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Not making A Comeback
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Laughing so hard im crying.. How long has it been since i've been to bash.org?
too long!
<ohm> damn <ohm> FUCK <ohm> DAMN <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up <ohm> FUCK <ohm> i go like this to her <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit" <ohm> FUCK <TLF> smoke <TLF> im calling u out hustlah <TLF> bring it <MegaSmokeX> Why, bitch? <TLF> first person to hack the other person wins <MegaSmokeX> k <TLF> lets see your 1337 skillz bitch hahaha *** Signoff: TLF (Connection reset by peer) <Ginnsu> Goddamn O_O <Saunders> pnwed. <MegaSmokeX> I think thats the luckiest Ive ever been in my life... EvilEye:i just found out that i have competition for student government president EvilEye:hes blind EvilEye:so heres my campaign slogan: "I have a vision"\ <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet <Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." <Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit <Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls <bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother <Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!! SomeGuy> God: "Hello Osama?" <SomeGuy> Osama: "Yes God" <SomeGuy> God: "Osama.. did you hear about the tsunami?" <SomeGuy> Oasama: "Yes" <SomeGuy> God "Beat that you prick.." one for chio WormyWyrm: I don't think half as many people would pirate games and movies WormyWyrm: if they didn't give it such a cool name thelandofsiam: Yea, nobody would do it if it was called Illicit Data Transmition WormyWyrm: exactly WormyWyrm: noone would talk about it at all, too hard to spell thelandofsiam: ARRR IM A SOFTWARE PIRATE WormyWyrm: Gimmie yer booty and new versions of half life thelandofsiam: Yarrr WormyWyrm: YAR! thelandofsiam: I must restart my ship thelandofsiam: brb <AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... <AgentSmith> One of these...has a future. <Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this <AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m <T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert <RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you? <T-Wolf> ya, why man? <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson? <T-Wolf> you mother fucker Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh shit! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... also check out :http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/...topic=328&st=0 |
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that site has some of the best shit ive ever read, pure comedy
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rockin tha trailerpark
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how can you use the phone when you cannot speak
sets +m lol
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Location: Da Hood
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That's fucking hilarious!
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Not making A Comeback
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<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener. <xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something. <Sandaedar> Ok I'm back. <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^ <Stormrider> I should bomb something <Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats <Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me <Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe <FBI> We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: ) <link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404. <hokage> *cries*, scary.... <frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ... <Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified. <Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. <zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall <kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <kylev> hahahahaha <kylev> some girl just came onto our floor <kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" <kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about <kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism <`Neo> bahahahaha IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you" < robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant < bawss> Right click. <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering hahahaha. <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window <d|syztem> what the FUCK JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please. <blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. <FlipTopBx> is it modded? (Mootar) morons. (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer <Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. <Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns <@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world... <glacial> I love school <glacial> Today our term paper due date's set <glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member. <glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" <glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says: <glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand" |
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Not making A Comeback
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Not making A Comeback
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<RSX-2003> my friend might get suspended from school
<RSX-2003> she's enrolled in child developement, so she has to work with the special kids on campus <RSX-2003> and they had their own dance, and my friend cintheia was the DJ <RSX-2003> and she put on the song by black eyed peas called "lets get retarded" <RSX-2003> if she didn't start laughing she probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble <Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle? <sparks> My you're looking "acute" today <Fulgore> fuck you *sigh* |
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LOL, come on granny
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man that is soooooooooooooo long!!!
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: van down by the river
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<Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you start up icq, and that FUCKING FOGHORN blares in your face
<Khel> Honestly though, what sort of retard makes a program that starts up by blaring a foghorn at you <DeePer> the foghorn is a sign of like, bon voyuage isn't it? <Khel> the foghorn is a sign of a big boat sailing through fog
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
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<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me <ckx> they're alright <gb> what if they cum on you <ckx> that's a grey area
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lurker
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The grandmother thing it is too funny lol
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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www.faimous.net is great for aim quotes. it is new but seems to be catching on quick i enjoy it more than bash.org
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MaxCash.com
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<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded? Thats fucking brilliant..... |
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Workin With The Devil
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I used to love reading those
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Gotta love that site.. Ive spent some hours there too from time to time.
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cool one!...
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Wow that brightened my day!! I have been under so much stress lately and those laughs certainly helped!
xoxox, Megan |
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lol funny stuff
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