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05-25-2005, 08:14 PM
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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
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I thought it would have been "At what time do we open ?"
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05-25-2005, 08:14 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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come back? i can't stand being apart?
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I like turtles. |
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05-25-2005, 08:15 PM
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Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet! |
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05-25-2005, 08:15 PM
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olie but goodie...
Why did the blond stop taking the pill? It kept falling out. |
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05-25-2005, 08:15 PM
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Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. |
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05-25-2005, 08:16 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." |
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05-25-2005, 08:16 PM
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05-25-2005, 08:16 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties. |
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05-25-2005, 08:16 PM
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball |
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05-25-2005, 08:17 PM
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What do you call sunscreen that keeps out the UV rays
and also gay guys? Cockblocker Sorry just made that up less than a minute ago |
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05-25-2005, 08:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed. |
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05-25-2005, 08:18 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it. |
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05-25-2005, 08:18 PM
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lol....good one
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05-25-2005, 08:18 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted. |
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05-25-2005, 08:18 PM
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone. |
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05-25-2005, 08:19 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee' |
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05-25-2005, 08:19 PM
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Q: What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing?
A: She fell in the sink. |
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05-25-2005, 08:19 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. |
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05-25-2005, 08:20 PM
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Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. god damn i am boredddddddddddddddddddddddd |
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05-25-2005, 08:20 PM
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How did the blonde try to kill the worm?
She buried it alive.
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05-25-2005, 08:21 PM
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Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek winner.
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05-25-2005, 08:21 PM
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What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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[B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ICQ# 193-939-788 |
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05-25-2005, 10:11 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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How unfortunate is Miss blonde...
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05-25-2005, 10:28 PM
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What did one blonde leg say to the other? "between me and you, we can make alot of money." ;-)
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