Woman pleads guilty to drunk driving after drinking 3 glasses of Listerine - GoFuckYourself.com

mardigras · 01-27-2005, 06:11 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6874037/
Holy crap, could you hold down a bottle of Listerine?

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ADRIAN, Mich. - A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving.

Carol Ries, 50, was pulled over after she rear-ended another vehicle at a red light on Jan. 9. She passed one breathalyzer test, but failed another that used different equipment.

Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had drunk three glasses earlier in the day. Her blood alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit, police said.

According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.?s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, while other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.

Ries, who entered her plea last week, could face up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine when she is sentenced. Prosecutors agreed to drop a charge of having an open intoxicant in the vehicle.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-27-2005, 06:12 PM

Certainly sounds like she has issues. I can barely take the cap.

TheMob · 01-27-2005, 06:14 PM

i have never even had listerine

Buddah00 · 01-27-2005, 06:15 PM

Saw that on the news earlier, they said that listerene had about the same alcohol content as schnapps. She must have been desperate for a drink.

warlock5 · 01-27-2005, 06:18 PM

Thats a sure sign of being an alchoholic!

D Flower · 01-27-2005, 08:16 PM

Yuck...that doesn't sound too tasty!

thefool · 01-27-2005, 08:18 PM

they have a new orange, less intense version, maybe she thought it was Triple Sec

Spunky · 01-27-2005, 08:39 PM

I thought that shit would seriuosly make you sick if you drank that amount

thefool · 01-27-2005, 08:43 PM

actually years ago there was a write up, about jails and prisons not allowing certain products brought to inmates, because they were paying, fighting, and practically killing each other over mouth wash, rubbing alcohol, colognes, and anything else that they could get their hands on, that had a high alcohol content. If you have an addiction, you'll drink almost anything apparently.

sickkittens · 01-27-2005, 08:43 PM

Citrus listerine is actually not that bad....considering.

mardigras · 01-27-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Citrus listerine is actually not that bad....considering.

But could you down 3 glasses of it?

pornstar2pac · 01-28-2005, 12:05 AM

I think I will go throw up now

reynold · 01-28-2005, 12:23 AM

Poor woman. An alcoholic and a listerine addict.

V_RocKs · 06-13-2005, 03:57 PM

Peaches · 06-13-2005, 05:27 PM

My girlfiend had an employee who got drunk off Scope. It took her a while to realize it since all she saw was the Scope and only smelled the mint on her breath.

Kitty Dukakis used to get drunk off hairspray and extracts (like vanilla you buy in the store) are another favorite of "closet drunks"

kaylacruz · 06-13-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

My girlfiend had an employee who got drunk off Scope. It took her a while to realize it since all she saw was the Scope and only smelled the mint on her breath.

Kitty Dukakis used to get drunk off hairspray and extracts (like vanilla you buy in the store) are another favorite of "closet drunks"

Wow! that kinda stuff is really sad! I guess life can really be that miserable.. Hope they get help before it's too late!

machinegunkelly · 06-13-2005, 05:42 PM

here in town they sell that shit in the little bottles for the homeless ..
Cheap booze if you think about it , where else can you get a micky for $2 :P

I couldn't hold it down lol , I can't even drink REAL booze

tranza · 06-13-2005, 05:50 PM

That's just dumb...

taibo · 06-13-2005, 06:19 PM

what in the right mindframe would make you drink listerine? ::idiot::

Terry · 06-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Insane man!

tony286 · 06-13-2005, 06:25 PM

I bet her breath was minty fresh lol

woj · 06-13-2005, 06:54 PM

you have to be pretty pathetic to drink that, isn't it actually more expensive than getting some cheap booze?

bopha · 06-13-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

you have to be pretty pathetic to drink that, isn't it actually more expensive than getting some cheap booze?

Not necessisarily. I have a relative who's a 12 stepper and he's had more than one sponsee who's drink of choice is mouth wash.

Why didn't the sponsee's get cheap booze? One of them said, they never even thought about doing that. It had been mouthwash from the get go.

Probably not much different than the 6th graders drinking cough syrup.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Certainly sounds like she has issues. I can barely take the cap.

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Buddah00 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Dirty South Posts: 722	Saw that on the news earlier, they said that listerene had about the same alcohol content as schnapps. She must have been desperate for a drink.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Poor woman. An alcoholic and a listerine addict.

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	My girlfiend had an employee who got drunk off Scope. It took her a while to realize it since all she saw was the Scope and only smelled the mint on her breath. Kitty Dukakis used to get drunk off hairspray and extracts (like vanilla you buy in the store) are another favorite of "closet drunks"

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