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Old 05-22-2005, 02:40 PM  
Dagwolf
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How to fuck your mother!

http://www.tworetards.com/TR/tworeta...fuckmother.htm

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First of all I should probably get across to you that not all mothers are fuckable by YOU. Some are not fuckable at all. But there are a few tests you can do beforehand in order to gage whether or not you should even try. I mean, with enough effort any mother can be fucked by her son, but should it be too large of an effort then perhaps you should try to fuck somebody else's mother. Fucking your own mother is a very delicate operation with a lot at stake. There is a lot to lose if you fail (or maybe not). But if you succeed you will always have that moment (and perhaps others) between yourself and your loving mother...
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