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Old 06-09-2005, 12:31 AM   #1
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I will kiss ass for traffic
Hey. I will pretend to be your friend, shake your hand and shows - smile to your face, say "HEY BABE!" or "Dude great to see you!".
After I get that line out of the way I will ignore you completely, until I get back from a show whereby I will then ask you for traffic to promote some new bullshit site.

So just go ahead and send me traffic now, because you're my bro - and that's how it all works.

Thanks!
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:33 AM   #2
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i would shake your hand but i would catch rugburn from all the hair on your palms.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:33 AM   #3
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i would shake your hand but i would catch rugburn from all the hair on your palms.
You wish. They are sweaty. I have clammy hands 24/7. Ask anyone who knows me, they know not to shake my hand.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:34 AM   #4
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Where? WHERE??... I need an online friend!,
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:40 AM   #5
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Damn I wish I was as fake as you
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:40 AM   #6
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Damn I wish I was as fake as you
You're in the right industry! Good start man.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:41 AM   #7
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:42 AM   #8
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LOL funny shit
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:43 AM   #9
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Hey Bro! How you doing?

Wanna send me some traffic?
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:43 AM   #10
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R u still working for fs ?
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:43 AM   #11
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R u still working for fs ?
Is your mom still hot?
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:44 AM   #12
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I take it you had a bad experience....
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:44 AM   #13
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YO dre, get on icq
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:46 AM   #14
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:48 AM   #15
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You're in the right industry! Good start man.
I do however believe what your saying, so many "friends" to be made when you got info someone wants. I could recall many times being used. really sucks, but its expected.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:49 AM   #16
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I liked mainstream sales. No "Word bonding". It was make a deal, sign a contract, fax said contract and pay the bill.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:49 AM   #17
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I do however believe what your saying, so many "friends" to be made when you got info someone wants. I could recall many times being used. really sucks, but its expected.

that's fucked up! Let's be pals!!!




















got traffic?
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:50 AM   #18
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fine, i'm pulling the traffic we send to fastsize now, cause Brad is a dick!
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:51 AM   #19
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that's fucked up! Let's be pals!!!
got traffic?
You're trying to be funny which is comendable my friend. However the problem is that you're a fucking idiot so it doesn't really work out that well.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:51 AM   #20
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fine, i'm pulling the traffic we send to fastsize now, cause Brad is a dick!
"Hehehe. Buy you a drink at the next show BRO? "
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:59 AM   #21
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Very well stated actually.
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:01 AM   #22
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You're trying to be funny which is comendable my friend. However the problem is that you're a fucking idiot so it doesn't really work out that well.

says the account rep w/ no friends nor traffic...
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"Hehehe. Buy you a drink at the next show BRO? "
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Did it ever occur to you that some people are just friendly?
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:02 AM   #24
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Did it ever occur to you that some people are just friendly?
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