Best excuses for a man to use a computer at 1am
 

I'd like to list some on my pages, ya know, to help guys out.

Wife wakes up at 2am & see's the CRT light shining from under the office door.

What the "oh shit!" excuses you can come up with?

My server went down, had to urgently contact support
or
Checking out some big ole titties

hehehe, used to bug the fuck out of the girlfriend, now married, doesnt care anymore.

Forgot to Email that report to the boss.
I am booking a secret dream vacation for us (well at least now I am)
Im going Bliiiiind

"honey, dont come inside,the light doesnt come from my pc but from a huge contagious nuclear tumor i just got on my forehead"

Install a quick launch icon in your task bar to Zales, ftd.com or some other happy horse shit. Use it as a panic button, and yes do not worry about having to buy something when you caught, its a much cheaper gift then what you will have to get her when she sees you looking at an 18 year old cheerleader being gangbanged by four black men.

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mine doesnt mind because shes seen the checks coming in steady.

I just say 'look luv if you werent on your period I wouldnt have to be having a wank'.

She is currently filing for divorce against me and my solicitor reckons I am screwed.

Tell her you are outbidding some asshole on ebay who keeps trying to steal away a gift for her that you are bidding on.

Just checking the bank account to make sure you have enough to go shopping with