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nofx 06-13-2005 03:35 PM

I wish I'd stayed in bed today
 
i.e. Michael Jackson

TheLegacy 06-13-2005 03:36 PM

strange wish you have there

Meta Ridley 06-13-2005 03:37 PM

HAHA LOL GOOD POINT!1

Libertine 06-13-2005 03:38 PM

You, too, can molest children and get away with it. Just use heavily retarded children so they aren't able to tell other people what happened :thumbsup

Downtime 06-13-2005 03:38 PM

you dont hear that wish everyday

eamedia 06-13-2005 03:38 PM

so did mj... wishes do come true

ronaldo 06-13-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
strange wish you have there

I was thinking the same thing.

The person I feel the worst for is MJ's umbrella man. I assume he'll be filing for unemployment shortly.

polish_aristocrat 06-13-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
You, too, can molest children and get away with it. Just use heavily retarded children so they aren't able to tell other people what happened :thumbsup

talking from experience?

nofx 06-13-2005 03:42 PM

if it had have been anyone without a lot of money or fame they would be in jail right now.

like if it would have been Billy Bob the school janitor having those 10 counts against him, he would be in jail, that is, unless he had a lot of money.

beemk 06-13-2005 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
if it had have been anyone without a lot of money or fame they would be in jail right now.

like if it would have been Billy Bob the school janitor having those 10 counts against him, he would be in jail, that is, unless he had a lot of money.

i think the fame thing had an effect too.

nico-t 06-13-2005 03:46 PM

i dont think billy bob the janitor would have people sewing him because they smell cash

MrIzzz 06-13-2005 03:50 PM

i wish i was rich enough to afford my own monkey

nofx 06-13-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
i dont think billy bob the janitor would have people sewing him because they smell cash

do you think they would allow billy bob the janitor to wear PAJAMA pants to court or be constantly late ?

nico-t 06-13-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
do you think they would allow billy bob the janitor to wear PAJAMA pants to court or be constantly late ?

yes and maybe, being late is not really an argument to plead guilty lol

Dirty Dane 06-13-2005 04:07 PM

You dont have to be rich. Just become a catholic priest.

Drake 06-13-2005 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
You dont have to be rich. Just become a catholic priest.

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-13-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
you dont hear that wish everyday

:1orglaugh LOL!,

Happy Toughts!!!

Drake 06-13-2005 04:21 PM

Just go to Singapore or any 3rd world nation like many foreigners do for the underaged prostitutes. You might even find billy bob the janitor there.

3piece chicken Dinner 06-13-2005 04:31 PM

A rather odd request you have. How long have you wanted to touch boys in an inapporpriate way? Have you considered therapy?

SuckOnThis 06-13-2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I wish I was rich so I could molest children and get away with it


So the only thing that prevents you from molesting children is that you might get caught? Sick fucking bastard.

Satisfaction 06-13-2005 04:34 PM

lol at dirty dane... nice one!

nofx 06-13-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis
So the only thing that prevents you from molesting children is that you might get caught? Sick fucking bastard.

point being is that if you have the money, you wont get caught.

you could get children drunk and molest them (MJ) , make a sex tape and piss on a girl (R kelly) , etc. etc. and get away with it.

3piece chicken Dinner 06-13-2005 04:37 PM

so your answer to this is yes??


Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis
So the only thing that prevents you from molesting children is that you might get caught? Sick fucking bastard.


Pimp Dough 06-13-2005 04:38 PM

u dirty sick fuck... michael jackson is innocent - gross thinking you'd like to get away with sleeping with kids though

NetRodent 06-13-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i wish i was rich enough to afford my own monkey

Forget the monkey. I'd want John Merrick's remains (all those crazy Elephant Man bones).

Alex 06-13-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I wish ...... I could molest children and get away with it


:( :helpme That is wrong

nofx 06-13-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
so your answer to this is yes??

no you fucking bastard hiding behind a fake nick.

cambaby 06-13-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
point being is that if you have the money, you wont get caught.

you could get children drunk and molest them (MJ) , make a sex tape and piss on a girl (R kelly) , etc. etc. and get away with it.

Only black people get away with it, the white rich people still go to jail.

SykkBoy 06-13-2005 05:15 PM

If Michael Jackson didn't have money, those children wouldn't be there in the first place....

More Booze 06-13-2005 05:26 PM

hahaha this whole thread is soooo wrong

kaylacruz 06-13-2005 05:27 PM

Make sure you tell Santa your christmas wish!

i agree though..this whole not guilty thing is sick

RogerV 06-13-2005 05:28 PM

You are innocent until proven guilty.. Period

I hate how the media can fuck someone for life before they have a chance to prove themselves.

I for one have been in the media quite a bit and know how they love to twist words to make a story to increase viewer ship and sell more advertising etc.

nofx 06-13-2005 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
You are innocent until proven guilty.. Period

more like guilty until proven rich

bjjb 06-13-2005 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo
I was thinking the same thing.

The person I feel the worst for is MJ's umbrella man. I assume he'll be filing for unemployment shortly.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RogerV 06-13-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
more like guilty until proven rich

True if you have money you can hire people to find the loop holes in the system.

I suggest you start making money now LOL and live outside the matrix :1orglaugh

nico-t 06-13-2005 05:37 PM

ok nofx i see your in a bad mood today.... i think u need to plug yourself with one of these!
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/107...7897mSUR_w.jpg


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