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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 213
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Now tell me this bitch dont look like she just ecape from the morgue,this the only bitch who i know that can fart from her mouth,this bitch burbs up her own fart, bitch told me she gets gas a lot from eattin' un cooked chitlin's and lima beans with sim milk, meet " BLACKULA" a reflection of human shit,i meet dis swamp thang back in 2003, bitch was walkin' down the street talkin' too her self and keeps a dryed chicken bone in her mouth, she really enjoys chewin' on that chicken bone, bitch been chewin' on the bone since 1991, that bone that turn into wood now and she still chews on that muthafucker still today, she also has a bad habbit of diggin' in peoples garbage cans and pullin' shit out, bitch be lookin' for clothes to wear, i cought this walkin' catfish lookin' bitch comin' from outta a crack house lookin' like she had just taken a nice crack blast, so i decided to take the ho to the dumpster for a few photo shoots and sum video footage that i need bad and this ho was right on time, the bitch asked me if i could buy her a dime rock before we jet off, i told the bitch she'll have too get that muthafucker her self, i'm on parole i can't get cought in a crack house, now i'll park outside and waite and i anit gonna waite too long eather, bitch go get that shit and bring your ass right back, if i have too waite more that 3 mins. ima come in that crack house and drag you by your muthafuckin' neck, them hahahahahahas in that crack house know me and they know i'll come off in that muthafucker and act the muthafuckin' fool ' bout my mutha'fuckin' money, the last time i had to go inside of a crackhouse i knocked out two hahahahahahas for tryin to dip out the back door on me, cougtht them hahahahahahas around the corner when they were suppose too be inside cookin' me some crack, when i cought them two bastards i pulled out my muthafuckin' shot gun and shot one of them bitch hahahahahahas in the foot and stuck the shot gun in the mouth of the other hahahahahaha, that hahahahahaha was so goddamn scard he shitted on himself and passed out, anyway i gave the bitch a $10.00 bill, she went into the crackhouse, she bought her self a nice size dime rock and jumped her ass into my garbage truck and we both rode off into the crackhead sunset, now im about 8 blocks away from my crib and findin' a parkin space here in new york is a bitch and with a big truck like mines it's even harder without gettin' any tickets, these New York Cops will give you a ticket in a heart beat, now i knew findin' me a space was gonna take some time so i ask blackcula too give me some of dat fabulous crystal chrome head of hers dat i been hearin' about, so now im here at a red light watein for this muthafucker too turn green and the bitch bends her head over and in between myleggs un-zipps my fly to pull out this black african pipe line and she sucked the liposuction outta dis muthafucker, man i was ready too seek some hot salsa juice down her throut but i wanted too save it till we got to the dumpster, ooh shit i found a parking space, right in front of micky D's girl lets get out of this truck 'cause goddamn ya' ugly ass got some mean experience, bitch you anot nothin' but a dick suckin' specialist ! now were in the dumpster, i tells the bitch too get naked bend over so i could snap shot dat pussy from the back, man dis bitchhad some sticky white shit on her pussy and the shit looked nasty as hell, i asked the ho' what the fuck was that shit on her gussie,bitch said ooh dats just my yeast infection, i said what !! yeast ?? bitch you mean to tell me you got all dat yeast in your pussy and you didnt tell me, i mean she had abot 6 pounds of fresh yeast just piled up on her pussy and if ya' know like i know yeast is good eattin' baby, i love lickin' yeast infected pussy, umm ummm goddamn good, i pulled out the video cam hit that record button and licked that yeasted pussy too death, i sucked on that shit till it turned into yellow corn,when i gots done eattin' dat pussy my whole mouth looked like a glazed donut, then i stuck dis dick in it, i tryed too damage this bitchs insides, the bitch told me too stick my dick in her ass while she takes a hit of crack so i did just that, i poked that nasty shitty ass of hers somethin' good i rode that ass like a mexican donkey, i couln't help it, i shoot my white cremy load off in her shit tank- pulled my dick outta' her ass and i'll be damn it wasn't packed with doo-doo and golden brown shit, i could tell what she been eattin' cause i spotted a few peanuts in her shit and some on my dick, must must eat the peanut shells and all 'cause i had peanuts all around my dick area, shitty peanuts and what notthis bitch done sat here a decorated my whole dick with shit, but i wasnt upset 'cause at least she let me eat her yeast and that was enuff too make me a happy man, i gave the bitch an extra $10.00 bill for being such a great model, well she got dress- i let her out and close the door behine her, man i was so fuckin' tried i fell asleep with the doo-doo still on my dick, i was just too damn tried too take a shower, plus i didn't wanna wash my face anyway, not with all dat good tastein' yeast infection on it and her pussy juice on my lipps , hell naww i wanted too livi the moment baby, order your video now and get ya' skat on 'cause it's yeast and shit peanut time when our dealin' with the "Blackula" VOL.13 nite of the living crack heads ORDER NOW.trashmember2.moonfruit.com ![]() |
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