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06-02-2005, 06:01 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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Best excuses for a man to use a computer at 1am
I'd like to list some on my pages, ya know, to help guys out.
Wife wakes up at 2am & see's the CRT light shining from under the office door. What the "oh shit!" excuses you can come up with?
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06-02-2005, 06:04 PM
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Location: In the fucking outback
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My server went down, had to urgently contact support
or Checking out some big ole titties hehehe, used to bug the fuck out of the girlfriend, now married, doesnt care anymore.
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06-02-2005, 06:05 PM
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Forgot to Email that report to the boss.
I am booking a secret dream vacation for us (well at least now I am) Im going Bliiiiind
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06-02-2005, 06:06 PM
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emperor of my world
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"honey, dont come inside,the light doesnt come from my pc but from a huge contagious nuclear tumor i just got on my forehead"
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06-02-2005, 06:09 PM
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Install a quick launch icon in your task bar to Zales, ftd.com or some other happy horse shit. Use it as a panic button, and yes do not worry about having to buy something when you caught, its a much cheaper gift then what you will have to get her when she sees you looking at an 18 year old cheerleader being gangbanged by four black men.
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06-02-2005, 06:10 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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06-02-2005, 06:17 PM
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In Tushy Land
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06-02-2005, 06:18 PM
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06-02-2005, 06:19 PM
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Wall Street Pimp
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mine doesnt mind because shes seen the checks coming in steady.
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06-02-2005, 06:21 PM
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Location: www.adultlabel.com
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I just say 'look luv if you werent on your period I wouldnt have to be having a wank'.
She is currently filing for divorce against me and my solicitor reckons I am screwed.
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06-02-2005, 06:22 PM
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Tell her you are outbidding some asshole on ebay who keeps trying to steal away a gift for her that you are bidding on.
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06-02-2005, 06:23 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Just checking the bank account to make sure you have enough to go shopping with
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