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Old 05-22-2005, 03:15 PM   #1
BlackGarbageMan
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Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 213
:stoned Meet Blackula

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Now tell me this bitch dont look like she just ecape from the
morgue,this the only bitch who i know that can fart from her
mouth,this bitch burbs up her own fart, bitch told me she gets gas a
lot from eattin' un cooked chitlin's and lima beans with sim milk,
meet " BLACKULA" a reflection of human shit,i meet dis swamp thang
back in 2003, bitch was walkin' down the street talkin' too her self
and keeps a dryed chicken bone in her mouth, she really enjoys
chewin' on that chicken bone, bitch been chewin' on the bone since
1991, that bone that turn into wood now and she still chews on that
muthafucker still today, she also has a bad habbit of diggin' in
peoples garbage cans and pullin' shit out, bitch be lookin' for
clothes to wear, i cought this walkin' catfish lookin' bitch comin'
from outta a crack house lookin' like she had just taken a nice crack
blast, so i decided to take the ho to the dumpster for a few photo
shoots and sum video footage that i need bad and this ho was right
on time, the bitch asked me if i could buy her a dime rock before we
jet off, i told the bitch she'll have too get that muthafucker her
self, i'm on parole i can't get cought in a crack house, now i'll park
outside and waite and i anit gonna waite too long eather, bitch go
get that shit and bring your ass right back, if i have too waite more
that 3 mins. ima come in that crack house and drag you by your
muthafuckin' neck, them hahahahahahas in that crack house know me and they
know i'll come off in that muthafucker and act the muthafuckin'
fool ' bout my mutha'fuckin' money, the last time i had to go inside
of a crackhouse i knocked out two hahahahahahas for tryin to dip out the
back door on me, cougtht them hahahahahahas around the corner when they
were suppose too be inside cookin' me some crack, when i cought them
two bastards i pulled out my muthafuckin' shot gun and shot one of
them bitch hahahahahahas in the foot and stuck the shot gun in the mouth of
the other hahahahahaha, that hahahahahaha was so goddamn scard he shitted on
himself and passed out, anyway i gave the bitch a $10.00 bill, she
went into the crackhouse, she bought her self a nice size dime rock
and jumped her ass into my garbage truck and we both rode off into
the crackhead sunset, now im about 8 blocks away from my crib and
findin' a parkin space here in new york is a bitch and with a big
truck like mines it's even harder without gettin' any tickets, these
New York Cops will give you a ticket in a heart beat, now i knew
findin' me a space was gonna take some time so i ask blackcula too
give me some of dat fabulous crystal chrome head of hers dat i been
hearin' about, so now im here at a red light watein for this
muthafucker too turn green and the bitch bends her head over and in
between myleggs un-zipps my fly to pull out this black african pipe
line and she sucked the liposuction outta dis muthafucker, man i was
ready too seek some hot salsa juice down her throut but i wanted too
save it till we got to the dumpster, ooh shit i found a parking
space, right in front of micky D's girl lets get out of this
truck 'cause goddamn ya' ugly ass got some mean experience, bitch you
anot nothin' but a dick suckin' specialist ! now were in the
dumpster, i tells the bitch too get naked bend over so i could snap
shot dat pussy from the back, man dis bitchhad some sticky white shit
on her pussy and the shit looked nasty as hell, i asked the ho' what
the fuck was that shit on her gussie,bitch said ooh dats just my
yeast infection, i said what !! yeast ?? bitch you mean to tell me
you got all dat yeast in your pussy and you didnt tell me, i mean she
had abot 6 pounds of fresh yeast just piled up on her pussy and if
ya' know like i know yeast is good eattin' baby, i love lickin' yeast
infected pussy, umm ummm goddamn good, i pulled out the video cam hit
that record button and licked that yeasted pussy too death, i sucked
on that shit till it turned into yellow corn,when i gots done eattin'
dat pussy my whole mouth looked like a glazed donut, then i stuck dis
dick in it, i tryed too damage this bitchs insides, the bitch told me
too stick my dick in her ass while she takes a hit of crack so i did
just that, i poked that nasty shitty ass of hers somethin' good i
rode that ass like a mexican donkey, i couln't help it, i shoot my
white cremy load off in her shit tank- pulled my dick outta' her ass
and i'll be damn it wasn't packed with doo-doo and golden brown shit,
i could tell what she been eattin' cause i spotted a few peanuts in
her shit and some on my dick, must must eat the peanut shells and
all 'cause i had peanuts all around my dick area, shitty peanuts and
what notthis bitch done sat here a decorated my whole dick with shit,
but i wasnt upset 'cause at least she let me eat her yeast and that
was enuff too make me a happy man, i gave the bitch an extra $10.00
bill for being such a great model, well she got dress- i let her out
and close the door behine her, man i was so fuckin' tried i fell
asleep with the doo-doo still on my dick, i was just too damn tried
too take a shower, plus i didn't wanna wash my face anyway, not with
all dat good tastein' yeast infection on it and her pussy juice on my
lipps , hell naww i wanted too livi the moment baby, order your video
now and get ya' skat on 'cause it's yeast and shit peanut time when
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