Beer VS Pussy
 

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

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hahaha nice

:1orglaugh great

pussy first for me.

tony

Beer for me please. It's less hassle.


Oh, and fix your sig. That's WAYYY more than 3 lines of text.

haha! noice...i like beers:1orglaugh

Pussy for me I hate beer!

"the government taxes beer.
advantage: pussy"


well..for now anyway...Brothel Taxes

http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/servedrink01.jpg


mmm... beer AND pussy. Advantage: me :D

I like your style

that was awesome!

Pussy AND beer. Cant go wrong there.
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where did you fucking get that?
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Ummmm.. not so sure about that one.

Damn...I'm parched now

Can't tell you, but I can say it is Canadian-made. :D

Lol, I had a feeling that pic would show up in this thread.

thats great! hahahaha

haha I love it, nice one

not bad... :1orglaugh

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It's just too bad they used one of those de-alcoholized piss-water fake beers instead of a real brew, but the main impact of the picture still stands :D

this pic is so 1999

Dick and beer... advantage pussy :1orglaugh

Haha! That pic is awesome.

Yup, that's about when I first got hold of it.

Interesting how it can be posted now and still have a lot of people get a kick out of it who've never seen it before though. :D

yeah like they just discovered internet


quote homer simpson : " wow they got this internet for computer now too "