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Barefootsies · 05-31-2005, 12:58 PM

Worst date ever? That's a tough one..

Most recent one that comes to mind would be this girl I met off the internet. I was chillin in chat talking wiht some of my buddies, and she pops in. Starts talking about how she wants to get into learning about the 'biz' and so forth. Photography, video, and so on. I'm like sure, yeah whatever.

Next time I see her, she wants to come over. It's 9 o'clock at night, so I am like, yeah sure whatever. But I have to work in the morning, so you will have to leave early. Fine whatever she comes over.

Doesn't follow the directions to get to my house, starting with getting off at the wrong exit for starters. So I have to go find her at 12:30am. She gets back to my house, I was already half asleep. But she apparently came for more than to hang out.

Changes clothes, has nice toes, so I suck them. Out of nowhere, I get all these blonde and Polish double threat talk. Everything she does weird, wrong, demented is because she is either blonde, or Polish, or both. I am not a big one on stereotypes, so I am like yeah whatever chick.

Then we are watching TV and everything on the show, channel, programs is 'stupid', or 'they are idiots', or 'she hates them',.. you can see what I mean. Very opinionated about EVERYTHING and vocal about it.

By now it's like 3:30-4am. So I want to get a few hours sleep before the shoot at 8am. Just when I think it couldn't get any worse, for the better part of an hour she is begging for sex.. 'blah blah blah you teased me.. blah blah blah'. I'm like listen go to sleep.

Few hours later, time to get up, and get strange chick out of my house to go to work. She is not a morning person, and I have to do what your parents used to and pull the pillow, covers, and everything off the bed to get her out of there. She thinks she is going to sleep, crash, stay at my house, call into work, and whatever while I am gone for 3-4 hours.

I think not.

Yeah, I'm going to leave some stranger at my place. Why don't I just call U-Haul and get you a truck while I am at it.

While there have been plenty more, that's one of the most recent that comes to mind.

05-31-2005, 12:58 PM
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Worst date ever? That's a tough one.. Most recent one that comes to mind would be this girl I met off the internet. I was chillin in chat talking wiht some of my buddies, and she pops in. Starts talking about how she wants to get into learning about the 'biz' and so forth. Photography, video, and so on. I'm like sure, yeah whatever. Next time I see her, she wants to come over. It's 9 o'clock at night, so I am like, yeah sure whatever. But I have to work in the morning, so you will have to leave early. Fine whatever she comes over. Doesn't follow the directions to get to my house, starting with getting off at the wrong exit for starters. So I have to go find her at 12:30am. She gets back to my house, I was already half asleep. But she apparently came for more than to hang out. Changes clothes, has nice toes, so I suck them. Out of nowhere, I get all these blonde and Polish double threat talk. Everything she does weird, wrong, demented is because she is either blonde, or Polish, or both. I am not a big one on stereotypes, so I am like yeah whatever chick. Then we are watching TV and everything on the show, channel, programs is 'stupid', or 'they are idiots', or 'she hates them',.. you can see what I mean. Very opinionated about EVERYTHING and vocal about it. By now it's like 3:30-4am. So I want to get a few hours sleep before the shoot at 8am. Just when I think it couldn't get any worse, for the better part of an hour she is begging for sex.. 'blah blah blah you teased me.. blah blah blah'. I'm like listen go to sleep. Few hours later, time to get up, and get strange chick out of my house to go to work. She is not a morning person, and I have to do what your parents used to and pull the pillow, covers, and everything off the bed to get her out of there. She thinks she is going to sleep, crash, stay at my house, call into work, and whatever while I am gone for 3-4 hours. I think not. Yeah, I'm going to leave some stranger at my place. Why don't I just call U-Haul and get you a truck while I am at it. While there have been plenty more, that's one of the most recent that comes to mind. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"