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Odie · 06-08-2005, 09:31 AM

ok well it's hump day and I'm having a hell of a day! I need to lighten up the day a bit so here goes!

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed
>>> by 15 kids...
>>>
>>> "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"
>>>
>>> "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard
>>> that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."
>>>
>>> All the children rush to find seats.
>>>
>>> "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.
>>> I'll need all your children's names."
>>>
>>> "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
>>>
>>> "OK, and who's next?"
>>>
>>> "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
>>>
>>> The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one,
>>> through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is
>>> introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
>>>
>>> "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are
>>> they ALL named Leroy?"
>>>
>>> Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time
>>> to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
>>>
>>> An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all
>>> comes arunnin.'
>>>
>>> An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just
>>> yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
>>> had, namin' them all Leroy."
>>>
>>> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
>>> forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to

>>> come, and not the whole bunch?"
>>>
>>> "I call them by their last names."

Enjoy the rest of your day as I'm off to test drive Bentley's and Ferrari's all day!

Odie · 06-08-2005, 09:45 AM

you guys totally suck...I gota good laugh outta this one!

JD · 06-08-2005, 09:51 AM

this is easier to read

open notepad ctrl+h it next time

Quote:

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed
by 15 kids...

"WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard
that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."

All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.
I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one,
through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is
introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are
they ALL named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time
to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'

An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all
comes arunnin.'

An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just
yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to

come, and not the whole bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."

Trent Edison · 06-08-2005, 09:52 AM

Odie is hot

Odie · 06-08-2005, 10:10 AM

thanks sperminator...I was jsut being lazy!! lmao!!

GiantGnome · 06-08-2005, 10:54 AM

I think i saw her on Murry. She was the one sitting next to 15 men given a paternity tests to determine who the father(in this case fathers)was. All 15 tests came back negative.

Oops I almost forgot.....

ODIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Downtime · 06-08-2005, 11:03 AM

sweet joke!

Odie · 06-08-2005, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

I think i saw her on Murry. She was the one sitting next to 15 men given a paternity tests to determine who the father(in this case fathers)was. All 15 tests came back negative.

Oops I almost forgot.....

ODIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

lmao.. I guess it could be a good Jamaican joke too!!

tranza · 06-08-2005, 11:11 AM

Hahahahahaha... very nice...

FunForOne · 06-08-2005, 11:13 AM

Thats very funny, but I dont think that is a red-neck joke.

LittleSassy · 06-08-2005, 11:14 AM

cute one...

woj · 06-08-2005, 11:18 AM

Odie · 06-08-2005, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FunForOne

Thats very funny, but I dont think that is a red-neck joke.

I don't think so either..like I said above..it looks more like a "jamaican" joke..

flirty · 06-08-2005, 12:58 PM

hahahahaha

06-08-2005, 09:31 AM	#1
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	Joke of the day!! Red NECK MAMA! ok well it's hump day and I'm having a hell of a day! I need to lighten up the day a bit so here goes! A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed >>> by 15 kids... >>> >>> "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" >>> >>> "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard >>> that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." >>> >>> All the children rush to find seats. >>> >>> "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. >>> I'll need all your children's names." >>> >>> "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." >>> >>> "OK, and who's next?" >>> >>> "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." >>> >>> The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, >>> through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is >>> introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! >>> >>> "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are >>> they ALL named Leroy?" >>> >>> Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time >>> to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' >>> >>> An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all >>> comes arunnin.' >>> >>> An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just >>> yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever >>> had, namin' them all Leroy." >>> >>> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her >>> forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to >>> come, and not the whole bunch?" >>> >>> "I call them by their last names." Enjoy the rest of your day as I'm off to test drive Bentley's and Ferrari's all day! __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

06-08-2005, 09:45 AM	#2
Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	you guys totally suck...I gota good laugh outta this one! __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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06-08-2005, 10:10 AM	#5
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06-08-2005, 10:54 AM	#6
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	I think i saw her on Murry. She was the one sitting next to 15 men given a paternity tests to determine who the father(in this case fathers)was. All 15 tests came back negative. Oops I almost forgot..... ODIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader Last edited by GiantGnome; 06-08-2005 at 10:55 AM..

06-08-2005, 11:03 AM	#7
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	sweet joke! __________________ #27024067

06-08-2005, 11:11 AM	#9
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06-08-2005, 11:13 AM	#10
FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	Thats very funny, but I dont think that is a red-neck joke.

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06-08-2005, 12:58 PM	#14
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