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Mike A · 05-25-2005, 04:38 PM

I got horny so I ordered a teen hooker.
She was tall, blonde and had big tits.
She asked me what's my name.
I told her "shut up bitch, get on your knees, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like a little baby!"
After 15 minutes I cummed in her mouth.

I don't regret any minute nor do I regret the 30 bucks I spent on that bitch.

BoogieCFZ · 05-25-2005, 04:39 PM

cheap hookers. where you order from?

i'm feeling like some takeout.

STD · 05-25-2005, 04:41 PM

Sounds like a crack whore to me!

boner 2.0 · 05-25-2005, 04:41 PM

All dress?

The Duck · 05-25-2005, 04:42 PM

Umm... ...

Mike Okitch · 05-25-2005, 04:43 PM

That story is pure bullshit.

Your village called, they want their idiot back.

cezam · 05-25-2005, 04:44 PM

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-25-2005, 04:46 PM

$ 30.00 bucks, that is cheap, the minimum price here in Australia is at least $ 100.00 per half hour, have a look at how ugly some of our hooker are,

www.australian-escorts.com.au

Batts

polish_aristocrat · 05-25-2005, 04:51 PM

and then you woke up ?

Mike A · 05-26-2005, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

That story is pure bullshit.

Your village called, they want their idiot back.

STFU cunt

eroswebmaster · 05-26-2005, 04:06 AM

Did you biggie size her?

Harmon · 05-26-2005, 04:07 AM

xclusive · 05-26-2005, 04:08 AM

Where are you from?

thonglife · 05-26-2005, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike A

I got horny so I ordered a teen hooker.
She was tall, blonde and had big tits.
She asked me what's my name.
I told her "shut up bitch, get on your knees, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like a little baby!"
After 15 minutes I cummed in her mouth.

I don't regret any minute nor do I regret the 30 bucks I spent on that bitch.

Incest is illegal in some states you know.

Barefootsies · 05-26-2005, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

That story is pure bullshit.

Your village called, they want their idiot back.

That about sums it up.

Harmon · 05-26-2005, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thonglife

Incest is illegal in some states you know.

What did he say that implied incest? Am I missing something?

thonglife · 05-26-2005, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

What did he say that implied incest? Am I missing something?

Apphrently so.

Nightwind · 05-26-2005, 04:13 AM

What an idiot

Harmon · 05-26-2005, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thonglife

Apphrently so.

So tell me what he said? The baby comment? He didn't say it was HIS baby... if anything, he is making underaged sex innuendos... but not incestual

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-26-2005, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

That story is pure bullshit.

Your village called, they want their idiot back.

haha, that made me LOL

thonglife · 05-26-2005, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

So tell me what he said? The baby comment? He didn't say it was HIS baby... if anything, he is making underaged sex innuendos... but not incestual

Implied response to a backasswards countryfuck blowing bullshit.

Project-Shadow · 05-26-2005, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

So tell me what he said? The baby comment? He didn't say it was HIS baby... if anything, he is making underaged sex innuendos... but not incestual

He was implying that it was his sister... really man it wasn't that difficult to pick-up.

BastarD · 05-26-2005, 04:19 AM

she should cut off your little balls

polish_aristocrat · 05-26-2005, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Project-Shadow

He was implying that it was his sister...

huh? how?

polish_aristocrat · 05-26-2005, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

huh? how?

ah ok

but you also made it sound like the thread started was implying that

felipeav · 05-26-2005, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

here in Australia is at least $ 100.00 per half hour

come to brazil for some vacations .. ;)

opflix · 05-26-2005, 06:12 AM

aw man... straight comedy on this board... all day

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Spunky · 05-26-2005, 06:18 AM

You got ripped off..I pay only 20

SomeCreep · 05-26-2005, 06:18 AM

congrats

WebTitan · 05-26-2005, 06:23 AM

i never understood how someone would pay someone for sex...

hova · 05-26-2005, 06:41 AM

good for you

Anthony · 05-26-2005, 07:03 AM

WTF.

Correction, I have no idea who this fucker is.

Mike A · 05-27-2005, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

You got ripped off..I pay only 20

My hooker had teeth.

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