BREAKING NEWS - Thomas van de Koch found guilty of CP...is denounced by the FSC
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - 6/6/2005
Thomas van de Koch, president and CEO of Sea Animals Entertainment was found guilty today in federal court for peddling CP. (Crustacean Porn)
The FSC (Free the Sea Creatures) foundation applauded the judge's decision and denounced van de Koch and the entire sea animals entertainment industry.
"It's bad enough they make us feel inferior by bombarding us with pictures of whale penises, but now they've gone too far with these crustacean productions. "
Thomas van de Koch is also under investigation for violation of the 2257 record keeping requirements. Said the FSC spokesperson "Some of those sea lions looked kind of young to me, we'll be investigating"
This report was taken from the MSNBC (Marine, Sea, and Nautical broadcasting corporation) news wire.
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