Ever crack yourself up writing text for your paysite? Funny Read (short)
 

I was writing text for this girl who is, to say the least, butt ugly, but we leave her up for shits and giggles on www.ghettogaggers.com because we get alot of funny emails about it. check it out:

Caramel
We are not too proud of this vid, but hey.. it was her first porn so that has to be worth something. This chick looked like Oprah, talked like Mohamed Ali, and smelt like Sasquatch. We had to put a pillow case over her head so Big Red could stay hard. She took a load to the mouth which she gagged on and two to the face. Overall a pretty decent scene for a total first and last timer.


i crack myself up sometimes :)
Duke

To this day, I still crack up every time I read this review! I've written some pretty funny things in my life, but this takes the cake!

i like cake :)

Cock boy..

One of my favorites I wrote a long time ago was for a facial site..the text I used was something like..."She swallows enough cum to cure skin cancer."

hah, funny. lol.
It's one thing to get degraded but getting shit talked adds insult to injury.

Cum cures cancer. :winkwink:

Thats the beauty of it :)

Duke

cum cure cancer hahaha !

LOL, Good stuff bro!!

Although I have to admit I love me some Oprah!! Big Oprah, not little Oprah

The lay out looks great and the text ain't really that bad!
The girls are hot!

thanks!

Duke

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh - it may have something to do with that gay ass dancing, jesus wanna-be avatar in his sig




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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh great work, thats fucking great, and the surfers love that kind of stuff. Good going duke :thumbsup

and don't forget kiddies - Ghetto Gaggers makes my dong hard.

when i make texts for my blog or free sites, i sometimes crack up too.... sometimes im just in that creative mode!

What does a Sasquatch smell like?

Hey,,,anyone remember the Sasquatch on the 6 Million Dollar Man?

lol nice

Hahaha, that's awesome duke. :thumbsup

What kind of shit to people say in the emails?

Duke that is some funny shit. Writing these things is hilarious some of our funniest work was for the site www.shelovesbigballs.com which is a Tea-Bagging site. I love cracking myself up!!!!

its pretty lame to laught at your own jokes "\:2cents

pic???????????