Ever crack yourself up writing text for your paysite? Funny Read (short) - GoFuckYourself.com

Major (Tom) · 06-01-2005, 12:00 AM

I was writing text for this girl who is, to say the least, butt ugly, but we leave her up for shits and giggles on www.ghettogaggers.com because we get alot of funny emails about it. check it out:

Caramel
We are not too proud of this vid, but hey.. it was her first porn so that has to be worth something. This chick looked like Oprah, talked like Mohamed Ali, and smelt like Sasquatch. We had to put a pillow case over her head so Big Red could stay hard. She took a load to the mouth which she gagged on and two to the face. Overall a pretty decent scene for a total first and last timer.

i crack myself up sometimes

Duke

06-01-2005, 12:11 AM

To this day, I still crack up every time I read this review! I've written some pretty funny things in my life, but this takes the cake!

DavieVegas · 06-01-2005, 12:27 AM

i like cake

06-01-2005, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas

i like cake

Cock boy..

eroswebmaster · 06-01-2005, 12:37 AM

One of my favorites I wrote a long time ago was for a facial site..the text I used was something like..."She swallows enough cum to cure skin cancer."

emthree · 06-01-2005, 01:04 AM

hah, funny. lol.
It's one thing to get degraded but getting shit talked adds insult to injury.

emthree · 06-01-2005, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uproared

I dont get it?

Cum cures cancer.

Major (Tom) · 06-01-2005, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree

hah, funny. lol.
It's one thing to get degraded but getting shit talked adds insult to injury.

Thats the beauty of it

Duke

dcoulombe · 06-01-2005, 02:02 AM

cum cure cancer hahaha !

InkedUpMess · 06-01-2005, 02:27 AM

LOL, Good stuff bro!!

Although I have to admit I love me some Oprah!! Big Oprah, not little Oprah

reynold · 06-01-2005, 02:58 AM

The lay out looks great and the text ain't really that bad!
The girls are hot!

Major (Tom) · 06-01-2005, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

The lay out looks great and the text ain't really that bad!
The girls are hot!

thanks!

Duke

opflix · 06-01-2005, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uproared

I dont get it?

- it may have something to do with that gay ass dancing, jesus wanna-be avatar in his sig

..

Manowar · 06-01-2005, 06:17 AM

great work, thats fucking great, and the surfers love that kind of stuff. Good going duke

and don't forget kiddies - Ghetto Gaggers makes my dong hard.

nico-t · 06-01-2005, 07:02 AM

when i make texts for my blog or free sites, i sometimes crack up too.... sometimes im just in that creative mode!

Fred Quimby · 06-01-2005, 07:06 AM

What does a Sasquatch smell like?

Hey,,,anyone remember the Sasquatch on the 6 Million Dollar Man?

BillyHoe · 06-01-2005, 07:29 AM

lol nice

uvort · 06-01-2005, 07:33 AM

Hahaha, that's awesome duke.

What kind of shit to people say in the emails?

Bugbee · 06-01-2005, 09:02 AM

Duke that is some funny shit. Writing these things is hilarious some of our funniest work was for the site www.shelovesbigballs.com which is a Tea-Bagging site. I love cracking myself up!!!!

mrthumbs · 06-01-2005, 09:19 AM

its pretty lame to laught at your own jokes "\:2cents

Oracle Porn · 06-01-2005, 09:22 AM

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06-01-2005, 12:00 AM	#1
Major (Tom) White Pride Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 31,099	Ever crack yourself up writing text for your paysite? Funny Read (short) I was writing text for this girl who is, to say the least, butt ugly, but we leave her up for shits and giggles on www.ghettogaggers.com because we get alot of funny emails about it. check it out: Caramel We are not too proud of this vid, but hey.. it was her first porn so that has to be worth something. This chick looked like Oprah, talked like Mohamed Ali, and smelt like Sasquatch. We had to put a pillow case over her head so Big Red could stay hard. She took a load to the mouth which she gagged on and two to the face. Overall a pretty decent scene for a total first and last timer. i crack myself up sometimes Duke __________________ WHITE LIVES MATTER

06-01-2005, 12:27 AM	#3
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06-01-2005, 12:37 AM	#5
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06-01-2005, 12:11 AM	#2
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	To this day, I still crack up every time I read this review! I've written some pretty funny things in my life, but this takes the cake!

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	The lay out looks great and the text ain't really that bad! The girls are hot!

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	great work, thats fucking great, and the surfers love that kind of stuff. Good going duke and don't forget kiddies - Ghetto Gaggers makes my dong hard.

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	when i make texts for my blog or free sites, i sometimes crack up too.... sometimes im just in that creative mode!

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06-01-2005, 09:02 AM	#19
Bugbee Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Your moms house Posts: 4,609	Duke that is some funny shit. Writing these things is hilarious some of our funniest work was for the site www.shelovesbigballs.com which is a Tea-Bagging site. I love cracking myself up!!!! __________________ Stephen Bugbee www.x2k.com ICQ# FUCK ICQ bugbee AT x2k dot com X2K consulting and media services - specializing in business development, technology and profitability of your new or existing products and services X2K MEDIA SUITE Need a high risk merchant account? Contact me.. Are you a donor? Have a heart and help someone in need. Go to the DMV and be sure you are a donor, it saves lives!!!!

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