Man in Vader mask robs theater. - GoFuckYourself.com

Penthouse Tony · 05-23-2005, 11:22 PM

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Person wearing Darth Vader mask robs Springfield theater
May 22, 2005 (SPRINGFIELD, Ill.) ? Authorities say they haven't made any arrests in last night's robbery of a Springfield movie theater.

Springfield police Lieutenant Dave Dodson says a man wearing a Darth Vader mask walked into the Showplace Eight theater around nine-15 p-m last night. He says the man shoved an employee out of the way and grabbed an undetermined amount of cash before running out of the theater and into a nearby wooded area.

No weapons were displayed.

Dodson says no arrests have been made and police do not have any suspects.

Among the movies playing at Showplace Eight is "Star Wars: Episode Three-Revenge of the Sith."

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/0522...s_robbery.html

He didn't even need to use the force.

Penthouse Tony · 05-23-2005, 11:25 PM

he also kept his wookie in his pants

pornguy · 05-23-2005, 11:26 PM

It is probably the manager.

Chio The Pirate · 05-23-2005, 11:28 PM

Downtime · 05-23-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

i knew this one was coming eventually

OzMan · 05-23-2005, 11:32 PM

If they didn't catch him in the first seven seconds forget it. He'll be light years away by now

Penthouse Tony · 05-23-2005, 11:35 PM

Penthouse Tony · 05-23-2005, 11:38 PM

He's been spotted.

Penthouse Tony · 05-23-2005, 11:41 PM

Maybe someone saw the plates on get-away vehicle?

Penthouse Tony · 05-24-2005, 12:02 AM

Police sketch.

STD · 05-24-2005, 12:05 AM

He seems to be using the darkside well to his advantage! LOL

ArikaAmes · 05-24-2005, 12:05 AM

That stuff always happens...ugh, sadly they probably won't catch him, at least no one really got hurt.

Penthouse Tony · 05-24-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ArikaAmes

That stuff always happens...ugh, sadly they probably won't catch him, at least no one really got hurt.

Some people were frightened.

ArikaAmes · 05-24-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

Some people were frightened.

Sorry that little guy made me laugh. Yea and that is bad, but no one was seriously hurt.

Penthouse Tony · 05-24-2005, 11:01 AM

Here is the police line-up so far.

lesbodojo · 05-24-2005, 11:08 AM

I went to see it last night, and was disappointed that I didn't see anyone in costume. I was looking forward to a good laugh. lol

Great photo, Sagi!

Juicy D. Links · 05-24-2005, 11:10 AM

lolololollol

Head · 05-24-2005, 11:20 AM

Springfield? Could it have been Bart Simpson?

wjxxx · 05-24-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

Some people were frightened.

Relish XXX · 05-24-2005, 11:23 AM

I love it how someone from the Simpsons home town of Springfield robs a theatre dressed as Darth Vader. It is just surreal.

SykkBoy · 05-24-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

I love it how someone from the Simpsons home town of Springfield robs a theatre dressed as Darth Vader. It is just surreal.

although, that could have been topped off with the theif saying "live long and prosper" before dashing to his escape pod...

Drake · 05-24-2005, 12:25 PM

Proof that violence in movies causes crime lol

sickkittens · 05-24-2005, 12:26 PM

Is this the same guy who tasered pizza drivers awhile back?

xclusive · 05-24-2005, 12:31 PM

lol I love the pics in this thread

MetaMan · 05-24-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

lol I love the pics in this thread

POSTWHORRRRRE.

Penthouse Tony · 05-24-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

Proof that violence in movies causes crime lol

gecko · 05-24-2005, 03:51 PM

Taking advantage of the opportunity

reynold · 05-24-2005, 08:33 PM

Now, that's the real transformation!

vvq · 05-24-2005, 08:36 PM

WebTitan · 05-24-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by vvq

yikes!

sonofsam · 05-24-2005, 09:03 PM

holy shit, where are you guys getting these pics from, lol

ytcracker · 05-24-2005, 09:29 PM

vader was a gangsta

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