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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Funny message I got from a customer LOL
A customer looking for an escort
"What if you find someone in another state that you want? Or, Think that you want. I've looked at some pics.of some Omaha Escorts right here in Nebraska and there weren't too many, about 5 or 6. I'm not a member yet,so maybe there are a lot more than what was avail. Also I'm very attracted to the Jessica Simpson look-a-like type. And I'm also very attracted to STATUESQUE WOMEN like Raquel Welsh, Sandra Bullock, and Brooke Burns--I'd better not leave out Cindi Crawford, Oh Yeah, Penelope Cruz. I guess I just Love Beautiful Women. I'm also very very very attracted to unshaved women, and I mean unshaved everywhere. Legs, Arms, Armpits, And a Whole Whole Whole Lot of Hair All Over and Up and Down All Around the Vagina and Ass areas. Now I know you guys can help me out on that one because there are a lot of women right here in the United States believe that Body Hair is Sexy,even on women.(I must exclude facial area, the back etc,.) I like Soft Female Hair,not the "Coarse Man-Like Hair" Whether Blond or Brunette it wouldn't matter, but again, let me back-up a little bit. I would prefer a Hairy Brunette for I have made love to a few blonds with all over body hair. Blonds can get away with it more than Brunettes can. But a Hairy Brunette is so Sexy that it's not even funny.(There goes my Jessica Simpson), but I can't help it,hair holds natural body odor and I just love the natural scent of a woman, along with ALL THAT GORGEOUS FEMALE BODY HAIR. I'm also not inhibited in the least. No "Whips and Chains" mind you, but a lady will sure know that I am Crazy About Her Ass(about her) When We Make Love. I'm just like a "REAL DOG" "<--This is that,"Kind of Embarrassed Smile". But I'm funny and witty, and she will indeed be doing a lot of laughing around me. I'm not vulgar,(Telling Racial Jokes, and things of that nature), I really don't tell jokes at all,I'm sort of like a "Profiler Jokester" like "Church Lady" on the one time syndicated aired "Saturday Night Live".The individual who played the part was a man by the name of Dennis?---I'd better not say because I've forgotten his name??? But I do believe that HomeTownEscorts gets my drift on everything I've been saying here. At least I hope. WHEN IT COMES TO SEX A COUPLE HAD SURE COMMUNICATE WITH ONE ANOTHER, "BIGTIME". Don't Want No Hurt Feelings. A couple needs to be able to communicate with each other period, In All Things Pertinent to a Relationship of any kind, a long engagement or a short one. I'm also looking for a Long Term Relationship, possibly Marriage if we click. I hope she can have children because I don't have a one.Not Any! "EL-Zippo"! ! !.....At least I don't think I have?? I'll probably be joining up as soon as you get back with me. Enough Said. Thanks. And Oh Yes, I am an African-American Male.<--....."Heyyy,That's not me". <--Now that's more like it! ! !" |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: TrafficGigolos.com
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But a Hairy Brunette is so Sexy that it's not even funny.(There goes my Jessica Simpson), but I can't help it,hair holds natural body odor and I just love the natural scent of a woman, along with ALL THAT GORGEOUS FEMALE BODY HAIR.
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