Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
 

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.

The supervisor asks a blonde to go outside and measure the height of the flag pole so she goes outside and is looking at it thinking how am i gonna get a tape measure all the way up there to measure the height. The maintenance guy walks buy and she asks him a good way to go about it. So he takes down the poll lays it accross the ground and meansures says its 26 feet 6 inches the blonde says thats great you measured the width but i need the height

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Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

tthis one is godo

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
A: They're both stuck up c*nts!

Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.

LOL, you remember how our room was missing an ironing board and we couldn't figure out how to close it in Toronto? LOL
WG

thats my favourite

Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yup that was funy

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Bobbing for Bimbos.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.


Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.

LOL, this one was written for me wasn't it :)
WG

some are quite funny

good thread

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that ones great.

Why did the blonde fuck a mexican?
Her teacher told her to do an essay.

heh some of the are not bad..

lmao good shit

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so this blonde was at work, when she overheard her co-workers making blonde jokes and shit, so shes all pissed off and leaves work when she sees a blonde out in the middle of a cornfield rowing a boat she thinks to her self for a second then gets out of the car and yells at the blonde in the field "ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GIVE BLONDES LIKE ME A BAD NAME, IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!"

wahahhha.. those are some funny shit juicy..thanks for sharing

Another set?!
Thanks man!

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