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Here are some funny (badly phrased) signs from around the world:

"Drop your pants here for best results."
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Tokyo

"The lift is being fixed. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
-sign in Bucharest hotel lobby

"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Bangkok

"Please leave your values at the front desk."
-sign in a hotel in Paris.

"We take your bags and send them in all directions."
-sign at a Scandinavian airport

"Here speeching American."
-sign in a Moroccan shop.

"No smoothen the lion."
-sign in a zoo in the Czech Republic.

"STOP! Drive Sideways."
-detour sign in Japan.

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
-sign in a Rome laundry.

"If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager."
-sign in an Athens hotel.

"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
-in a Bangkok temple

"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
-window of a Swedish furrier :repuke

OMG

Where are the trolls? They should've been here by now!

"Specialist in women and other diseases."
-doctor's office in Rome

you're a posting machine!!!

"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."
-car rental brochure in Tokyo.

Couldn't all of those be in one post? :upsidedow