Do you guys optimize your servers? - GoFuckYourself.com

xlogger · 05-23-2005, 06:15 PM

..If so recommend a company to me. I have been looking all day for one. Cannot seem to find a good one.

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 06:15 PM

http://www.macdonalds.com does all my server upgrades and stuff

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 06:16 PM

http://www.wendys.com for the billing part

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 06:16 PM

http://www.tacobell.com for my design work and illegal labour

xlogger · 05-23-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick

http://www.macdonalds.com does all my server upgrades and stuff

When i say all you guys i actually mean webmasters. Sorry about that surfer.

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 06:16 PM

http://www.elpolloloco.com for small grunt work

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 06:17 PM

http://www.pizzahut.com for delivery of my dvd's

rounders · 05-23-2005, 06:17 PM

hahahahahah

what kind of optimization are u looking for

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 06:17 PM

http://www.burgerking.com for good burgers

pr0 · 05-23-2005, 06:18 PM

Hit up

Vintage Support

On AIM, tell em pr0 sent ya

One of the best in the business

xlogger · 05-23-2005, 06:18 PM

stop that you homo!

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 06:18 PM

oh yeah , btw , all those dudes are looking for people like YOU to come work for them !

xlogger · 05-23-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Hit up

Vintage Support

On AIM, tell em pr0 sent ya

One of the best in the business

Is he involved with a company?

xlogger · 05-23-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick

oh yeah , btw , all those dudes are looking for people like YOU to come work for them !

Total Posts: 7,674 (25.87 posts per day)

HAHAHAHAH! BITCH

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 06:22 PM

dont hate, congratulate

pr0 · 05-23-2005, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

Is he involved with a company?

vintagehost.net

Rorschach · 05-23-2005, 06:23 PM

http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO...ooks/handbook/

teksonline · 05-23-2005, 06:26 PM

not much to optimize...

Remove all the crap you dont need from kernel.
install a proper mysql.conf file
edit your php.ini

secure your sshd.conf
remove the crap from inetd.conf if you use inetd

patch frequently

pr0 · 05-23-2005, 06:26 PM

he secures box's like fort knox as well

xlogger · 05-23-2005, 06:32 PM

Hey, thanks a lot pr0! He sounds like a cool dude.

BTW fakenick, god just told me you will have a heart attack and die when you hit post # 7999. You wont hit 8k, sorry.

cooooooooold bloooooooooooded

xlogger · 05-23-2005, 06:43 PM

Damn pr0 this dude is so professional! I have never talked to a guy so wellspoken like him. And the quote was wayyyyyy less $ then i expected! Thanks again pr0!

pr0 · 05-23-2005, 06:46 PM

np man, good luck with your servers

reynold · 05-23-2005, 07:35 PM

I'm always optimizing my SE, yet don't need anybody like you...

05-23-2005, 06:15 PM	#1
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	Do you guys optimize your servers? ..If so recommend a company to me. I have been looking all day for one. Cannot seem to find a good one. __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

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rounders Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: p0rn0stars & h0es Posts: 2,931	hahahahahah what kind of optimization are u looking for __________________ ICQ#: 153923840

05-23-2005, 06:18 PM	#10
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Hit up Vintage Support On AIM, tell em pr0 sent ya One of the best in the business __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

05-23-2005, 06:18 PM	#11
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	stop that you homo! __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

05-23-2005, 06:32 PM	#20
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	Hey, thanks a lot pr0! He sounds like a cool dude. BTW fakenick, god just told me you will have a heart attack and die when you hit post # 7999. You wont hit 8k, sorry. cooooooooold bloooooooooooded __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

05-23-2005, 06:15 PM	#2
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	http://www.macdonalds.com does all my server upgrades and stuff

05-23-2005, 06:16 PM	#3
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	http://www.wendys.com for the billing part

05-23-2005, 06:22 PM	#15
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	dont hate, congratulate

05-23-2005, 06:23 PM	#17
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO...ooks/handbook/

05-23-2005, 06:26 PM	#18
teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	not much to optimize... Remove all the crap you dont need from kernel. install a proper mysql.conf file edit your php.ini secure your sshd.conf remove the crap from inetd.conf if you use inetd patch frequently

05-23-2005, 06:43 PM	#21
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	Damn pr0 this dude is so professional! I have never talked to a guy so wellspoken like him. And the quote was wayyyyyy less $ then i expected! Thanks again pr0! __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

05-23-2005, 06:46 PM	#22
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	np man, good luck with your servers

05-23-2005, 07:35 PM	#23
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I'm always optimizing my SE, yet don't need anybody like you...