BREAKING NEWS - Thomas van de Koch found guilty of CP...is denounced by the FSC - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 06-06-2005, 02:32 PM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - 6/6/2005

Thomas van de Koch, president and CEO of Sea Animals Entertainment was found guilty today in federal court for peddling CP. (Crustacean Porn)

The FSC (Free the Sea Creatures) foundation applauded the judge's decision and denounced van de Koch and the entire sea animals entertainment industry.

"It's bad enough they make us feel inferior by bombarding us with pictures of whale penises, but now they've gone too far with these crustacean productions. "

Thomas van de Koch is also under investigation for violation of the 2257 record keeping requirements. Said the FSC spokesperson "Some of those sea lions looked kind of young to me, we'll be investigating"

This report was taken from the MSNBC (Marine, Sea, and Nautical broadcasting corporation) news wire.

Nismo · 06-06-2005, 02:35 PM

Meta Ridley · 06-06-2005, 02:35 PM

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Snake Doctor · 06-06-2005, 02:38 PM

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That seal looks kind of young....do you have 2257 documentation for that picture?

Meta Ridley · 06-06-2005, 02:39 PM

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That seal looks kind of young....do you have 2257 documentation for that picture?

Please don't tell the FSC.

Ricky Dynamite · 06-06-2005, 02:39 PM

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candyflip · 06-06-2005, 02:41 PM

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NetRodent · 06-06-2005, 03:33 PM

I have it on good authority that Thomas used to run prawnography.net. Prawnography.net has been shut down but Alexa still has records of the crustacean porn that was on the site!

http://web.archive.org/web/200411210...s/prawnav.html

NTSS · 06-06-2005, 03:37 PM

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Snake Doctor · 06-06-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NetRodent

I have it on good authority that Thomas used to run prawnography.net. Prawnography.net has been shut down but Alexa still has records of the crustacean porn that was on the site!

http://web.archive.org/web/200411210...s/prawnav.html

Oh man I remember that site....it was awesome.

After you got past the warning page you got hit with a pop up that was titled "annoying pop up window".....it was great for laughs.

Shame it's not there anymore.

FilthyRob · 06-06-2005, 03:46 PM

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RuthB · 06-06-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Oh man I remember that site....it was awesome.

After you got past the warning page you got hit with a pop up that was titled "annoying pop up window".....it was great for laughs.

Shame it's not there anymore.

LOL, I clicked the archived link and got the 'irritaing pop-up window' too .. good stuff.. thanks for the laughs!

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