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05-26-2005, 02:00 PM
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Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row. |
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05-26-2005, 02:00 PM
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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! |
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05-26-2005, 02:00 PM
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Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open. |
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05-26-2005, 02:04 PM
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The supervisor asks a blonde to go outside and measure the height of the flag pole so she goes outside and is looking at it thinking how am i gonna get a tape measure all the way up there to measure the height. The maintenance guy walks buy and she asks him a good way to go about it. So he takes down the poll lays it accross the ground and meansures says its 26 feet 6 inches the blonde says thats great you measured the width but i need the height
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05-26-2005, 02:06 PM
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05-26-2005, 02:08 PM
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05-26-2005, 02:10 PM
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Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. |
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05-26-2005, 02:11 PM
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tthis one is godo
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining. |
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05-26-2005, 02:11 PM
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05-26-2005, 02:11 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A: You need a quarter to use the phone. |
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05-26-2005, 02:14 PM
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Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository. |
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05-26-2005, 02:15 PM
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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel. |
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05-26-2005, 02:16 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo. |
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05-26-2005, 02:16 PM
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone. |
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05-26-2005, 02:16 PM
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Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
A: They're both stuck up c*nts! |
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05-26-2005, 02:17 PM
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Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats. |
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05-26-2005, 02:17 PM
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05-26-2005, 02:17 PM
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05-26-2005, 02:17 PM
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Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? |
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05-26-2005, 02:18 PM
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yup that was funy |
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05-26-2005, 02:18 PM
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Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!" |
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05-26-2005, 02:18 PM
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Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head. |
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05-26-2005, 02:19 PM
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck. |
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05-26-2005, 02:19 PM
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Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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05-26-2005, 02:19 PM
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Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Bobbing for Bimbos. |
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05-26-2005, 02:20 PM
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag. |
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05-26-2005, 02:21 PM
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05-26-2005, 02:22 PM
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some are quite funny
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05-26-2005, 02:24 PM
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good thread
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05-26-2005, 02:45 PM
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that ones great.
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05-26-2005, 02:57 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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Why did the blonde fuck a mexican?
Her teacher told her to do an essay.
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05-26-2005, 04:43 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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heh some of the are not bad..
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05-26-2005, 04:44 PM
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05-26-2005, 04:46 PM
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05-26-2005, 04:50 PM
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so this blonde was at work, when she overheard her co-workers making blonde jokes and shit, so shes all pissed off and leaves work when she sees a blonde out in the middle of a cornfield rowing a boat she thinks to her self for a second then gets out of the car and yells at the blonde in the field "ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GIVE BLONDES LIKE ME A BAD NAME, IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!"
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05-26-2005, 05:19 PM
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wahahhha.. those are some funny shit juicy..thanks for sharing
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05-26-2005, 08:44 PM
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Another set?!
Thanks man! |
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05-26-2005, 08:49 PM
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See sig.
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