How to fuck your mother! - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 05-22-2005, 02:40 PM

http://www.tworetards.com/TR/tworeta...fuckmother.htm

"HOLY SHIT! THIS WORKS!!" -email from Benny of DeRidder, Louisiana

First of all I should probably get across to you that not all mothers are fuckable by YOU. Some are not fuckable at all. But there are a few tests you can do beforehand in order to gage whether or not you should even try. I mean, with enough effort any mother can be fucked by her son, but should it be too large of an effort then perhaps you should try to fuck somebody else's mother. Fucking your own mother is a very delicate operation with a lot at stake. There is a lot to lose if you fail (or maybe not). But if you succeed you will always have that moment (and perhaps others) between yourself and your loving mother...

polish_aristocrat · 05-22-2005, 02:42 PM

why post stupid shit like that here?

Postmaster · 05-22-2005, 02:43 PM

Thanks for this great tutorial

Dagwolf · 05-22-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

why post stupid shit like that here?

Because I get paid and it's more interesting than posting

200 times a day?

If you've got something more interesting, post it

I'll look.

alexg · 05-22-2005, 02:45 PM

polish_aristocrat · 05-22-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Because I get paid

ok, thanks, that explains it

Dagwolf · 05-22-2005, 02:48 PM

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If your mother is a crack addict - All you have to do here and wait until she is alone, high on crack, take out your dick and insert in her. If she resists, tell her you have hidden her rocks, or that you have an extra stash. These mothers are easy to blackmail into sex.
If your mother under the age of 28, single and still parties - Okay this means she is more sexually active than a bunny on viagra (and had you at the age of 12). And also chances are both of you are dumb as bricks. When she gets drunk talk about sex, walk around in your underwear and just start rubbing her when she gets incoherent. Make sure you are alone with her (or with your friends). If she has her friends, or boyfriends around, then you are looking for a fight. Otherwise it is party time. Ask her about her shitty job and sympathize with her. This goes a long way.
If your mother is a hardcore fundamentalist, this means she is starving for it. Wait until dad is FAR, FAR away and then slip your mother half a valium. Convince her to drink a little and then start making out with her. She will be so wet you will be able to stick a greased crucifix in her just as long as you keep this all within the "idea" of religion.

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Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	How to fuck your mother! http://www.tworetards.com/TR/tworeta...fuckmother.htm *"HOLY SHIT! THIS WORKS!!" -email from Benny of DeRidder, Louisiana* First of all I should probably get across to you that not all mothers are fuckable by YOU. Some are not fuckable at all. But there are a few tests you can do beforehand in order to gage whether or not you should even try. I mean, with enough effort any mother can be fucked by her son, but should it be too large of an effort then perhaps you should try to fuck somebody else's mother. Fucking your own mother is a very delicate operation with a lot at stake. There is a lot to lose if you fail (or maybe not). But if you succeed you will always have that moment (and perhaps others) between yourself and your loving mother... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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