I wish I was rich so I could molest children and get away with it - GoFuckYourself.com

nofx · 06-13-2005, 03:35 PM

i.e. Michael Jackson

TheLegacy · 06-13-2005, 03:36 PM

strange wish you have there

Meta Ridley · 06-13-2005, 03:37 PM

HAHA LOL GOOD POINT!1

Libertine · 06-13-2005, 03:38 PM

You, too, can molest children and get away with it. Just use heavily retarded children so they aren't able to tell other people what happened

Downtime · 06-13-2005, 03:38 PM

you dont hear that wish everyday

eamedia · 06-13-2005, 03:38 PM

so did mj... wishes do come true

ronaldo · 06-13-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

strange wish you have there

I was thinking the same thing.

The person I feel the worst for is MJ's umbrella man. I assume he'll be filing for unemployment shortly.

polish_aristocrat · 06-13-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

You, too, can molest children and get away with it. Just use heavily retarded children so they aren't able to tell other people what happened

talking from experience?

nofx · 06-13-2005, 03:42 PM

if it had have been anyone without a lot of money or fame they would be in jail right now.

like if it would have been Billy Bob the school janitor having those 10 counts against him, he would be in jail, that is, unless he had a lot of money.

beemk · 06-13-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

if it had have been anyone without a lot of money or fame they would be in jail right now.

like if it would have been Billy Bob the school janitor having those 10 counts against him, he would be in jail, that is, unless he had a lot of money.

i think the fame thing had an effect too.

nico-t · 06-13-2005, 03:46 PM

i dont think billy bob the janitor would have people sewing him because they smell cash

MrIzzz · 06-13-2005, 03:50 PM

i wish i was rich enough to afford my own monkey

nofx · 06-13-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

i dont think billy bob the janitor would have people sewing him because they smell cash

do you think they would allow billy bob the janitor to wear PAJAMA pants to court or be constantly late ?

nico-t · 06-13-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

do you think they would allow billy bob the janitor to wear PAJAMA pants to court or be constantly late ?

yes and maybe, being late is not really an argument to plead guilty lol

Dirty Dane · 06-13-2005, 04:07 PM

You dont have to be rich. Just become a catholic priest.

Drake · 06-13-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

You dont have to be rich. Just become a catholic priest.

CaptainHowdy · 06-13-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Downtime

you dont hear that wish everyday

LOL!,

Happy Toughts!!!

Drake · 06-13-2005, 04:21 PM

Just go to Singapore or any 3rd world nation like many foreigners do for the underaged prostitutes. You might even find billy bob the janitor there.

3piece chicken Dinner · 06-13-2005, 04:31 PM

A rather odd request you have. How long have you wanted to touch boys in an inapporpriate way? Have you considered therapy?

SuckOnThis · 06-13-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

I wish I was rich so I could molest children and get away with it

So the only thing that prevents you from molesting children is that you might get caught? Sick fucking bastard.

Satisfaction · 06-13-2005, 04:34 PM

lol at dirty dane... nice one!

nofx · 06-13-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

So the only thing that prevents you from molesting children is that you might get caught? Sick fucking bastard.

point being is that if you have the money, you wont get caught.

you could get children drunk and molest them (MJ) , make a sex tape and piss on a girl (R kelly) , etc. etc. and get away with it.

3piece chicken Dinner · 06-13-2005, 04:37 PM

so your answer to this is yes??

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

So the only thing that prevents you from molesting children is that you might get caught? Sick fucking bastard.

06-13-2005, 04:38 PM

u dirty sick fuck... michael jackson is innocent - gross thinking you'd like to get away with sleeping with kids though

NetRodent · 06-13-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i wish i was rich enough to afford my own monkey

Forget the monkey. I'd want John Merrick's remains (all those crazy Elephant Man bones).

Alex · 06-13-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

I wish ...... I could molest children and get away with it

That is wrong

nofx · 06-13-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner

so your answer to this is yes??

no you fucking bastard hiding behind a fake nick.

cambaby · 06-13-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

point being is that if you have the money, you wont get caught.

you could get children drunk and molest them (MJ) , make a sex tape and piss on a girl (R kelly) , etc. etc. and get away with it.

Only black people get away with it, the white rich people still go to jail.

SykkBoy · 06-13-2005, 05:15 PM

If Michael Jackson didn't have money, those children wouldn't be there in the first place....

More Booze · 06-13-2005, 05:26 PM

hahaha this whole thread is soooo wrong

kaylacruz · 06-13-2005, 05:27 PM

Make sure you tell Santa your christmas wish!

i agree though..this whole not guilty thing is sick

RogerV · 06-13-2005, 05:28 PM

You are innocent until proven guilty.. Period

I hate how the media can fuck someone for life before they have a chance to prove themselves.

I for one have been in the media quite a bit and know how they love to twist words to make a story to increase viewer ship and sell more advertising etc.

nofx · 06-13-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

You are innocent until proven guilty.. Period

more like guilty until proven rich

bjjb · 06-13-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

I was thinking the same thing.

The person I feel the worst for is MJ's umbrella man. I assume he'll be filing for unemployment shortly.

RogerV · 06-13-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

more like guilty until proven rich

True if you have money you can hire people to find the loop holes in the system.

I suggest you start making money now LOL and live outside the matrix

nico-t · 06-13-2005, 05:37 PM

ok nofx i see your in a bad mood today.... i think u need to plug yourself with one of these!

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	if it had have been anyone without a lot of money or fame they would be in jail right now. like if it would have been Billy Bob the school janitor having those 10 counts against him, he would be in jail, that is, unless he had a lot of money. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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3piece chicken Dinner Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On your plate Posts: 1,065	A rather odd request you have. How long have you wanted to touch boys in an inapporpriate way? Have you considered therapy?

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Pimp Dough Guest Posts: n/a	u dirty sick fuck... michael jackson is innocent - gross thinking you'd like to get away with sleeping with kids though

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	ok nofx i see your in a bad mood today.... i think u need to plug yourself with one of these!