who here has actually got laid from places like AFF and sexsearch? - GoFuckYourself.com

xuron · 05-25-2005, 09:51 AM

I signed up for a free profile to sexsearch and started to get emails from girls that just give me the impression they are auto generated to get me to signup... anyone here actually had real life non-biased success?

Evil Chris · 05-25-2005, 09:54 AM

better question... Who here has ever been laid? LOL

Trax · 05-25-2005, 09:55 AM

lol
you're a moron or a surfer if you expect to get serious mails from a FREE profile

College Downtime · 05-25-2005, 09:56 AM

My buddy is engaged and his woman is bi.... he claims to hook up three somes all the time on there. I looked at this account and he has a ton of responses

polish_aristocrat · 05-25-2005, 09:58 AM

i dont think chicks contact guys and want to be laid

i'd say chicks usually have free profiles and then guys have to pay to be able to contact them

not speaking about any particular dating service, just common sense

eroswebmaster · 05-25-2005, 10:07 AM

Who here has actually gotten laid because they wear their hats like this?

wdsguy · 05-25-2005, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xuron

I signed up for a free profile to sexsearch and started to get emails from girls that just give me the impression they are auto generated to get me to signup... anyone here actually had real life non-biased success?

They are auto generated. Fake profiles.

TheLegacy · 05-25-2005, 10:12 AM

its all true - thousands of women want you and will give all the personal details you need to fuck them and their friends once you sign up and get a gold membership

Wizzo · 05-25-2005, 10:13 AM

I've had a number of encounters with real women off AFF...

jonpotz · 05-25-2005, 10:18 AM

my friend got his dick sucked by a handycapped girl in a wheel chair he met on match.com

all her pictures showed her standing up or were cropped to NOT show the wheelchair. she also didn't tell him that she spoke with a horrible speech imediment. All her words were long and drawn out and it took about 1 minute for each sentence.

He felt like he was robbed and lied too, show he let her suck his dick.

eamedia · 05-25-2005, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xuron

I signed up for a free profile to sexsearch and started to get emails from girls that just give me the impression they are auto generated to get me to signup... anyone here actually had real life non-biased success?

if anyone in here besides you is trying to get laid off aff or any site like it im leaving forever.........

sexyclicks · 05-25-2005, 10:19 AM

I met 2 girls on match in a span of 1 month

Sosa · 05-25-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonpotz

my friend got his dick sucked by a handycapped girl in a wheel chair he met on match.com

all her pictures showed her standing up or were cropped to NOT show the wheelchair. she also didn't tell him that she spoke with a horrible speech imediment. All her words were long and drawn out and it took about 1 minute for each sentence.

He felt like he was robbed and lied too, show he let her suck his dick.

lol that sounds so wrong

jonpotz · 05-25-2005, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

lol that sounds so wrong

You should have heard the message she left him on his cell phone. I wanted to record it on my comp but he wouldn't let me.

"Joooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn, whhhhhhhhhhheeerreeeee areeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. It'ssssss Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenaaaaa"

Tala · 05-25-2005, 10:38 AM

My profile on AFF was auto-generated and I get really great auto-generated responses which have led to an occasional auto-generated mettup and one really good auto-generated orgasm.

Does that count?

buck naked · 05-25-2005, 10:39 AM

Yes, but only as a paying member who could contact women, and only by being realistic: hot little twenty-somthings have guys lining up to fuck them off line. They don't need to post split wet beaver shots online to get laid.
Lots of married women, most of whom don't post pics.

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Shags · 05-25-2005, 10:43 AM

I use the money I make from aff to get laid.

jimmyf · 05-25-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

i dont think chicks contact guys and want to be laid

i'd say chicks usually have free profiles and then guys have to pay to be able to contact them

not speaking about any particular dating service, just common sense

I use 2 get all kinds of pussy from Yahoo, before they quit letting you put nasty ads up and it was free then, most 90% were married women.

Hooked up with 5 women with a clean paid ad one month didn't renew my paid membership.

cherrylula · 05-25-2005, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

i dont think chicks contact guys and want to be laid

i'd say chicks usually have free profiles and then guys have to pay to be able to contact them

not speaking about any particular dating service, just common sense

no way, you really think that?

aol is where its at!!!

and yes girls want to hookup with guys and do nasty things. Its true.

cherrylula · 05-25-2005, 11:10 AM

Then again don't mind me, I'm just another fake female personality on the internet and I really have a penis.

Manowar · 05-25-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Who here has actually gotten laid because they wear their hats like this?

Hotrocket · 05-25-2005, 11:24 AM

Yep I have met and had sex with 5 diff women from AFF, dated 1 for over a year. One of the reasons I promote them, and the Geo Ads convert like nuttin else

alexg · 05-25-2005, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

i dont think chicks contact guys and want to be laid

i'd say chicks usually have free profiles and then guys have to pay to be able to contact them

not speaking about any particular dating service, just common sense

what a chauvinist

Babaganoosh · 05-25-2005, 11:48 AM

Never got laid from AFF but I could have. I met a chick there and we went out to dinner and then to the bar to throw some darts and drink beer. After about 4 hours of that shit she was rubbing all over me and whispering shit in my ear that would make Ron Jeremy blush. I figured if she was willing to do that shit to someone she first saw less than 6 hours before she was pretty easy so I just went home alone and rubbed one out instead.

Lee · 05-25-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonpotz

You should have heard the message she left him on his cell phone. I wanted to record it on my comp but he wouldn't let me.

"Joooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn, whhhhhhhhhhheeerreeeee areeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. It'ssssss Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenaaaaa"

Weve got a TV presenter in the UK called June Sarpong who talks like that. At least your buddy got his dick sucked whereas us poor tossers who watch shows with her on have to listen to her speak like her voice has gone through Stephen Hawkins voice box on a real slow day.

bluedevil · 05-25-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

better question... Who here has ever been laid? LOL

surely all of us

OzMan · 05-25-2005, 11:54 AM

I wait outside AFF's corporate offices every day hoping a hot female affiliate rep will molest me, but they all walk right on by

I am living proof you cannot get laid at AFF

Evil Chris · 05-25-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by bluedevil

surely all of us

surely not! LOL

Rui · 05-25-2005, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonpotz

my friend got his dick sucked by a handycapped girl in a wheel chair he met on match.com

all her pictures showed her standing up or were cropped to NOT show the wheelchair. she also didn't tell him that she spoke with a horrible speech imediment. All her words were long and drawn out and it took about 1 minute for each sentence.

He felt like he was robbed and lied too, show he let her suck his dick.

Holy shit funniest thing i've read this month so far

05-25-2005, 09:51 AM	#1
xuron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 346	who here has actually got laid from places like AFF and sexsearch? I signed up for a free profile to sexsearch and started to get emails from girls that just give me the impression they are auto generated to get me to signup... anyone here actually had real life non-biased success?

05-25-2005, 09:54 AM	#2
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05-25-2005, 09:56 AM	#4
College Downtime Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 557	My buddy is engaged and his woman is bi.... he claims to hook up three somes all the time on there. I looked at this account and he has a ton of responses __________________ College Downtime.com

05-25-2005, 09:58 AM	#5
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05-25-2005, 10:13 AM	#9
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05-25-2005, 10:18 AM	#10
jonpotz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 960	my friend got his dick sucked by a handycapped girl in a wheel chair he met on match.com all her pictures showed her standing up or were cropped to NOT show the wheelchair. she also didn't tell him that she spoke with a horrible speech imediment. All her words were long and drawn out and it took about 1 minute for each sentence. He felt like he was robbed and lied too, show he let her suck his dick.

05-25-2005, 10:19 AM	#12
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05-25-2005, 10:38 AM	#15
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	My profile on AFF was auto-generated and I get really great auto-generated responses which have led to an occasional auto-generated mettup and one really good auto-generated orgasm. Does that count? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

05-25-2005, 10:39 AM	#16
buck naked Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 139	Yes, but only as a paying member who could contact women, and only by being realistic: hot little twenty-somthings have guys lining up to fuck them off line. They don't need to post split wet beaver shots online to get laid. Lots of married women, most of whom don't post pics. Read more here: http://www.askbucknaked.com/topicpag...inedating.html http://www.askbucknaked.com/datingtips.html

05-25-2005, 10:43 AM	#17
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05-25-2005, 11:10 AM	#20
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Then again don't mind me, I'm just another fake female personality on the internet and I really have a penis.

05-25-2005, 11:24 AM	#22
Hotrocket Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,327	Yep I have met and had sex with 5 diff women from AFF, dated 1 for over a year. One of the reasons I promote them, and the Geo Ads convert like nuttin else

05-25-2005, 11:48 AM	#24
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Never got laid from AFF but I could have. I met a chick there and we went out to dinner and then to the bar to throw some darts and drink beer. After about 4 hours of that shit she was rubbing all over me and whispering shit in my ear that would make Ron Jeremy blush. I figured if she was willing to do that shit to someone she first saw less than 6 hours before she was pretty easy so I just went home alone and rubbed one out instead. __________________ I like pie.

05-25-2005, 11:54 AM	#27
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	I wait outside AFF's corporate offices every day hoping a hot female affiliate rep will molest me, but they all walk right on by I am living proof you cannot get laid at AFF