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Old 05-30-2005, 09:36 PM   #1
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FACT: Math/Logic/Probability Have NOTHING to do with Poker



Best joke all night. Anyone that believes this, please tell me which poker client you use, i personally like www.2bet.com and you set the anties/limits and chose the room and ill meet you there.

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Old 05-30-2005, 09:37 PM   #2
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you only need to add and subtract




your money
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Old 05-30-2005, 09:44 PM   #3
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you only need to add and subtract




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Old 05-30-2005, 09:47 PM   #4
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im good at math, but i suck at poker? howcome?
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Old 05-30-2005, 09:48 PM   #5
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I have never gambled, thought about it, almost did it yesturday for my bday on partypoker. I look at it this way, its a bad habit. I might get addicted and regrat it regret on. Like i do now with cigs.
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Old 05-30-2005, 09:55 PM   #6
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Poker is a game of skill, knowledge of probablity may be helpful, but it alone will certainly not make you a good poker player...
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Old 05-30-2005, 10:10 PM   #7
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Pokers a fabulous game................if you can afford to lose and still enjoy!
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Old 05-30-2005, 10:11 PM   #8
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how the fuck can probability not help you in poker?
if you know that there is a >50% chance of winning, then over time, u will win >50% of the time

that simple
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Old 05-30-2005, 10:17 PM   #9
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23606902 icq me we'll play
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Old 05-30-2005, 10:19 PM   #10
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You, sir, are an idiot. Yes, poker is an, um, interesting game with a heavy dose of luck but depending on luck versus playing the odds will get you very poor over the long haul.
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Old 05-30-2005, 10:20 PM   #11
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Poker is a game of skill, knowledge of probablity may be helpful, but it alone will certainly not make you a good poker player...
knowing the odds is part of the skill
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Old 05-30-2005, 10:21 PM   #12
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how the fuck can probability not help you in poker?
if you know that there is a >50% chance of winning, then over time, u will win >50% of the time

that simple
If it's that simple, write a program to determine optimal strategy, then hit some online casinos, and make some nice $$$.
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Old 05-30-2005, 10:42 PM   #13
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If it's that simple, write a program to determine optimal strategy, then hit some online casinos, and make some nice $$$.
You arent going to have enough time to run it and cant factor in the other players' hands.
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:15 PM   #14
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math, probability and logic may not be all there is to poker, but you can't say they have NOTHING to do with it...they are obviously big factors in the way you play....i mean you're not likely to go in with a 2-7 unsuited, due to the reasons that its unlikely you'll get a straight or a flush, not to mention they're the two crappiest hole cards you can be dealt...if thats not math, probability and logic, i dunno what is...
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:19 PM   #15
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that was a good one LOL
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:28 PM   #16
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:35 PM   #17
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:36 PM   #18
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LOL some people here may get the concept about math and poker Alex..but they have zero comprehension. ;)
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:37 AM   #19
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Anyone who thinks that logic has nothing to do with ANYTHING AT ALL is an idiot!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:43 AM   #20
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You're a dumbass.
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:08 AM   #21
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Poker is:

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and no... it doesnt add up
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