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xlogger 05-23-2005 06:15 PM

Do you guys optimize your servers?
 
..If so recommend a company to me. I have been looking all day for one. Cannot seem to find a good one.

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 06:15 PM

http://www.macdonalds.com does all my server upgrades and stuff

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 06:16 PM

http://www.wendys.com for the billing part

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 06:16 PM

http://www.tacobell.com for my design work and illegal labour

xlogger 05-23-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
http://www.macdonalds.com does all my server upgrades and stuff

When i say all you guys i actually mean webmasters. Sorry about that surfer.

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 06:16 PM

http://www.elpolloloco.com for small grunt work

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 06:17 PM

http://www.pizzahut.com for delivery of my dvd's

rounders 05-23-2005 06:17 PM

hahahahahah


what kind of optimization are u looking for

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 06:17 PM

http://www.burgerking.com for good burgers

pr0 05-23-2005 06:18 PM

Hit up

Vintage Support

On AIM, tell em pr0 sent ya

One of the best in the business

xlogger 05-23-2005 06:18 PM

:1orglaugh stop that you homo!

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 06:18 PM

oh yeah , btw , all those dudes are looking for people like YOU to come work for them !

xlogger 05-23-2005 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
Hit up

Vintage Support

On AIM, tell em pr0 sent ya

One of the best in the business

Is he involved with a company?

xlogger 05-23-2005 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
oh yeah , btw , all those dudes are looking for people like YOU to come work for them !

Total Posts: 7,674 (25.87 posts per day)

HAHAHAHAH! BITCH

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 06:22 PM

dont hate, congratulate

pr0 05-23-2005 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
Is he involved with a company?

vintagehost.net

Rorschach 05-23-2005 06:23 PM

http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO...ooks/handbook/

teksonline 05-23-2005 06:26 PM

not much to optimize...

Remove all the crap you dont need from kernel.
install a proper mysql.conf file
edit your php.ini

secure your sshd.conf
remove the crap from inetd.conf if you use inetd

patch frequently

pr0 05-23-2005 06:26 PM

he secures box's like fort knox as well

xlogger 05-23-2005 06:32 PM

Hey, thanks a lot pr0! He sounds like a cool dude.


BTW fakenick, god just told me you will have a heart attack and die when you hit post # 7999. You wont hit 8k, sorry. :(



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:1orglaugh

xlogger 05-23-2005 06:43 PM

Damn pr0 this dude is so professional! I have never talked to a guy so wellspoken like him. And the quote was wayyyyyy less $ then i expected! Thanks again pr0! :thumbsup

pr0 05-23-2005 06:46 PM

np man, good luck with your servers

reynold 05-23-2005 07:35 PM

I'm always optimizing my SE, yet don't need anybody like you...


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