The life and times of Richy boy - GoFuckYourself.com

theking · 06-03-2005, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rich

I went to my ten year anniversary about 6 years ago, it was great. I've kept in touch with my good high school friends, but there were a lot of people I was happy to see again.

I had to go, I was the pot head in hs everyone thought would drop out, it was funny seeing the reaction some people I didn't really like had when they asked about my post-secondary education and my job. I have three degrees and I make millions of dollars sitting on my ass watching numbers roll, how about you asshole?

I have three degrees and I make millions of dollars sitting on my ass watching numbers roll, how about you asshole?

This person that earns millions...has...or at the least did have...a singular AVS site...in his words this has changed to...he used to have a network of AVS sites. Since he has posted on this board about the singular AVS site...he has since stated that he owns three of the largest Casinos on the net. This changed to he...owns stock in three of the largest Casinos on the net...and then changed back to he owns the controlling interest in three of the largest Casinos on the net...once again proclaiming to be the owner of three of largest Casinos on the net. BTW he admits to having been a sig whore.

Apparently he earned enough from his sig whore days and his singular AVS...that he posted about on this board...to buy the controlling interest in three of the largest Casinos on the net.

When asked...by Colin...what his three degrees are in..his answer was he...has a Masters in History...which does not answer the question...now does it...and is not indicative of having three degrees...now is it?

He is also a boxer...and a student of martial arts (threating to break a fellow member's two arms into a million pieces)...at least those voices in his head has told him so...which of course is caused by..."this is your mind on drugs".

Richy boy...who earns millions of dollars and claims to be a husband with children...chooses to spend his time on a BBS (day and night)...bashing the USA and its citizens and/or flaming and insulting people...and/or bragging about the millions that he earns. It makes me wonder what his alleged wife and children think about the quality time they have with their husband and dad?

Hmm...reminds me of Ripley's Believe It or Not...eh Richy boy?

Gottis · 06-03-2005, 07:04 PM

I love the smell of drama in the morning

sonofsam · 06-03-2005, 07:04 PM

at least rich doesn't spend his entire life making war/military threads on GFY because hes a has-been who can't get over it

Honeyslut · 06-03-2005, 07:10 PM

Oh my.....

theking · 06-03-2005, 07:20 PM

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Oh my.....

Hi ya Honey. Things going OK? Has the divorce and financials been sorted out yet?

Centurion · 06-03-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

at least rich doesn't spend his entire life making war/military threads on GFY because hes a has-been who can't get over it

8 times

sniperwolf · 06-03-2005, 07:52 PM

and the award goes to............

tranza · 06-03-2005, 07:55 PM

Who cares?

Martin · 06-03-2005, 07:59 PM

Man some of you fackers have no life..... Wait I'm home on a Friday night posting on gfy!!!

CDSmith · 06-03-2005, 08:17 PM

It MUST be the weekend :D

And now another exciting episode of Rich vs theKIng.... in technicolor.

riddler · 06-03-2005, 08:51 PM

HI THERE!

WarChild · 06-03-2005, 08:57 PM

Man you sure have a hardon for Rich.

Walrus · 06-03-2005, 09:00 PM

I hate clowns.

riddler · 06-03-2005, 09:03 PM

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I hate clowns.

Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King, why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass.

CDSmith · 06-03-2005, 09:08 PM

Rich once said he was second in line to be crowned Prime Minister of Canada.

Royalty in our midst. :D

FunForOne · 06-03-2005, 09:26 PM

Rich was the kid in high school that would stand close by the cool kids hoping someone would see him and think he was hanging out with them. Then he would run home and tell his parents how many chicks are after him. They just laugh and pat him on the head and say, "thats great son." When he left on his bicycle to turn in the A/V equipment he rented on friday nights his parents would get drunk and make fun of him for being a 17-year-old virgin.

College was supposed to be different for him. He set out to make a name for himself, but soon found American kids stuffing him in dorm trash cans that brought back the horrible memories of the high school football team stuffing him in lockers. He flunked out with "social problems" but finished his associates degree at the community college where he and his 57-year-old mentor discussed anti-american literature during dungeons and draggons games on the Saturday nights when rich wasn't delivering pizza on his 10-speed.

It was these formative years that bring us the rich we know today. Stdill trying to stand close to the cool kids. Just repeating the only things he has heard people say while he wasn't stuffed into a locker or trashcan!!!!!

FunForOne · 06-03-2005, 09:35 PM

One weekend in college rich had a date with a "shy" girl from the history club. He was nervous so he begged his dorm mate to tag along so he wouldn't screw it up. They started the date at the campus burger hang out where his dorm mate drank 5 beers with rich's date and and then rich came up short on the tab, so the "shy" girl had to pay for her own burger. He then took her to the comic book shop to impress her with his skills and knowledge of comics. She soon got bored and made him take her home. He got really pissed on the way home when his date started making out with his friend and asked if it would be ok if they dropped rich off and went to a bar. He said why not, and they kicked him out of the car on the side of the highway and he had to walk 6 miles back to the dorm in the cold rain.

rich dropped out of the history club that night with an angry letter on the club website

CDSmith · 06-03-2005, 09:49 PM

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One weekend in college rich had a date with a "shy" girl from the history club. He was nervous so he begged his dorm mate to tag along so he wouldn't screw it up. They started the date at the campus burger hang out where his dorm mate drank 5 beers with rich's date and and then rich came up short on the tab, so the "shy" girl had to pay for her own burger. He then took her to the comic book shop to impress her with his skills and knowledge of comics. She soon got bored and made him take her home. He got really pissed on the way home when his date started making out with his friend and asked if it would be ok if they dropped rich off and went to a bar. He said why not, and they kicked him out of the car on the side of the highway and he had to walk 6 miles back to the dorm in the cold rain.

rich dropped out of the history club that night with an angry letter on the club website

You forgot to mention his bad haircut.

FunForOne · 06-03-2005, 09:52 PM

rich's senior year in high school his parents started getting worried that he didn't have any friends. They decided sports would be a good way for their son to meet people. They talked to his teachers and decided that he had so much built up frustration, surely the boxing team would be a good outlet for him. They bought him all the gear and sent him to practice.

The coach was disgusted because they hadn't ever had to place anyone in the 90lb division. It was going to be a strain until they encouraged some freshman girls to join the boxing team for extra credit. His first fight saw him getting his unbeaten record tarnished by the hands of a 89lb cheerleader wannabe. In the third round, an out of breath rich, went to his knees and cusses his parents for making him try sports.
He was so embarassed, he vowed to be the toughest kid in the school.

The next week, his parents were forced to pay for karate class. Emergency room bills became overwelming as rich tried to karate chop everything in the house.

the karate lessons lasted 2 weeks.

His parents decided computer camp might be better to help him meet friends.

Thomas N · 06-03-2005, 10:46 PM

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[b]blah blah blah blah

Reality check dipshit. You faked your own death on here to escape the heat you brought on yourself, then created a new nickname and pretended to stumble onto the computer of your dead self that was left on gfy. SHUT the FUCK up Pathfinder.

Idiot.

WarChild · 06-03-2005, 10:52 PM

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Reality check dipshit. You faked your own death on here to escape the heat you brought on yourself, then created a new nickname and pretended to stumble onto the computer of your dead self that was left on gfy. SHUT the FUCK up Pathfinder.

Idiot.

Bahahahaha, nice.

theking · 06-03-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SwordFish

Reality check dipshit. You faked your own death on here to escape the heat you brought on yourself, then created a new nickname and pretended to stumble onto the computer of your dead self that was left on gfy. SHUT the FUCK up Pathfinder.

Idiot.

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We've got pathfinder on here, after faking his own death, telling us to remember the fallen. Only on GFY.

Hmm...how does one that was 70 years old...in poor health...has not been among the living approaching 3 years...has been cremated...and whose ashes have been spread...go about faking that???

His son has told you that he passed on...I have told you that he has passed on and another member of this board that knew him has told you that he passed on...but you...with your psychic powers continues to believe that he lives...but I am satisfied that you believe Elvis also still lives. Some of you people are pathetic.

Relish XXX · 06-03-2005, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

at least rich doesn't spend his entire life making war/military threads on GFY because hes a has-been who can't get over it

Bro I always agree with everything you say!

Relish XXX · 06-03-2005, 11:29 PM

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Hmm...how does one that was 70 years old...in poor health...has not been among the living approaching 3 years...has been cremated...and whose ashes have been spread...go about faking that???

His son has told you that he passed on...I have told you that he has passed on and another member of this board that knew him has told you that he passed on...but you...with your psychic powers continues to believe that he lives...but I am satisfied that you believe Elvis also still lives. Some of you people are pathetic.

How the fuck do we know someone was cremated? Tell you what post a death certificate then post your ID. So when his son informed the board I bet you created the nick for his son from your PC?

Your grammar is the same, your pathetic views on that country you live in are the same and your view that this is the Navy Seals forum is bang the same.

sonofsam · 06-03-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

Bro I always agree with everything you say!

haha, why thank you

Relish XXX · 06-03-2005, 11:31 PM

Did you say to his son "I know you are grieving but could you just come to this message board called 'Go Fuck Yourself' and just confirm to a load of adult webmasters that your dad is dead?". Your lies are nearly as believeable as George Bush's.

Relish XXX · 06-03-2005, 11:34 PM

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haha, why thank you

NPs. Right shall we bitch slap theking for a while?

theking · 06-03-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

How the fuck do we know someone was cremated? Tell you what post a death certificate then post your ID. So when his son informed the board I bet you created the nick for his son from your PC?

Your grammar is the same, your pathetic views on that country you live in are the same and your view that this is the Navy Seals forum is bang the same.

I refuse to explain again what has been explained...multiple times. His son...nor I...nor will the two members of this board that personally knew him...ID PF...end of fucking story. Nor will I ID myself...thank you very much.

BTW...his sons do not post to this board or anyother board and neither of them have ever had a nick...period.

As for my views of my country...PF...his wife...his children...his forefathers...as well as my mother and my father and my fathers forefathers all share the same view...we were and are Patriots...thank you very much.

I do not know you...I do not care to know you...I do not give a fuck what you think...or do not think...what you believe or do not believe. You represent nada to me. I could care less if your next breath is your last breath. Comprende? Now feel free to

Manowar · 06-03-2005, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

at least rich doesn't spend his entire life making war/military threads on GFY because hes a has-been who can't get over it

swedguy · 06-04-2005, 12:05 AM

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I could care less if your next breath is your last breath.

Got rejected, again?

Relish XXX · 06-04-2005, 12:16 AM

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Got rejected, again?

theking gets rejected by his own right hand.

PenisFace · 06-04-2005, 02:18 AM

Theking - Outcast in real life who somehow manages to be an outcast on the internet as well. Claims to run or have run sites, but produces no proof. Claims to have been in the military but posts no proof. Claims he is not Pathfinder, yet is identicle in grammar and views. Uses the letter "y" on the end of everyones name as an insult. Thinks, "You are dismissed" means he has won an argument.

Theking will continue to be a troll/surfer with a high postcount in my book, until he actually tries to prove otherwise, or attempts to bring something to this board other than military threads and insults that were top quality-in 1982.

sonofsam · 06-04-2005, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

theking gets rejected by his own right hand.

sonofsam · 06-04-2005, 02:22 AM

the life and times of theking

1. Join army
2. leave army
3. join gfy
4. tell gfy about army
5. go to sleep
6. wake up and start on step 4 again

PenisFace · 06-04-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

the life and times of theking

1. Join army
2. leave army
3. join gfy
4. tell gfy about army
5. go to sleep
6. wake up and start on step 4 again

You hit the nail on the head.

theking · 06-04-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace

Theking - Outcast in real life who somehow manages to be an outcast on the internet as well. Claims to run or have run sites, but produces no proof. Claims to have been in the military but posts no proof. Claims he is not Pathfinder, yet is identicle in grammar and views. Uses the letter "y" on the end of everyones name as an insult. Thinks, "You are dismissed" means he has won an argument.

Theking will continue to be a troll/surfer with a high postcount in my book, until he actually tries to prove otherwise, or attempts to bring something to this board other than military threads and insults that were top quality-in 1982.

Well...it is your book. You are now dismissed.

theking · 06-04-2005, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

the life and times of theking

1. Join army
2. leave army
3. join gfy
4. tell gfy about army
5. go to sleep
6. wake up and start on step 4 again

Suggestion...do not read my threads or posts. It is my understanding that there is an ignore feature on this board. You are now dismissed.

sonofsam · 06-04-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

Well...it is your book. You are now dismissed.

Actually, you're the one that was dismissed. Now get over it.

Relish XXX · 06-04-2005, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

Suggestion...do not read my threads or posts. It is my understanding that there is an ignore feature on this board. You are now dismissed.

What was it like to get dismissed from the army recruitment office on the grounds that you are a multiple personality disorder repressed homosexual?

sonofsam · 06-04-2005, 02:42 AM

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What was it like to get dismissed from the army recruitment office on the grounds that you are a multiple personality disorder repressed homosexual?

the only war hes been in has been with his other personalities

Paul Markham · 06-04-2005, 02:54 AM

Don't you think it ironic when a lying bull shitter outs a lying bull shitter?

Kingy honey, you're a loser even on GFY, how does that feel?

theking · 06-04-2005, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by charly

Don't you think it ironic when a lying bull shitter outs a lying bull shitter?

Kingy honey, you're a loser even on GFY, how does that feel?

Ahh...the clueless one makes his appearance. Who is the content wifey fucking these days old man?

Rhetorical question clueless...as we all know it isn't you.

iwantchixx · 06-04-2005, 03:01 AM

Relish XXX · 06-04-2005, 03:02 AM

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Ahh...the clueless one makes his appearance. Who is the content wifey fucking these days old man?

Rhetorical question clueless...as we all know it isn't you.

Charley has probably had nearly as many women as you have had men.

He has had over 1000 ladies in his time.

Who put sand in your anal lube last night?

jonesy · 06-04-2005, 03:12 AM

to the miscreant in our midst

These people are defeated in life, the types who always blame others for their lack of success. Theyre bitter and are driven by animosity, resentment, spite, jealousy and are most times misogynists. They live in a fantasy world, most are chronic masturbators who .lie about their finances, occupation, masculinity, sexual prowess, social standing, high profile associations, appointments or positions in government or their inconsequential job.

In reality, they?re tied down in dysfunctional relationships, dead end jobs with no real future in sight, have no close friends and their families can barely tolerate them. Due to their lack of education, they?re jealous of others who are successful and equate this as a threat to themselves.

They can?t see the contempt that they have of themselves, thus they release their pent up feelings of anger, despondency and hostility on unsuspecting friends, relatives and strangers in many ways. These resources obviously dwindle due to the miscreants badgering and a new source is needed for their sickness. Most don?t have the cerebral resources or character to change their condition.

Hence the Internet.

Anonymity is the key. Due to their feeling socially inferior, the miscreant can act out in a grandiose fashion, well knowing there are no real repercussions for their actions where as in a social setting there would be some type of interaction and reaction, which they cannot deal with due to their inferiority complex. The Internet is the outlet for this pathetic behavior and feeds the deluded minds of the socially inept.

To sum it up

They?re assholes

Paul Markham · 06-04-2005, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

Ahh...the clueless one makes his appearance. Who is the content wifey fucking these days old man?

Rhetorical question clueless...as we all know it isn't you.

While Victoria has her mid day nap Eva nad I will be playing hide the Salami. What will you be doing?

Like I said even a losr on GFY. How does that feel, explain it to us becasue so few here know the feeling.

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Charley has probably had nearly as many women as you have had men.

He has had over 1000 ladies in his time.

Who put sand in your anal lube last night?

Even at 1,000 I running behind thequeen, he was in the army and probably earnt extra income on his knees.

Honeyslut · 06-06-2005, 11:40 PM

[QUOTE=theking]Hi ya Honey. Things going OK? Has the divorce and financials been sorted out yet?[/QUOTE
kinda sucks but I am having fun. Nice to be around REAL men.... hehe

Hub cut us off 4/22 of any money. Also got my minor daughter to move in with him since he does not discipline her.

He wants to give me the house with all the credit card bills and expect me to take no alimony, or his retirement. The house also needs about 50k in work..
I will have no medical either..

I can't change jobs until after the house is refianced...

He said in his fucking court papers that I still have an internet business salary which is a lie...I have to respond to his settlement this week..

He's turned into a real asshole..

I am dating a guy that has been in the same situation with his soon to be ex wife.He is a contractor and he said that he can tell by the work that was done on the house that was the reason hub left. He also said hub is mental to leave a beautiful wife and two daughters out in the middle of meth country..

<Fuck you hub.. I know you and your ugly skank watch this board>

On a good note, I am down to size 6 and 8 in pants and I am 5' 10.. Looking Very good... Also the psycho neighbor was kicked out of her place..

How are you doing ?

mrthumbs · 06-06-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

Apparently he earned enough from his sig whore days and his singular AVS...that he posted about on this board...to buy the controlling interest in three of the largest Casinos on the net.

Old post.. but thats a fucking funny paragraph!!

reynold · 06-06-2005, 11:50 PM

Fuck this funny old story!

theking · 06-16-2005, 01:28 AM

[QUOTE=Honeyslut]

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Originally Posted by theking

Hi ya Honey. Things going OK? Has the divorce and financials been sorted out yet?[/QUOTE
kinda sucks but I am having fun. Nice to be around REAL men.... hehe

Hub cut us off 4/22 of any money. Also got my minor daughter to move in with him since he does not discipline her.

He wants to give me the house with all the credit card bills and expect me to take no alimony, or his retirement. The house also needs about 50k in work..
I will have no medical either..

I can't change jobs until after the house is refianced...

He said in his fucking court papers that I still have an internet business salary which is a lie...I have to respond to his settlement this week..

He's turned into a real asshole..

I am dating a guy that has been in the same situation with his soon to be ex wife.He is a contractor and he said that he can tell by the work that was done on the house that was the reason hub left. He also said hub is mental to leave a beautiful wife and two daughters out in the middle of meth country..

<Fuck you hub.. I know you and your ugly skank watch this board>

On a good note, I am down to size 6 and 8 in pants and I am 5' 10.. Looking Very good... Also the psycho neighbor was kicked out of her place..

How are you doing ?

Well...I guess the silver lining is...the neighbor from hell is gone. Hang in there.

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Rich once said he was second in line to be crowned Prime Minister of Canada. Royalty in our midst. :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	Rich was the kid in high school that would stand close by the cool kids hoping someone would see him and think he was hanging out with them. Then he would run home and tell his parents how many chicks are after him. They just laugh and pat him on the head and say, "thats great son." When he left on his bicycle to turn in the A/V equipment he rented on friday nights his parents would get drunk and make fun of him for being a 17-year-old virgin. College was supposed to be different for him. He set out to make a name for himself, but soon found American kids stuffing him in dorm trash cans that brought back the horrible memories of the high school football team stuffing him in lockers. He flunked out with "social problems" but finished his associates degree at the community college where he and his 57-year-old mentor discussed anti-american literature during dungeons and draggons games on the Saturday nights when rich wasn't delivering pizza on his 10-speed. It was these formative years that bring us the rich we know today. Stdill trying to stand close to the cool kids. Just repeating the only things he has heard people say while he wasn't stuffed into a locker or trashcan!!!!!

06-03-2005, 09:35 PM	#17
FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	One weekend in college rich had a date with a "shy" girl from the history club. He was nervous so he begged his dorm mate to tag along so he wouldn't screw it up. They started the date at the campus burger hang out where his dorm mate drank 5 beers with rich's date and and then rich came up short on the tab, so the "shy" girl had to pay for her own burger. He then took her to the comic book shop to impress her with his skills and knowledge of comics. She soon got bored and made him take her home. He got really pissed on the way home when his date started making out with his friend and asked if it would be ok if they dropped rich off and went to a bar. He said why not, and they kicked him out of the car on the side of the highway and he had to walk 6 miles back to the dorm in the cold rain. rich dropped out of the history club that night with an angry letter on the club website

06-03-2005, 09:52 PM	#19
FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	rich's senior year in high school his parents started getting worried that he didn't have any friends. They decided sports would be a good way for their son to meet people. They talked to his teachers and decided that he had so much built up frustration, surely the boxing team would be a good outlet for him. They bought him all the gear and sent him to practice. The coach was disgusted because they hadn't ever had to place anyone in the 90lb division. It was going to be a strain until they encouraged some freshman girls to join the boxing team for extra credit. His first fight saw him getting his unbeaten record tarnished by the hands of a 89lb cheerleader wannabe. In the third round, an out of breath rich, went to his knees and cusses his parents for making him try sports. He was so embarassed, he vowed to be the toughest kid in the school. The next week, his parents were forced to pay for karate class. Emergency room bills became overwelming as rich tried to karate chop everything in the house. the karate lessons lasted 2 weeks. His parents decided computer camp might be better to help him meet friends.

06-03-2005, 11:31 PM	#26
Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	Did you say to his son "I know you are grieving but could you just come to this message board called 'Go Fuck Yourself' and just confirm to a load of adult webmasters that your dad is dead?". Your lies are nearly as believeable as George Bush's. __________________

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PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	Theking - Outcast in real life who somehow manages to be an outcast on the internet as well. Claims to run or have run sites, but produces no proof. Claims to have been in the military but posts no proof. Claims he is not Pathfinder, yet is identicle in grammar and views. Uses the letter "y" on the end of everyones name as an insult. Thinks, "You are dismissed" means he has won an argument. Theking will continue to be a troll/surfer with a high postcount in my book, until he actually tries to prove otherwise, or attempts to bring something to this board other than military threads and insults that were top quality-in 1982. __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000

06-04-2005, 02:22 AM	#34
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	the life and times of theking 1. Join army 2. leave army 3. join gfy 4. tell gfy about army 5. go to sleep 6. wake up and start on step 4 again __________________ I like turtles.

06-04-2005, 02:54 AM	#41
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Don't you think it ironic when a lying bull shitter outs a lying bull shitter? Kingy honey, you're a loser even on GFY, how does that feel? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

06-04-2005, 03:01 AM	#43
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860

06-04-2005, 03:12 AM	#45
jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	to the miscreant in our midst These people are defeated in life, the types who always blame others for their lack of success. Theyre bitter and are driven by animosity, resentment, spite, jealousy and are most times misogynists. They live in a fantasy world, most are chronic masturbators who .lie about their finances, occupation, masculinity, sexual prowess, social standing, high profile associations, appointments or positions in government or their inconsequential job. In reality, they?re tied down in dysfunctional relationships, dead end jobs with no real future in sight, have no close friends and their families can barely tolerate them. Due to their lack of education, they?re jealous of others who are successful and equate this as a threat to themselves. They can?t see the contempt that they have of themselves, thus they release their pent up feelings of anger, despondency and hostility on unsuspecting friends, relatives and strangers in many ways. These resources obviously dwindle due to the miscreants badgering and a new source is needed for their sickness. Most don?t have the cerebral resources or character to change their condition. Hence the Internet. Anonymity is the key. Due to their feeling socially inferior, the miscreant can act out in a grandiose fashion, well knowing there are no real repercussions for their actions where as in a social setting there would be some type of interaction and reaction, which they cannot deal with due to their inferiority complex. The Internet is the outlet for this pathetic behavior and feeds the deluded minds of the socially inept. To sum it up They?re assholes __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls

06-06-2005, 11:40 PM	#47
Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	[QUOTE=theking]Hi ya Honey. Things going OK? Has the divorce and financials been sorted out yet?[/QUOTE kinda sucks but I am having fun. Nice to be around REAL men.... hehe Hub cut us off 4/22 of any money. Also got my minor daughter to move in with him since he does not discipline her. He wants to give me the house with all the credit card bills and expect me to take no alimony, or his retirement. The house also needs about 50k in work.. I will have no medical either.. I can't change jobs until after the house is refianced... He said in his fucking court papers that I still have an internet business salary which is a lie...I have to respond to his settlement this week.. He's turned into a real asshole.. I am dating a guy that has been in the same situation with his soon to be ex wife.He is a contractor and he said that he can tell by the work that was done on the house that was the reason hub left. He also said hub is mental to leave a beautiful wife and two daughters out in the middle of meth country.. <Fuck you hub.. I know you and your ugly skank watch this board> On a good note, I am down to size 6 and 8 in pants and I am 5' 10.. Looking Very good... Also the psycho neighbor was kicked out of her place.. How are you doing ? __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

06-06-2005, 11:50 PM	#49
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Fuck this funny old story!