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BloodFart 06-14-2005 10:20 AM

What the fucks in coke?
 
I usually drink dual 2 litre bottles of coke a day. I woke up today to find out my supply is dry and I didnt feel like going outside. I assumed I could replace the caffiene withdrawls with coffee. so i drank a pot of that shit.

Fuck no, I feel like i'm coming off of meth. a pot of coffee should have the same amount of caffiene as a 2 litre bottle of coke right? I'm sitting here pretty much shaking with no attention span.. can't concentrate on shit, I think i just had a chill (it's 90 something degrees)

So my question is what the fuck is in coke that i'm missing. I should have the right blood ratio in my caffine stream.

Maybe my blood level insnt carbonated enough? :helpme

Mailer 06-14-2005 10:21 AM

Or maybe just sugar

sherie 06-14-2005 10:24 AM

Water, sugar/glucose-fructose, carmel colours, phosphoric acid, natural flavors, and a boat load of caffeine!

riddler 06-14-2005 10:25 AM

benzoylmethyl ecognine

Fizzgig 06-14-2005 10:26 AM

Maybe they're not getting all the cocaine out of the coca leaves. ;)

kaylacruz 06-14-2005 10:27 AM

i love my coffee.. stay away from coke - well coca cola that is yeah i think it's def the sugar, it's super addictive! I watch some of my friends that are addicts go thru similar withdrawls and will crave sweets as well to fill the void.

Serge Litehead 06-14-2005 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodFart
Maybe my blood level insnt carbonated enough? :helpme

Could be it.

Jace 06-14-2005 10:31 AM

high fructose corn syrup

eoworm 06-14-2005 10:38 AM

it's this:
http://members.lycos.co.uk/thomasshe...oll%20copy.jpg
and a think i tasted a touch of crack...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ne_Biggums.jpg

notjoe 06-14-2005 10:41 AM

http://www.buzzwater.com/buzz_profile.htm

It'll get you what you need, go for the 200MG bottles though ;)

Pleasurepays 06-14-2005 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodFart
I usually drink dual 2 litre bottles of coke a day. I woke up today to find out my supply is dry and I didnt feel like going outside. I assumed I could replace the caffiene withdrawls with coffee. so i drank a pot of that shit.

Fuck no, I feel like i'm coming off of meth. a pot of coffee should have the same amount of caffiene as a 2 litre bottle of coke right? I'm sitting here pretty much shaking with no attention span.. can't concentrate on shit, I think i just had a chill (it's 90 something degrees)

So my question is what the fuck is in coke that i'm missing. I should have the right blood ratio in my caffine stream.

Maybe my blood level insnt carbonated enough? :helpme

whats missing? how about an insane amount of sugar your are injecting into your blood stream everyday. caffeine is nothing. your blood sugar and insulin is most likely going crazy as it tries to adjust to the absence of elevated blood sugar levels.

just so you know, you are killing yourself. i dont mean this in a missinformed health food hippy kinda way. i am not talking about all the acids (artificial sweetners), corrosive properties of coke and wives tales and urban legends. i mean you are ingesting ungodly amounts of sugar that is going to ultimately cause insulin resistence in your body, obesity and diabetes. you are feeling these effects right now.

:2 cents:

After Shock Media 06-14-2005 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
high fructose corn syrup

Yup the evil liquid.

FYI coffee has way more caffine that coke has. Hell it has more caffine than any soda by far. Soda is not legally allowed to pack as much.

Sosa 06-14-2005 10:46 AM

just go out and get a coke.

abadfish 06-14-2005 10:55 AM

It's not just "sugar", its sugar created in a lab...it's not natural.

Jace 06-14-2005 10:59 AM

http://www.westonaprice.org/motherlinda/cornsyrup.html

Jace 06-14-2005 10:59 AM

"The medical profession thinks fructose is better for diabetics than sugar," says Dr. Field, "but every cell in the body can metabolize glucose. However, all fructose must be metabolized in the liver. The livers of the rats on the high fructose diet looked like the livers of alcoholics, plugged with fat and cirrhotic."

azguy 06-14-2005 11:15 AM

1 gallon of coke every day? Man that's a slow way to kill your body

axelcat 06-14-2005 11:31 AM

quit that shit today

pornstar2pac 06-14-2005 11:35 AM

the answer to your problems: pepsi

Doctor Dre 06-14-2005 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azguy
1 gallon of coke every day? Man that's a slow way to kill your body

I don't even remember the last time I took a sip of this shit

munki 06-14-2005 11:40 AM

All I know is the syrup they use to make coke needs to be transported with hazardous materials placards (saw that when I still worked the docks a few years back)

Is it a good thing that a drink we all love so much contains hazardous materials as ingredients???

Bad JuJu

BigRod 06-14-2005 11:44 AM

Coke is definitly the shit!

CheneyRumsfeld 06-14-2005 11:51 AM

don't worry about what is in it.
just go get some more.

ssp 06-14-2005 11:54 AM

There used to be cocaine in cocacola. Need I say more?

eamedia 06-14-2005 01:35 PM

not sure but it gets me fucking loaded....


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