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One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
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