I will kiss ass for traffic
 

Hey. I will pretend to be your friend, shake your hand and shows - smile to your face, say "HEY BABE!" or "Dude great to see you!".
After I get that line out of the way I will ignore you completely, until I get back from a show whereby I will then ask you for traffic to promote some new bullshit site.

So just go ahead and send me traffic now, because you're my bro - and that's how it all works.

Thanks!

i would shake your hand but i would catch rugburn from all the hair on your palms. :2 cents:

You wish. They are sweaty. I have clammy hands 24/7. Ask anyone who knows me, they know not to shake my hand.

Where? WHERE??... I need an online friend!,

Damn I wish I was as fake as you

You're in the right industry! Good start man.

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LOL funny shit

Hey Bro! How you doing?

Wanna send me some traffic?

R u still working for fs ?

Is your mom still hot?

I take it you had a bad experience....

YO dre, get on icq

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I do however believe what your saying, so many "friends" to be made when you got info someone wants. I could recall many times being used. really sucks, but its expected.

I liked mainstream sales. No "Word bonding". It was make a deal, sign a contract, fax said contract and pay the bill.

that's fucked up! Let's be pals!!!




















got traffic?

fine, i'm pulling the traffic we send to fastsize now, cause Brad is a dick!

You're trying to be funny which is comendable my friend. However the problem is that you're a fucking idiot so it doesn't really work out that well.

"Hehehe. Buy you a drink at the next show BRO? "
- Classic line

Very well stated actually.

says the account rep w/ no friends nor traffic...

Did it ever occur to you that some people are just friendly?

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