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Dina_C9 · 06-04-2005, 10:25 AM

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

taibo · 06-04-2005, 10:28 AM

alexg · 06-04-2005, 10:30 AM

hahaha nice

Manowar · 06-04-2005, 10:31 AM

great

juve20 · 06-04-2005, 10:32 AM

pussy first for me.

tony

Babaganoosh · 06-04-2005, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juve20

pussy first for me.

tony

Beer for me please. It's less hassle.

Oh, and fix your sig. That's WAYYY more than 3 lines of text.

LittleSassy · 06-04-2005, 11:02 AM

haha! noice...i like beers

xXxtreme2005 · 06-04-2005, 11:02 AM

Pussy for me I hate beer!

Marcus Aurelius · 06-04-2005, 11:03 AM

"the government taxes beer.
advantage: pussy"

well..for now anyway...Brothel Taxes

CDSmith · 06-04-2005, 11:45 AM

mmm... beer AND pussy. Advantage: me :D

College Downtime · 06-04-2005, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

mmm... beer AND pussy. Advantage: me :D

I like your style

FilthyRob · 06-04-2005, 11:50 AM

that was awesome!

NaughtyRob · 06-04-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

mmm... beer AND pussy. Advantage: me :D

Pussy AND beer. Cant go wrong there.

flirty · 06-04-2005, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

mmm... beer AND pussy. Advantage: me :D

where did you fucking get that?

disregard · 06-04-2005, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dina_C9

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

Ummmm.. not so sure about that one.

Spunky · 06-04-2005, 12:31 PM

Damn...I'm parched now

CDSmith · 06-04-2005, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flirty

where did you fucking get that?

Can't tell you, but I can say it is Canadian-made. :D

BigBen · 06-04-2005, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

mmm... beer AND pussy. Advantage: me :D

Lol, I had a feeling that pic would show up in this thread.

adonthenet · 06-04-2005, 02:33 PM

thats great! hahahaha

Vitasoy · 06-04-2005, 10:28 PM

haha I love it, nice one

gecko · 06-04-2005, 11:46 PM

not bad...

woj · 06-05-2005, 01:55 AM

CDSmith · 06-05-2005, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen

Lol, I had a feeling that pic would show up in this thread.

It's just too bad they used one of those de-alcoholized piss-water fake beers instead of a real brew, but the main impact of the picture still stands :D

gangbangjoe · 06-05-2005, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flirty

where did you fucking get that?

this pic is so 1999

NTSS · 06-05-2005, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

mmm... beer AND pussy. Advantage: me :D

Dick and beer... advantage pussy

kowntafit · 06-05-2005, 02:31 AM

Haha! That pic is awesome.

CDSmith · 06-05-2005, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

this pic is so 1999

Yup, that's about when I first got hold of it.

Interesting how it can be posted now and still have a lot of people get a kick out of it who've never seen it before though. :D

gangbangjoe · 06-05-2005, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Yup, that's about when I first got hold of it.

Interesting how it can be posted now and still have a lot of people get a kick out of it who've never seen it before though. :D

yeah like they just discovered internet

quote homer simpson : " wow they got this internet for computer now too "

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