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Brad Mitchell 06-02-2005 05:31 PM

Mojohost Retirement Fund - Everyone Send Me A Check!
 
I'd like to travel a little. Maybe go around the world. I figure it will take a few million.

Accordingly, if every member of GFY will send me a check for five thousand dollars, I should be able to maintain the style to which I've grown accustomed.

You can send your paypal contribution to:

[email protected]

or send checks or cash to:

Brad's Retirement Bash
P O Box 4593333333
Burn in Hell, MI 66666

I will gladly accept larger amounts. Please email me and I'll give you my wire information.

If I get enough money, I will have many parties like the one a few weeks ago. The largest contributors will have an open invite.

I think this is an excellent offer and you'll be able to sleep at night, knowing you helped a fellow webmaster.

Sly 06-02-2005 05:34 PM

Brad, if you retire can I have your clients?

By the way, how many GFYers do you think have $5k to give away? ;-)

BillyHoe 06-02-2005 05:36 PM

can I hide in your bags

Brad Mitchell 06-02-2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Brad, if you retire can I have your clients?

By the way, how many GFYers do you think have $5k to give away? ;-)

Since it's my fantasy, I figure everyone's a player here.

Sly. I love you like a bro; but, no. I'm taking my clients with me.

Sly 06-02-2005 05:48 PM

Ahahahaha.

Check is on the way!

JFK 06-02-2005 06:16 PM

Hurry......... Hurry...... an offer like this wont last long :thumbsup :thumbsup

Sosa 06-02-2005 06:20 PM

I think you can afford it :)

CrazyNakedChick 06-02-2005 06:36 PM

Heheheh. Mmmm......my purse is a little light right now. Best I can do is commit to being an outspoken client for the next few years (at least). :winkwink

Brad Mitchell 06-02-2005 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyNakedChick
Heheheh. Mmmm......my purse is a little light right now. Best I can do is commit to being an outspoken client for the next few years (at least). :winkwink

Did I mention I will accept an IOU? :winkwink:

WiredGuy 06-02-2005 07:08 PM

Payment plan ok?
WG

Brad Mitchell 06-02-2005 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Payment plan ok?
WG

If you can pass the extensive background check, absolutely. :thumbsup

beemk 06-02-2005 09:32 PM

ill stop by your office and drop you off an envelope of cash in the morning.

r3ap3r 06-02-2005 09:34 PM

I will send it right away.

Pete-KT 06-02-2005 09:48 PM

can u come pick up the check personally

Brad Mitchell 06-03-2005 08:21 AM

I am in awe. The level of cooperation has been supremely satisfying. Keep those cards and checks coming. At this rate, I should be able to buy that yacht in a few days.

I never before believed in 'ask and you shall receive', until now. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

You guys rock!

FilthyRob 06-03-2005 08:46 AM

That's a good retirement plan you got there!

taibo 06-03-2005 08:49 AM

lol good luck

Brad Gosse 06-03-2005 09:16 AM

I want in on the ground floor.

My check is in the mail lol

Brad Mitchell 06-03-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Gosse
I want in on the ground floor.

My check is in the mail lol

How about I just ding your CC every month? Recurring is the best.

JFK 06-03-2005 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell
I am in awe. The level of cooperation has been supremely satisfying. Keep those cards and checks coming. At this rate, I should be able to buy that yacht in a few days.

I never before believed in 'ask and you shall receive', until now. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

You guys rock!

It brought a tear to my eye as well :waaaaahh :waaaaahh I gave till it hurt :Oh crap

tranza 06-03-2005 11:47 AM

Is this supposed to be funny?

SiMpLe 06-03-2005 12:02 PM

Brad - Just bang my AMEX for what ever you need :thumbsup

Brad Mitchell 06-03-2005 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe
Brad - Just bang my AMEX for what ever you need :thumbsup

Read your mind, my friend. Try not to swallow your tongue when you get next month's bill.

You're a great guy and I promise your offer will be used in such a way as to be frivolous and trendily spendy.

Disclaimer:

*** For those of you with no sense of humor, please realize this is just for fun; a little light hearted laughter in the face of all the shit coming down the pike****

Phoenix 06-03-2005 01:17 PM

Ill give you 5000 korean Won

kernelpanic 06-03-2005 01:19 PM

Beats the hell out of social security


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