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05-25-2005, 12:20 AM
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Something was lost in the translation...
Here are some funny (badly phrased) signs from around the world:
"Drop your pants here for best results." -sign at a dry cleaning store in Tokyo
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05-25-2005, 12:20 AM
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"The lift is being fixed. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
-sign in Bucharest hotel lobby
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05-25-2005, 12:21 AM
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"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Bangkok
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05-25-2005, 12:21 AM
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"Please leave your values at the front desk."
-sign in a hotel in Paris.
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05-25-2005, 12:21 AM
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"We take your bags and send them in all directions."
-sign at a Scandinavian airport
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05-25-2005, 12:22 AM
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"Here speeching American."
-sign in a Moroccan shop.
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05-25-2005, 12:22 AM
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"No smoothen the lion."
-sign in a zoo in the Czech Republic.
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05-25-2005, 12:22 AM
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"STOP! Drive Sideways."
-detour sign in Japan.
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05-25-2005, 12:23 AM
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"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
-sign in a Rome laundry.
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05-25-2005, 12:23 AM
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"If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager."
-sign in an Athens hotel.
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05-25-2005, 12:24 AM
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"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
-in a Bangkok temple
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05-25-2005, 12:24 AM
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"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
-window of a Swedish furrier  OMG
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05-25-2005, 12:25 AM
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Where are the trolls? They should've been here by now!
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05-25-2005, 12:25 AM
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"Specialist in women and other diseases."
-doctor's office in Rome
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05-25-2005, 12:26 AM
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you're a posting machine!!!
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05-25-2005, 12:29 AM
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"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."
-car rental brochure in Tokyo.
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05-25-2005, 12:40 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Couldn't all of those be in one post?
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05-25-2005, 12:48 AM
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Quote:
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