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reynold · 05-31-2005, 05:45 AM

Mine was when I forgot to bring my wallet on my first dinner date. Damn, I felt like shrinking while asking the girl to pay first the bill! Worse than that, her money wasn't enough to pay what we had eaten that night; tragically, I was forced to leave her there alone to get that fuckin wallet..

Terry · 05-31-2005, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Mine was when I forgot to bring my wallet on my first dinner date. Damn, I felt like shrinking while asking the girl to pay first the bill! Worse than that, her money wasn't enough to pay what we had eaten that night; tragically, I was forced to leave her there alone to get that fuckin wallet..

Ouch.. so i take it you are no longer dating her? Thats gotta be embarrasing.

opflix · 05-31-2005, 05:56 AM

many things but what comes right off the top is when i took this braud out in the School of Business & Industry's Shuttle Van (i used to go pick up VIPs fromt the airport in it). so we went & picked up a little somethin 2 eat (can't recall what), finished that, jumped in the van & i drove over to the park & sat it down.

it was sorta cool outside so when we started fuckin' it got all hot & the windows were sorta steamy. i saw these lights roll up to the van while i'm deep off in it & i'm like damn... who is that? i see a flashlight knock on the window & just after snatchin up my pants & haphazardly throwin on my shirt... i rolled down the window & the cop says... "look, if y'all gonna be fuckin' u need to find a place better than a van to do it... now move it!"

that sorta sucked... but dat pussy was good!

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SaintElGrouch · 05-31-2005, 06:13 AM

I went on a blind date and took her to a restaurant where she proceeded to tell me that once she met me at the door and saw I wasn't black, she knew it was going nowhere, but decided to stick around for the free dinner. Have to say that pissed me off pretty well.

Herb Kornfield · 05-31-2005, 06:55 AM

Going on a blind date to this babe Kelly's prom and realizing 30 minutes into being there that neither one of you have the slightest interest in one another. We sat in silence for almost the whole thing.

It was the longest 5 hours of my life. Luckily, I was paid $200 for going from Kelly's dad since she had no other date and apparently daddy wanted his little girl to have a date and the magical prom night...blah blah blah...

Me and her friend Tina hit it off really well, in fact so well that after the prom when we all went back to kelly's house I was downstairs having a smoke and Tina came down to smoke... She tells me that she's not wearing any panites and shows me her pussy.... I have my hands and tounge all over her box.

Were all hot and heavy into it, apparently we didnt hear the door opening. I hear people and look up....

There is Kelly's dad with videcamera with the whole family... They wanted to record prom night and everyone there all over the house. The other kids we went with said we were downstaris smoking.... The Dad freaked, Kelly freaked, Everyone else there ran to the steps to see whats up, Tina's boyfriend totally freaked out and starts crying....

I grabbed my tux jacket and hit the door, never said goodbye or saw any of those people again..................

sickkittens · 05-31-2005, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Mine was when I forgot to bring my wallet on my first dinner date. Damn, I felt like shrinking while asking the girl to pay first the bill! Worse than that, her money wasn't enough to pay what we had eaten that night; tragically, I was forced to leave her there alone to get that fuckin wallet..

I take it that was your only date with her?

Pete-KT · 05-31-2005, 08:28 AM

Haha i like the prom one the best

LittleSassy · 05-31-2005, 09:10 AM

the prom one was the best!

TheLegacy · 05-31-2005, 09:13 AM

anytime I was on a date and didnt like her.. I simply stated, that I didnt think it was working out and maybe we should end the night. simple as that. .my time is valuable and Im not wasting it on someone that I am not interested in.

practiceTITOISM · 05-31-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

I grabbed my tux jacket and hit the door, never said goodbye or saw any of those people again..................

$200, rubbing a nice twat, and making you're first amature porn. That dosn't sound like a bad date to me!

My worst date was with this girl that I was setup on a blind date with. I took her out to dinner at some nice place. Let's just say this girl had the personality of a muddy rock. Half way through the meal I told her I had to use the wash room and left =D

Barefootsies · 05-31-2005, 12:58 PM

Worst date ever? That's a tough one..

Most recent one that comes to mind would be this girl I met off the internet. I was chillin in chat talking wiht some of my buddies, and she pops in. Starts talking about how she wants to get into learning about the 'biz' and so forth. Photography, video, and so on. I'm like sure, yeah whatever.

Next time I see her, she wants to come over. It's 9 o'clock at night, so I am like, yeah sure whatever. But I have to work in the morning, so you will have to leave early. Fine whatever she comes over.

Doesn't follow the directions to get to my house, starting with getting off at the wrong exit for starters. So I have to go find her at 12:30am. She gets back to my house, I was already half asleep. But she apparently came for more than to hang out.

Changes clothes, has nice toes, so I suck them. Out of nowhere, I get all these blonde and Polish double threat talk. Everything she does weird, wrong, demented is because she is either blonde, or Polish, or both. I am not a big one on stereotypes, so I am like yeah whatever chick.

Then we are watching TV and everything on the show, channel, programs is 'stupid', or 'they are idiots', or 'she hates them',.. you can see what I mean. Very opinionated about EVERYTHING and vocal about it.

By now it's like 3:30-4am. So I want to get a few hours sleep before the shoot at 8am. Just when I think it couldn't get any worse, for the better part of an hour she is begging for sex.. 'blah blah blah you teased me.. blah blah blah'. I'm like listen go to sleep.

Few hours later, time to get up, and get strange chick out of my house to go to work. She is not a morning person, and I have to do what your parents used to and pull the pillow, covers, and everything off the bed to get her out of there. She thinks she is going to sleep, crash, stay at my house, call into work, and whatever while I am gone for 3-4 hours.

I think not.

Yeah, I'm going to leave some stranger at my place. Why don't I just call U-Haul and get you a truck while I am at it.

While there have been plenty more, that's one of the most recent that comes to mind.

reynold · 05-31-2005, 07:46 PM

Tough ones guys!

05-31-2005, 05:45 AM	#1
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Your Worst first Date Experience Mine was when I forgot to bring my wallet on my first dinner date. Damn, I felt like shrinking while asking the girl to pay first the bill! Worse than that, her money wasn't enough to pay what we had eaten that night; tragically, I was forced to leave her there alone to get that fuckin wallet..

05-31-2005, 05:56 AM	#3
opflix Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: HELL Posts: 1,428	many things but what comes right off the top is when i took this braud out in the School of Business & Industry's Shuttle Van (i used to go pick up VIPs fromt the airport in it). so we went & picked up a little somethin 2 eat (can't recall what), finished that, jumped in the van & i drove over to the park & sat it down. it was sorta cool outside so when we started fuckin' it got all hot & the windows were sorta steamy. i saw these lights roll up to the van while i'm deep off in it & i'm like damn... who is that? i see a flashlight knock on the window & just after snatchin up my pants & haphazardly throwin on my shirt... i rolled down the window & the cop says... "look, if y'all gonna be fuckin' u need to find a place better than a van to do it... now move it!" that sorta sucked... but dat pussy was good! ... __________________ Social Escrow - Buying & Selling Accounts? Contact Me \| Social Escrow IG Last edited by opflix; 05-31-2005 at 05:57 AM..

05-31-2005, 09:10 AM	#8
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05-31-2005, 12:58 PM	#11
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Worst date ever? That's a tough one.. Most recent one that comes to mind would be this girl I met off the internet. I was chillin in chat talking wiht some of my buddies, and she pops in. Starts talking about how she wants to get into learning about the 'biz' and so forth. Photography, video, and so on. I'm like sure, yeah whatever. Next time I see her, she wants to come over. It's 9 o'clock at night, so I am like, yeah sure whatever. But I have to work in the morning, so you will have to leave early. Fine whatever she comes over. Doesn't follow the directions to get to my house, starting with getting off at the wrong exit for starters. So I have to go find her at 12:30am. She gets back to my house, I was already half asleep. But she apparently came for more than to hang out. Changes clothes, has nice toes, so I suck them. Out of nowhere, I get all these blonde and Polish double threat talk. Everything she does weird, wrong, demented is because she is either blonde, or Polish, or both. I am not a big one on stereotypes, so I am like yeah whatever chick. Then we are watching TV and everything on the show, channel, programs is 'stupid', or 'they are idiots', or 'she hates them',.. you can see what I mean. Very opinionated about EVERYTHING and vocal about it. By now it's like 3:30-4am. So I want to get a few hours sleep before the shoot at 8am. Just when I think it couldn't get any worse, for the better part of an hour she is begging for sex.. 'blah blah blah you teased me.. blah blah blah'. I'm like listen go to sleep. Few hours later, time to get up, and get strange chick out of my house to go to work. She is not a morning person, and I have to do what your parents used to and pull the pillow, covers, and everything off the bed to get her out of there. She thinks she is going to sleep, crash, stay at my house, call into work, and whatever while I am gone for 3-4 hours. I think not. Yeah, I'm going to leave some stranger at my place. Why don't I just call U-Haul and get you a truck while I am at it. While there have been plenty more, that's one of the most recent that comes to mind. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

05-31-2005, 06:13 AM	#4
SaintElGrouch Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: California Posts: 307	I went on a blind date and took her to a restaurant where she proceeded to tell me that once she met me at the door and saw I wasn't black, she knew it was going nowhere, but decided to stick around for the free dinner. Have to say that pissed me off pretty well.

05-31-2005, 06:55 AM	#5
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Going on a blind date to this babe Kelly's prom and realizing 30 minutes into being there that neither one of you have the slightest interest in one another. We sat in silence for almost the whole thing. It was the longest 5 hours of my life. Luckily, I was paid $200 for going from Kelly's dad since she had no other date and apparently daddy wanted his little girl to have a date and the magical prom night...blah blah blah... Me and her friend Tina hit it off really well, in fact so well that after the prom when we all went back to kelly's house I was downstairs having a smoke and Tina came down to smoke... She tells me that she's not wearing any panites and shows me her pussy.... I have my hands and tounge all over her box. Were all hot and heavy into it, apparently we didnt hear the door opening. I hear people and look up.... There is Kelly's dad with videcamera with the whole family... They wanted to record prom night and everyone there all over the house. The other kids we went with said we were downstaris smoking.... The Dad freaked, Kelly freaked, Everyone else there ran to the steps to see whats up, Tina's boyfriend totally freaked out and starts crying.... I grabbed my tux jacket and hit the door, never said goodbye or saw any of those people again..................

05-31-2005, 08:28 AM	#7
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Haha i like the prom one the best

05-31-2005, 07:46 PM	#12
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Tough ones guys!