Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
 

A: Nothing. They've never met.

I thought it would have been "At what time do we open ?"

come back? i can't stand being apart?

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!

olie but goodie...

Why did the blond stop taking the pill?























It kept falling out.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

:1orglaugh

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What do you call sunscreen that keeps out the UV rays
and also gay guys?


Cockblocker

Sorry just made that up less than a minute ago

Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

lol....good one :thumbsup

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'

Q: What happened to the blonde that was tap dancing?
A: She fell in the sink.

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.


god damn i am boredddddddddddddddddddddddd

How did the blonde try to kill the worm?

She buried it alive.

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek winner.

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

How unfortunate is Miss blonde...

answer to ur original question.................
What did one blonde leg say to the other?
"between me and you, we can make alot of money." ;-)