who here has actually got laid from places like AFF and sexsearch?
 

I signed up for a free profile to sexsearch and started to get emails from girls that just give me the impression they are auto generated to get me to signup... anyone here actually had real life non-biased success?

better question... Who here has ever been laid? LOL

lol
you're a moron or a surfer if you expect to get serious mails from a FREE profile :)

My buddy is engaged and his woman is bi.... he claims to hook up three somes all the time on there. I looked at this account and he has a ton of responses

i dont think chicks contact guys and want to be laid

i'd say chicks usually have free profiles and then guys have to pay to be able to contact them

not speaking about any particular dating service, just common sense

Who here has actually gotten laid because they wear their hats like this?

http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepubl...s/wb37s456.jpg

They are auto generated. Fake profiles.

its all true - thousands of women want you and will give all the personal details you need to fuck them and their friends once you sign up and get a gold membership

I've had a number of encounters with real women off AFF... :pimp

my friend got his dick sucked by a handycapped girl in a wheel chair he met on match.com

all her pictures showed her standing up or were cropped to NOT show the wheelchair. she also didn't tell him that she spoke with a horrible speech imediment. All her words were long and drawn out and it took about 1 minute for each sentence.

He felt like he was robbed and lied too, show he let her suck his dick.

if anyone in here besides you is trying to get laid off aff or any site like it im leaving forever.........

I met 2 girls on match in a span of 1 month

lol that sounds so wrong

You should have heard the message she left him on his cell phone. I wanted to record it on my comp but he wouldn't let me.

"Joooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn, whhhhhhhhhhheeerreeeee areeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. It'ssssss Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenaaaaa"

My profile on AFF was auto-generated and I get really great auto-generated responses which have led to an occasional auto-generated mettup and one really good auto-generated orgasm.

Does that count?

Yes, but only as a paying member who could contact women, and only by being realistic: hot little twenty-somthings have guys lining up to fuck them off line. They don't need to post split wet beaver shots online to get laid.
Lots of married women, most of whom don't post pics.

Read more here:

http://www.askbucknaked.com/topicpag...inedating.html

http://www.askbucknaked.com/datingtips.html

I use the money I make from aff to get laid.

I use 2 get all kinds of pussy from Yahoo, before they quit letting you put nasty ads up and it was free then, most 90% were married women.

Hooked up with 5 women with a clean paid ad one month didn't renew my paid membership.

no way, you really think that? :helpme

aol is where its at!!!

and yes girls want to hookup with guys and do nasty things. Its true. :1orglaugh

Then again don't mind me, I'm just another fake female personality on the internet and I really have a penis.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yep I have met and had sex with 5 diff women from AFF, dated 1 for over a year. One of the reasons I promote them, and the Geo Ads convert like nuttin else :thumbsup

what a chauvinist :winkwink:

Never got laid from AFF but I could have. I met a chick there and we went out to dinner and then to the bar to throw some darts and drink beer. After about 4 hours of that shit she was rubbing all over me and whispering shit in my ear that would make Ron Jeremy blush. I figured if she was willing to do that shit to someone she first saw less than 6 hours before she was pretty easy so I just went home alone and rubbed one out instead.

Weve got a TV presenter in the UK called June Sarpong who talks like that. At least your buddy got his dick sucked whereas us poor tossers who watch shows with her on have to listen to her speak like her voice has gone through Stephen Hawkins voice box on a real slow day.

surely all of us :1orglaugh

I wait outside AFF's corporate offices every day hoping a hot female affiliate rep will molest me, but they all walk right on by :( I am living proof you cannot get laid at AFF :mad:

surely not! LOL

Holy shit funniest thing i've read this month so far :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme