Mojohost Retirement Fund - Everyone Send Me A Check! - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad Mitchell · 06-02-2005, 05:31 PM

I'd like to travel a little. Maybe go around the world. I figure it will take a few million.

Accordingly, if every member of GFY will send me a check for five thousand dollars, I should be able to maintain the style to which I've grown accustomed.

You can send your paypal contribution to:

[email protected]

or send checks or cash to:

Brad's Retirement Bash
P O Box 4593333333
Burn in Hell, MI 66666

I will gladly accept larger amounts. Please email me and I'll give you my wire information.

If I get enough money, I will have many parties like the one a few weeks ago. The largest contributors will have an open invite.

I think this is an excellent offer and you'll be able to sleep at night, knowing you helped a fellow webmaster.

Sly · 06-02-2005, 05:34 PM

Brad, if you retire can I have your clients?

By the way, how many GFYers do you think have $5k to give away? ;-)

BillyHoe · 06-02-2005, 05:36 PM

can I hide in your bags

Brad Mitchell · 06-02-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Brad, if you retire can I have your clients?

By the way, how many GFYers do you think have $5k to give away? ;-)

Since it's my fantasy, I figure everyone's a player here.

Sly. I love you like a bro; but, no. I'm taking my clients with me.

Sly · 06-02-2005, 05:48 PM

Ahahahaha.

Check is on the way!

JFK · 06-02-2005, 06:16 PM

Hurry......... Hurry...... an offer like this wont last long

Sosa · 06-02-2005, 06:20 PM

I think you can afford it

CrazyNakedChick · 06-02-2005, 06:36 PM

Heheheh. Mmmm......my purse is a little light right now. Best I can do is commit to being an outspoken client for the next few years (at least). :winkwink

Brad Mitchell · 06-02-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyNakedChick

Heheheh. Mmmm......my purse is a little light right now. Best I can do is commit to being an outspoken client for the next few years (at least). :winkwink

Did I mention I will accept an IOU?

WiredGuy · 06-02-2005, 07:08 PM

Payment plan ok?
WG

Brad Mitchell · 06-02-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Payment plan ok?
WG

If you can pass the extensive background check, absolutely.

beemk · 06-02-2005, 09:32 PM

ill stop by your office and drop you off an envelope of cash in the morning.

r3ap3r · 06-02-2005, 09:34 PM

I will send it right away.

Pete-KT · 06-02-2005, 09:48 PM

can u come pick up the check personally

Brad Mitchell · 06-03-2005, 08:21 AM

I am in awe. The level of cooperation has been supremely satisfying. Keep those cards and checks coming. At this rate, I should be able to buy that yacht in a few days.

I never before believed in 'ask and you shall receive', until now. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

You guys rock!

FilthyRob · 06-03-2005, 08:46 AM

That's a good retirement plan you got there!

taibo · 06-03-2005, 08:49 AM

lol good luck

Brad Gosse · 06-03-2005, 09:16 AM

I want in on the ground floor.

My check is in the mail lol

Brad Mitchell · 06-03-2005, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Gosse

I want in on the ground floor.

My check is in the mail lol

How about I just ding your CC every month? Recurring is the best.

JFK · 06-03-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

I am in awe. The level of cooperation has been supremely satisfying. Keep those cards and checks coming. At this rate, I should be able to buy that yacht in a few days.

I never before believed in 'ask and you shall receive', until now. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

You guys rock!

It brought a tear to my eye as well

I gave till it hurt

tranza · 06-03-2005, 11:47 AM

Is this supposed to be funny?

SiMpLe · 06-03-2005, 12:02 PM

Brad - Just bang my AMEX for what ever you need

Brad Mitchell · 06-03-2005, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe

Brad - Just bang my AMEX for what ever you need

Read your mind, my friend. Try not to swallow your tongue when you get next month's bill.

You're a great guy and I promise your offer will be used in such a way as to be frivolous and trendily spendy.

Disclaimer:

*** For those of you with no sense of humor, please realize this is just for fun; a little light hearted laughter in the face of all the shit coming down the pike****

Phoenix · 06-03-2005, 01:17 PM

Ill give you 5000 korean Won

kernelpanic · 06-03-2005, 01:19 PM

Beats the hell out of social security

06-02-2005, 05:31 PM	#1
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	Mojohost Retirement Fund - Everyone Send Me A Check! I'd like to travel a little. Maybe go around the world. I figure it will take a few million. Accordingly, if every member of GFY will send me a check for five thousand dollars, I should be able to maintain the style to which I've grown accustomed. You can send your paypal contribution to: [email protected] or send checks or cash to: Brad's Retirement Bash P O Box 4593333333 Burn in Hell, MI 66666 I will gladly accept larger amounts. Please email me and I'll give you my wire information. If I get enough money, I will have many parties like the one a few weeks ago. The largest contributors will have an open invite. I think this is an excellent offer and you'll be able to sleep at night, knowing you helped a fellow webmaster. __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

06-02-2005, 05:34 PM	#2
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06-03-2005, 08:21 AM	#15
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	I am in awe. The level of cooperation has been supremely satisfying. Keep those cards and checks coming. At this rate, I should be able to buy that yacht in a few days. I never before believed in 'ask and you shall receive', until now. Almost brings a tear to my eye. You guys rock! __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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