In which states is oral sex illegal? - GoFuckYourself.com

05-30-2005, 02:46 PM

I know about Virginia, but I can't find the other list of states. Does anybody know (yes I googled it already)?

Basic_man · 05-30-2005, 02:49 PM

Why it would be illegal ? I don't get it..

Dirty D · 05-30-2005, 02:52 PM

Probably Georgia...

They recently tried to outlaw clit and labia piercings

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 02:53 PM

I think in Indiana. Still some laws on months your not allowed to take baths....

decrypted · 05-30-2005, 02:53 PM

apparently in singapore its only legal as a form of foreplay

05-30-2005, 02:55 PM

::scratching out vacation destinations as we speak::

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

::scratching out vacation destinations as we speak::

Thrawn$ · 05-30-2005, 02:57 PM

in cali

ProPorn · 05-30-2005, 02:57 PM

This ruling makes it legal everywhere.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washing...s-sodomy_x.htm

The case involved homosexuals, but it also generally established the right to sexual privacy and forbids and overturns any law making private consensual sexual conduct between adults a crime.

Harmon · 05-30-2005, 02:58 PM

Crime, Punishment and the Ridiculous

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.

http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/flux/gSpot/sexLaw.html

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 02:58 PM

http://www.dumblaws.com/

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?sit...=184&region=14

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

Oral sex is illegal.

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

I can't count how many times I have broke those laws....

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 03:02 PM

Interesting fed law

To be a dominatrix is illegal. http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?p=1&site=laws&cid=184

Paraskass · 05-30-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Basic_man

Why it would be illegal ? I don't get it..

it's a sin. just like anal sex.

US of A

get it.

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 03:06 PM

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?sid=&a=top25

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Location: United States, Alaska

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Location: United States, Florida

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona

lmao

L-Pink · 05-30-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

I know about Virginia, but I can't find the other list of states. Does anybody know (yes I googled it already)?

Here in Kentucky, your girlfriend can blow me ... but you can't ... is that good or bad news?

kernelpanic · 05-30-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

I think in Indiana. Still some laws on months your not allowed to take baths....

Yep, still is.

I will be breaking that law this weekend

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kernelpanic

Yep, still is.

I will be breaking that law this weekend

I have several times.

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
Location: United States, Indiana

SHIT!!!!!!!

VicD · 05-30-2005, 03:12 PM

stone age laws, hard to believe for somebody who lives in amsterdam

kernelpanic · 05-30-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

I have several times.

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
Location: United States, Indiana

SHIT!!!!!!!

The Indiana legislature passed a law declaring pi to be 4.

Up until a week ago, it was illegal for an Indian (feather not dot) to be within the city limits of Boston.

It is still illegal for black men to be within the city limits of Jacksonville, FL, unless accompanied by a responsible white male.

Gotta love America

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic

The Indiana legislature passed a law declaring pi to be 4.

Up until a week ago, it was illegal for an Indian (feather not dot) to be within the city limits of Boston.

It is still illegal for black men to be within the city limits of Jacksonville, FL, unless accompanied by a responsible white male.

Gotta love America

What if your only 1/4 indian?

After Shock Media · 05-30-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

What if your only 1/4 indian?

Then you can halfway in and look.

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Then you can halfway in and look.

That doesn't sound found.

Really the east cost doesn't sound fun....

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
Location: United States, New York

Dwreck · 05-30-2005, 03:27 PM

Nevada You Going To Jail Kid!

kernelpanic · 05-30-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
Location: United States, New York

Well, then what are people supposed to do when there are red sox fans at the stadium?

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 03:32 PM

It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Location: United States, Texas, Dallas

Damn some really fucked up ones...

baddog · 05-30-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico

Too bad they aren't enforcing that one

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It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Location: United States, Alaska

That is a good law

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Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Location: United States, Florida

You have to wonder how it came to be that they felt the need to enact a law.

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Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

another law in sore need of being enforced

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You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona

Paging Vanilla

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 03:46 PM

It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. (Repealed)
Location: United States, Virginia, Waynesboro

lmfao. I guess a good thing it was repealed?

Rob · 05-30-2005, 03:50 PM

I think it's illegal in Florida.

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 03:53 PM

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Location: United States, Washington, Auburn

05-30-2005, 04:07 PM

This thread turned out to be better than I thought it would.

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack

This thread turned out to be better than I thought it would.

Sorry. Some of these are just really fucked up. (trying to get my $10 of swearing in for the day).

An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
Location: United States, Massachusetts, North Andover

tony286 · 05-30-2005, 04:12 PM

yep the south is a fun place to live lol

GatorB · 05-30-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?sid=&a=top25

Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico

considering Bush won NM I say A LOT of people broke that law.

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You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona

tax dollars were actually wasted on this legislation. Someone actually read this in a legislative chamber and elected officials debated it and then voted on it.

05-30-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goodgirl

Sorry. Some of these are just really fucked up. (trying to get my $10 of swearing in for the day).

An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
Location: United States, Massachusetts, North Andover

Maybe I'll sell my space gun on Ebay.

GatorB · 05-30-2005, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goodgirl

I have several times.

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
Location: United States, Indiana

SHIT!!!!!!!

But if you use Allah or only other non-christian god's name in vain it's prefectly ok.

GatorB · 05-30-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

But what if like me, you have a REALLY huge penis?

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

But what if like me, you have a REALLY huge penis?

Move.

reynold · 05-30-2005, 07:11 PM

It's illigal only if done in public!

pxxx · 05-30-2005, 07:13 PM

It is not illegal in Jersey.

goodgirl · 05-30-2005, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

Maybe I'll sell my space gun on Ebay.

Throw in a ghost in a jar and I'm sure you will make some bling

Dirty Dane · 05-30-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

How are they supposed to populate?

coolegg2 · 05-30-2005, 07:45 PM

So many sexual socialists in America.

05-30-2005, 02:46 PM	#1
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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	Crime, Punishment and the Ridiculous Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin. In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment. In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain). In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom. In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex. In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer. In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face. Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous: In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property. In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks. Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/flux/gSpot/sexLaw.html __________________ [email protected]

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