What the fucks in coke? - GoFuckYourself.com

BloodFart · 06-14-2005, 10:20 AM

I usually drink dual 2 litre bottles of coke a day. I woke up today to find out my supply is dry and I didnt feel like going outside. I assumed I could replace the caffiene withdrawls with coffee. so i drank a pot of that shit.

Fuck no, I feel like i'm coming off of meth. a pot of coffee should have the same amount of caffiene as a 2 litre bottle of coke right? I'm sitting here pretty much shaking with no attention span.. can't concentrate on shit, I think i just had a chill (it's 90 something degrees)

So my question is what the fuck is in coke that i'm missing. I should have the right blood ratio in my caffine stream.

Maybe my blood level insnt carbonated enough?

Mailer · 06-14-2005, 10:21 AM

Or maybe just sugar

sherie · 06-14-2005, 10:24 AM

Water, sugar/glucose-fructose, carmel colours, phosphoric acid, natural flavors, and a boat load of caffeine!

riddler · 06-14-2005, 10:25 AM

benzoylmethyl ecognine

Fizzgig · 06-14-2005, 10:26 AM

Maybe they're not getting all the cocaine out of the coca leaves. ;)

kaylacruz · 06-14-2005, 10:27 AM

i love my coffee.. stay away from coke - well coca cola that is yeah i think it's def the sugar, it's super addictive! I watch some of my friends that are addicts go thru similar withdrawls and will crave sweets as well to fill the void.

Serge Litehead · 06-14-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BloodFart

Maybe my blood level insnt carbonated enough?

Could be it.

Jace · 06-14-2005, 10:31 AM

high fructose corn syrup

eoworm · 06-14-2005, 10:38 AM

it's this:

and a think i tasted a touch of crack...

notjoe · 06-14-2005, 10:41 AM

http://www.buzzwater.com/buzz_profile.htm

It'll get you what you need, go for the 200MG bottles though ;)

Pleasurepays · 06-14-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BloodFart

I usually drink dual 2 litre bottles of coke a day. I woke up today to find out my supply is dry and I didnt feel like going outside. I assumed I could replace the caffiene withdrawls with coffee. so i drank a pot of that shit.

Fuck no, I feel like i'm coming off of meth. a pot of coffee should have the same amount of caffiene as a 2 litre bottle of coke right? I'm sitting here pretty much shaking with no attention span.. can't concentrate on shit, I think i just had a chill (it's 90 something degrees)

So my question is what the fuck is in coke that i'm missing. I should have the right blood ratio in my caffine stream.

Maybe my blood level insnt carbonated enough?

whats missing? how about an insane amount of sugar your are injecting into your blood stream everyday. caffeine is nothing. your blood sugar and insulin is most likely going crazy as it tries to adjust to the absence of elevated blood sugar levels.

just so you know, you are killing yourself. i dont mean this in a missinformed health food hippy kinda way. i am not talking about all the acids (artificial sweetners), corrosive properties of coke and wives tales and urban legends. i mean you are ingesting ungodly amounts of sugar that is going to ultimately cause insulin resistence in your body, obesity and diabetes. you are feeling these effects right now.

After Shock Media · 06-14-2005, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

high fructose corn syrup

Yup the evil liquid.

FYI coffee has way more caffine that coke has. Hell it has more caffine than any soda by far. Soda is not legally allowed to pack as much.

Sosa · 06-14-2005, 10:46 AM

just go out and get a coke.

abadfish · 06-14-2005, 10:55 AM

It's not just "sugar", its sugar created in a lab...it's not natural.

Jace · 06-14-2005, 10:59 AM

http://www.westonaprice.org/motherlinda/cornsyrup.html

Jace · 06-14-2005, 10:59 AM

"The medical profession thinks fructose is better for diabetics than sugar," says Dr. Field, "but every cell in the body can metabolize glucose. However, all fructose must be metabolized in the liver. The livers of the rats on the high fructose diet looked like the livers of alcoholics, plugged with fat and cirrhotic."

azguy · 06-14-2005, 11:15 AM

1 gallon of coke every day? Man that's a slow way to kill your body

axelcat · 06-14-2005, 11:31 AM

quit that shit today

pornstar2pac · 06-14-2005, 11:35 AM

the answer to your problems: pepsi

Doctor Dre · 06-14-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by azguy

1 gallon of coke every day? Man that's a slow way to kill your body

I don't even remember the last time I took a sip of this shit

munki · 06-14-2005, 11:40 AM

All I know is the syrup they use to make coke needs to be transported with hazardous materials placards (saw that when I still worked the docks a few years back)

Is it a good thing that a drink we all love so much contains hazardous materials as ingredients???

Bad JuJu

BigRod · 06-14-2005, 11:44 AM

Coke is definitly the shit!

CheneyRumsfeld · 06-14-2005, 11:51 AM

don't worry about what is in it.
just go get some more.

ssp · 06-14-2005, 11:54 AM

There used to be cocaine in cocacola. Need I say more?

eamedia · 06-14-2005, 01:35 PM

not sure but it gets me fucking loaded....

06-14-2005, 10:20 AM	#1
BloodFart Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 728	What the fucks in coke? I usually drink dual 2 litre bottles of coke a day. I woke up today to find out my supply is dry and I didnt feel like going outside. I assumed I could replace the caffiene withdrawls with coffee. so i drank a pot of that shit. Fuck no, I feel like i'm coming off of meth. a pot of coffee should have the same amount of caffiene as a 2 litre bottle of coke right? I'm sitting here pretty much shaking with no attention span.. can't concentrate on shit, I think i just had a chill (it's 90 something degrees) So my question is what the fuck is in coke that i'm missing. I should have the right blood ratio in my caffine stream. Maybe my blood level insnt carbonated enough? __________________ Jesus = harry potter 2000 years ago.

06-14-2005, 10:21 AM	#2
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kaylacruz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 495	i love my coffee.. stay away from coke - well coca cola that is yeah i think it's def the sugar, it's super addictive! I watch some of my friends that are addicts go thru similar withdrawls and will crave sweets as well to fill the void. __________________ Kayla

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	high fructose corn syrup

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eoworm Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: St. PeTe, Florida Posts: 32	it's this: and a think i tasted a touch of crack... __________________

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notjoe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,599	http://www.buzzwater.com/buzz_profile.htm It'll get you what you need, go for the 200MG bottles though ;)

06-14-2005, 10:46 AM	#13
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	just go out and get a coke.

06-14-2005, 10:55 AM	#14
abadfish Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: WA Posts: 1,482	It's not just "sugar", its sugar created in a lab...it's not natural.

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	http://www.westonaprice.org/motherlinda/cornsyrup.html

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azguy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 5,167	1 gallon of coke every day? Man that's a slow way to kill your body

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	quit that shit today

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pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	the answer to your problems: pepsi __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

06-14-2005, 11:40 AM	#21
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	All I know is the syrup they use to make coke needs to be transported with hazardous materials placards (saw that when I still worked the docks a few years back) Is it a good thing that a drink we all love so much contains hazardous materials as ingredients??? Bad JuJu

06-14-2005, 11:44 AM	#22
BigRod Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 3,685	Coke is definitly the shit! __________________ Rod Macdonald Mainstream Ad Agency Owner ICQ: 607306

06-14-2005, 11:51 AM	#23
CheneyRumsfeld Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,341	don't worry about what is in it. just go get some more.

06-14-2005, 11:54 AM	#24
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	There used to be cocaine in cocacola. Need I say more?

06-14-2005, 01:35 PM	#25
eamedia Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: norcal Posts: 1,456	not sure but it gets me fucking loaded.... __________________