So I ordered a HOOKER today...
 

I got horny so I ordered a teen hooker.
She was tall, blonde and had big tits.
She asked me what's my name.
I told her "shut up bitch, get on your knees, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like a little baby!"
After 15 minutes I cummed in her mouth.

I don't regret any minute nor do I regret the 30 bucks I spent on that bitch.

cheap hookers. where you order from?

i'm feeling like some takeout.

Sounds like a crack whore to me!

All dress? :upsidedow

Umm... ...

That story is pure bullshit.

Your village called, they want their idiot back.

:love2suck :jerkoff :love-boob

$ 30.00 bucks, that is cheap, the minimum price here in Australia is at least $ 100.00 per half hour, have a look at how ugly some of our hooker are,

www.australian-escorts.com.au

Batts

and then you woke up ?

Did you biggie size her?

Where are you from?

Incest is illegal in some states you know.

That about sums it up.

:disgust

What did he say that implied incest? Am I missing something?

Apphrently so.

What an idiot :1orglaugh

So tell me what he said? The baby comment? He didn't say it was HIS baby... if anything, he is making underaged sex innuendos... but not incestual :1orglaugh

haha, that made me LOL

Implied response to a backasswards countryfuck blowing bullshit.

He was implying that it was his sister... really man it wasn't that difficult to pick-up. :1orglaugh

she should cut off your little balls

huh? how?

ah ok :1orglaugh

but you also made it sound like the thread started was implying that :error

come to brazil for some vacations .. ;)

aw man... straight comedy on this board... all day




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You got ripped off..I pay only 20

congrats

i never understood how someone would pay someone for sex...

good for you

WTF.

Correction, I have no idea who this fucker is.