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xlogger · 05-30-2005, 08:14 PM

So i just saw the star wars movie. Ok, darkvader went to the darkside because he wated to save his wife from dying. But becuse he went to the darkside he ends up freacking killing her. Why not after she is dead go back to the good side? Sup with that? And no one survives getting there freacking legs, arm and whole body burned in lava and still. And i see no blood, none! That made no sense.

And sup with him plagiarizing every action movie and saying "NOOOOOOOOOOO" at the end.

Also anyone notice that EVERYSINGLE seen had some sort of computer animation or was done infront of a green screen? I looked, it is!

After seeing that movie i went to see madagascar. I saw the previews then fell asleep, anyone know what happened there?

BradM · 05-30-2005, 08:15 PM

It's called Star Wars. It isn't real.

And he didn't go back to the light side because he had killed a shitpile of jedi, which is enough to turn someone evil. He crossed the line and couldn't go back. That's the way it is.

Rob · 05-30-2005, 08:16 PM

Darth. Darth Vader.

Continue.

BradM · 05-30-2005, 08:17 PM

I didn't even notice the typo. OMG that's awful. No wonder he had no idea what was going on.
You make me sad.

reynold · 05-30-2005, 08:20 PM

That's how George Lucas desibgned the whole saga! Got problem with that-create your own.

GatorB · 05-30-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

So i just saw the star wars movie. Ok, darkvader went to the darkside because he wated to save his wife from dying. But becuse he went to the darkside he ends up freacking killing her. Why not after she is dead go back to the good side? Sup with that? And no one survives getting there freacking legs, arm and whole body burned in lava and still. And i see no blood, none! That made no sense.

Ok it's DARTH Vader

Secondly the light sabers can cauterize the blood vessels so you don't bleed dummy, not to mention the have Jedi powers. I mean they can jump 30 feet in the air and you ask "Why don't they bleed?" Also they are from ANOTHER GALAXY(far far away I may add ) so they aren't HUMAN. HUMANS are from EARTH. Who knows what it takes to kill one of them. Also he didn't get burnt in lava just the HEAT got to him not the lava. I've seen REAL people burnt much worse and survive.

Also after he found out he killed Padme he had nothing left to live for so why no stay on the dark side? Besides once you turn it's hard to turn back.

Lastly him turning to the good side REALLY would have fucked up the continuity of episodes 4,5 and 6.

xlogger · 05-30-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

I didn't even notice the typo. OMG that's awful. No wonder he had no idea what was going on.
You make me sad.

hahaha ops i cant edit now.

And i knew i made some kinde of mistake.

You know whats the funniest part of the movies was? This made me laugh. You know how the skywalker goes to the council room. And there are kids, and one kid is like 'the evil dudes are every where what do we do?' And he just wips his lightsaber and freacking kills them. That was totally unexpected. I know it sounds bad here, but in the theater every one laughed.

Rob · 05-30-2005, 08:23 PM

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Ok it's DARTH Vader

Secondly the light sabers can cauterize the blood vessels so you don't bleed dummy, not to mention the have Jedi powers. I mean they can jump 30 feet in the air and you ask "Why don't they bleed?" Also they are from ANOTHER GALAXY(far far away I may add ) so they aren't HUMAN. HUMANS are from EARTH. Who knows what it takes to kill one of them. Also he didn't get burnt in lava just the HEAT got to him not the lava. I've seen REAL people burnt much worse and survive.

Also after he found out he killed Padme he had nothing left to live for so why no stay on the dark side? Besides once you turn it's hard to turn back.

Lastly him turning to the good side REALLY would have fucked up the continuity of episodes 4,5 and 6.

The meer fact that you posted this crowns you Uber Geek of the night. Congrats.

Terry · 05-30-2005, 08:24 PM

Everyone tells me its an ok movie.. not it rocks, but its ok.

I gotta see Madagascar.. that looks like its gonna be funny.

sniperwolf · 05-30-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

.......whole body burned in lava and still. And i see no blood, none! That made no sense......

you don't actually bleed when you get burned...

GatorB · 05-30-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

The meer fact that you posted this crowns you Uber Geek of the night. Congrats.

You mean MERE?

xlogger · 05-30-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sniperwolf

you don't actually bleed when you get burned... have you?

No, i mean his whole half of the leg was gone. There is like a big hole and no blood.

GatorB · 05-30-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry

Everyone tells me its an ok movie.. not it rocks, but its ok.

I gotta see Madagascar.. that looks like its gonna be funny.

It's good. Dumb asses who dont get it and didn't pay attention to the other 5 don't like it.

Rob · 05-30-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

You mean MERE?

Touche'

xlogger · 05-30-2005, 08:31 PM

All movies has errors this is nothing compare to the other movies i have watched. But this is by far the best movie i saw this year.

Skywalkers acting was so so, not that great. But the chick, damn she can act! And she is freacking hot. Yoda is still gay saying shit like "go home, you must".

You actually think he is done with a sentence after he says "go home" then after 2 sec later he says "..you must". Someone have to teach him not to do that.

GatorB · 05-30-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

But the chick, damn she can act!

You mean Natalie Portman. Yeah she's been in a movie or 2 .

BradM · 05-30-2005, 08:35 PM

xlogger: When he killed the younglings I gasped. No one expected that. The movie really was amazing.

GiantGnome · 05-30-2005, 08:36 PM

So what if he yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Its better than he yelling STELLAAAAAA!

BradM · 05-30-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry

I gotta see Madagascar.. that looks like its gonna be funny.

To compare a shit comedy with Chris Rock to a Star Wars movie is like comparing a nice shrimp pasta to a piece of bamboo covered in feces.

xlogger · 05-30-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

You mean Natalie Portman. Yeah she's been in a movie or 2 .

Hit it, i will, hard!

GiantGnome · 05-30-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

To compare a shit comedy with Chris Rock to a Star Wars movie is like comparing a nice shrimp pasta to a piece of bamboo covered in feces.

sniperwolf · 05-30-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

No, i mean his whole half of the leg was gone. There is like a big hole and no blood.

my bad.. it was too quick for me to notice...until I saw him lying in that lava...
but then,it'll become numb and you still don't bleed right away it usually takes a few sec ..

sniperwolf · 05-30-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

xlogger: When he killed the younglings I gasped. No one expected that. The movie really was amazing.

yeah.. it was an awful attack...not seeing it actually done.. still...

it broke my heart

xlogger · 05-30-2005, 08:52 PM

^ What are you guys talking about? That shit was funny.

BradM · 05-30-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

^ What are you guys talking about? That shit was funny.

You are obviously not a starwars fan

MrAwesome · 05-30-2005, 08:53 PM

i thought movie was lame as well, darth vader looked like a public phone booth during his transformation

Rob · 05-30-2005, 08:54 PM

My favorite part was when Darth was trying to explain to Natalie Portman that only his new "special powers" could save her.

SomeCreep · 05-30-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

And i see no blood, none! That made no sense.

There is no blood, because then the movie would've been rated R and that is not good for sales.

xlogger · 05-30-2005, 09:02 PM

Kid: (in british acent) "The enemies are everywhere skywalker, what do we do"
Skytalked: *Gets his lightsaber out*

Thats not funny? I freacking died laughing there.

BradM · 05-30-2005, 09:08 PM

Nope it wasn't funny, it was heart breaking.

05-30-2005, 08:14 PM	#1
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	sup with darkvader..spoiler So i just saw the star wars movie. Ok, darkvader went to the darkside because he wated to save his wife from dying. But becuse he went to the darkside he ends up freacking killing her. Why not after she is dead go back to the good side? Sup with that? And no one survives getting there freacking legs, arm and whole body burned in lava and still. And i see no blood, none! That made no sense. And sup with him plagiarizing every action movie and saying "NOOOOOOOOOOO" at the end. Also anyone notice that EVERYSINGLE seen had some sort of computer animation or was done infront of a green screen? I looked, it is! After seeing that movie i went to see madagascar. I saw the previews then fell asleep, anyone know what happened there? __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

05-30-2005, 08:16 PM	#3
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Darth. Darth Vader. Continue. __________________

05-30-2005, 08:24 PM	#9
Terry Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,604	Everyone tells me its an ok movie.. not it rocks, but its ok. I gotta see Madagascar.. that looks like its gonna be funny. __________________ TengaCash ICQ: 6776764

05-30-2005, 08:31 PM	#15
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	All movies has errors this is nothing compare to the other movies i have watched. But this is by far the best movie i saw this year. Skywalkers acting was so so, not that great. But the chick, damn she can act! And she is freacking hot. Yoda is still gay saying shit like "go home, you must". You actually think he is done with a sentence after he says "go home" then after 2 sec later he says "..you must". Someone have to teach him not to do that. __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH] Last edited by xlogger; 05-30-2005 at 08:32 PM..

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GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	So what if he yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Its better than he yelling STELLAAAAAA! __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

05-30-2005, 08:15 PM	#2
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	It's called Star Wars. It isn't real. And he didn't go back to the light side because he had killed a shitpile of jedi, which is enough to turn someone evil. He crossed the line and couldn't go back. That's the way it is.

05-30-2005, 08:17 PM	#4
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I didn't even notice the typo. OMG that's awful. No wonder he had no idea what was going on. You make me sad.

05-30-2005, 08:20 PM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	That's how George Lucas desibgned the whole saga! Got problem with that-create your own.

05-30-2005, 08:35 PM	#17
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	xlogger: When he killed the younglings I gasped. No one expected that. The movie really was amazing.

05-30-2005, 08:52 PM	#24
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	^ What are you guys talking about? That shit was funny. __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

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MrAwesome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 898	i thought movie was lame as well, darth vader looked like a public phone booth during his transformation __________________ CraftCannabis

05-30-2005, 08:54 PM	#27
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	My favorite part was when Darth was trying to explain to Natalie Portman that only his new "special powers" could save her. __________________

05-30-2005, 09:02 PM	#29
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	Kid: (in british acent) "The enemies are everywhere skywalker, what do we do" Skytalked: Gets his lightsaber out Thats not funny? I freacking died laughing there. __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

05-30-2005, 09:08 PM	#30
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Nope it wasn't funny, it was heart breaking.