Joke of the day!! Red NECK MAMA!

ok well it's hump day and I'm having a hell of a day! I need to lighten up the day a bit so here goes!

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed
>>> by 15 kids...
>>>
>>> "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"
>>>
>>> "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard
>>> that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."
>>>
>>> All the children rush to find seats.
>>>
>>> "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.
>>> I'll need all your children's names."
>>>
>>> "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
>>>
>>> "OK, and who's next?"
>>>
>>> "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
>>>
>>> The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one,
>>> through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is
>>> introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
>>>
>>> "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are
>>> they ALL named Leroy?"
>>>
>>> Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time
>>> to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
>>>
>>> An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all
>>> comes arunnin.'
>>>
>>> An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just
>>> yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
>>> had, namin' them all Leroy."
>>>
>>> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
>>> forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to

>>> come, and not the whole bunch?"
>>>
>>> "I call them by their last names."

Enjoy the rest of your day as I'm off to test drive Bentley's and Ferrari's all day!