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Old 05-26-2005, 02:00 PM   #1
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Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:00 PM   #2
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:00 PM   #3
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:04 PM   #4
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The supervisor asks a blonde to go outside and measure the height of the flag pole so she goes outside and is looking at it thinking how am i gonna get a tape measure all the way up there to measure the height. The maintenance guy walks buy and she asks him a good way to go about it. So he takes down the poll lays it accross the ground and meansures says its 26 feet 6 inches the blonde says thats great you measured the width but i need the height
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:06 PM   #5
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:08 PM   #6
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:10 PM   #7
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A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:11 PM   #8
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tthis one is godo

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Old 05-26-2005, 02:11 PM   #9
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:11 PM   #10
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:14 PM   #11
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:15 PM   #12
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:16 PM   #13
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:16 PM   #14
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:16 PM   #15
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:17 PM   #16
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:17 PM   #17
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LOL, you remember how our room was missing an ironing board and we couldn't figure out how to close it in Toronto? LOL
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:17 PM   #18
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:17 PM   #19
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:18 PM   #20
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LOL, you remember how our room was missing an ironing board and we couldn't figure out how to close it in Toronto? LOL
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:18 PM   #21
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:18 PM   #22
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:19 PM   #23
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:19 PM   #24
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Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:19 PM   #25
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:20 PM   #26
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
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Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:21 PM   #27
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LOL, this one was written for me wasn't it
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:22 PM   #28
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:24 PM   #29
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Old 05-26-2005, 02:57 PM   #31
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Why did the blonde fuck a mexican?
Her teacher told her to do an essay.
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:43 PM   #32
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heh some of the are not bad..
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:44 PM   #33
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Why did the blonde fuck a mexican?
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:46 PM   #34
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Why did the blonde fuck a mexican?
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:50 PM   #35
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so this blonde was at work, when she overheard her co-workers making blonde jokes and shit, so shes all pissed off and leaves work when she sees a blonde out in the middle of a cornfield rowing a boat she thinks to her self for a second then gets out of the car and yells at the blonde in the field "ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GIVE BLONDES LIKE ME A BAD NAME, IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!"
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Old 05-26-2005, 05:19 PM   #36
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wahahhha.. those are some funny shit juicy..thanks for sharing
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Old 05-26-2005, 08:44 PM   #37
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Another set?!
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