What do you tell people you do for a living? - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 05-21-2005, 08:00 PM

Juicy saying he was a "network security specialist" prompted this thread.

As I wrote over in his thread, I tell people:

"I'm your friendly neighborhood pornographer."

Then they laugh. And I say,

"No, seriously."

My fiance hates that I'm so open about it.

BRISK · 05-21-2005, 08:01 PM

ahem....

|
|
V

sonofsam · 05-21-2005, 08:01 PM

i like that guys signature

"i post on gfy, so that when people ask what i do for a living i can say i work with the mentally handicapped"

edit : there ya go... that guy!

GatorB · 05-21-2005, 08:01 PM

I'm in advertising.

$5 submissions · 05-21-2005, 08:03 PM

I'm in business process outsourcing

azguy · 05-21-2005, 08:04 PM

I do a lot of mainstream stuff, so I simply state those and leave out any affiliation with the porn industry

swedguy · 05-21-2005, 08:05 PM

Depends if it's a hot girl or someone else.

Hot girl: I sell sexual fantasies

Anyone else: I sell porn

Spunky · 05-21-2005, 08:06 PM

I tell them my day job..it's nobodies business what I do in my spare time

WiredGuy · 05-21-2005, 08:07 PM

Search Engine Traffic Management. Its right on my business card too.
WG

Donny · 05-21-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Search Engine Traffic Management. Its right on my business card too.
WG

I'd like to have your business card.

GatorB · 05-21-2005, 08:08 PM

Just tell them you do EBAY.

fireorange · 05-21-2005, 08:09 PM

Circle Jerk God

clickhappy · 05-21-2005, 08:09 PM

"I do graphic design".

I used to say "I do websites" but that opened up a flood of questions for some reason.
Now I say I do graphic design and no one has ever asked a follow up question.

XxXotic · 05-21-2005, 08:11 PM

web design

Furious_Male · 05-21-2005, 08:13 PM

Internet Specialist.

Nismo · 05-21-2005, 08:21 PM

professional alligator wrestler.

Napolean · 05-21-2005, 08:22 PM

I'm a programmer

MandyBlake · 05-21-2005, 08:23 PM

depends on who i'm talking to.
some people i say i have my own adult site. other people i just say webdesign/multimedia.

DWB · 05-21-2005, 08:28 PM

I tell them I run a sweat shop in Manila. They drop it at that.

machinegunkelly · 05-21-2005, 08:30 PM

I say graphic design ,
but from what my landlord tells me all my neighbours think I sell coke lol

Guess its the hair and tats :P

Jace · 05-21-2005, 08:32 PM

i say I am a porn webmaster, which is what I am

Mike Okitch · 05-21-2005, 08:35 PM

I like the friendly neighborhood pornographer line. Sounds like something some porn superhero would print up on some business cards, just like spiderman.

I just tell people that I do internet marketing.

J$tyle$ · 05-21-2005, 08:39 PM

Depends. Some people get the FULL truth. Some people get some aspects of the truth and I omit the product.

MikeVega · 05-21-2005, 08:42 PM

I'm a hit man for the Mob ...

no i just say that i do Internet marketing ... if there cool and ask more I'll say that 75% of our clients are adult and then that i run a cash program ... i also tell them i sell traffic ..

Redrob · 05-21-2005, 08:45 PM

Swamps drained, mountains raised, maidens debauched, alligators wrestled, cats herded, wives satisfied, dictators overthrown. What do you want done?

Ycaza · 05-21-2005, 08:56 PM

I Tell the truth, that i am a glorified network engineer. I still do a lot of it, when they ask why i am on the web at night typing, I let them know I close web hosting deals and do support for my clients. "wow your clients are up that late?" yep, they are some pretty dedicated (stupid) motherfuckers, just like me.

eamedia · 05-21-2005, 09:06 PM

I tell them i sit in a chair in front of 2 big screens and wait for 9 hours to go home and rub one out.

Paul Markham · 05-21-2005, 10:02 PM

I tell them I'm a pornographer.

I was out yesterday with Tim Turner, shoots porn for DVD market, watching the FA cup final. We were in a big bar sharing a table with an English guy andgot talking. He's an artist and was telling us he did some posters that are in an exhibition in Prague and will be featured in the main train station where we can see them.

He asked us what we did,I said we are pornographers and you can see my work on the Internet, just type in my name.

Icy · 05-22-2005, 03:00 AM

To my familly & friends i always told the true about this bussines.

To ppl i just meet or i dont' know, i just tell them i'm do websites design, promotion etc.

More Booze · 05-22-2005, 03:03 AM

"I work with Internet Marketing."

No lies. ;)

Manowar · 05-22-2005, 03:48 AM

ninja assasin

05-21-2005, 08:00 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	What do you tell people you do for a living? Juicy saying he was a "network security specialist" prompted this thread. As I wrote over in his thread, I tell people: "I'm your friendly neighborhood pornographer." Then they laugh. And I say, "No, seriously." My fiance hates that I'm so open about it.

05-21-2005, 08:01 PM	#2
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	ahem.... \| \| V __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

05-21-2005, 08:01 PM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,639	i like that guys signature "i post on gfy, so that when people ask what i do for a living i can say i work with the mentally handicapped" edit : there ya go... that guy! __________________ I like turtles.

05-21-2005, 08:03 PM	#5
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	I'm in business process outsourcing __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

05-21-2005, 08:06 PM	#8
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	I tell them my day job..it's nobodies business what I do in my spare time __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-21-2005, 08:01 PM	#4
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	I'm in advertising.

05-21-2005, 08:04 PM	#6
azguy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 5,167	I do a lot of mainstream stuff, so I simply state those and leave out any affiliation with the porn industry

05-21-2005, 08:05 PM	#7
swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	Depends if it's a hot girl or someone else. Hot girl: I sell sexual fantasies Anyone else: I sell porn

05-21-2005, 08:07 PM	#9
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,497	Search Engine Traffic Management. Its right on my business card too. WG __________________ I play with Google.

05-21-2005, 08:08 PM	#11
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Just tell them you do EBAY.

05-21-2005, 08:09 PM	#12
fireorange Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,648	Circle Jerk God

05-21-2005, 08:09 PM	#13
clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	"I do graphic design". I used to say "I do websites" but that opened up a flood of questions for some reason. Now I say I do graphic design and no one has ever asked a follow up question.

05-21-2005, 08:11 PM	#14
XxXotic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Da Swamps Posts: 8,500	web design __________________ Sponsors.. Tired of people not using your shitty RSS Feeds? Let Us Help You! Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013

05-21-2005, 08:13 PM	#15
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,883	Internet Specialist. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

05-21-2005, 08:21 PM	#16
Nismo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 4,977	professional alligator wrestler. __________________ i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

05-21-2005, 08:22 PM	#17
Napolean Old school Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kettering, OH Posts: 4,327	I'm a programmer __________________ Need a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleande

05-21-2005, 08:23 PM	#18
MandyBlake The one and only! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 17,761	depends on who i'm talking to. some people i say i have my own adult site. other people i just say webdesign/multimedia. __________________ Mandy's Playhouse Her First Fat Girl If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921

05-21-2005, 08:28 PM	#19
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I tell them I run a sweat shop in Manila. They drop it at that.

05-21-2005, 08:30 PM	#20
machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,285	I say graphic design , but from what my landlord tells me all my neighbours think I sell coke lol Guess its the hair and tats :P __________________ dead.

05-21-2005, 08:32 PM	#21
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	i say I am a porn webmaster, which is what I am

05-21-2005, 08:35 PM	#22
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	I like the friendly neighborhood pornographer line. Sounds like something some porn superhero would print up on some business cards, just like spiderman. I just tell people that I do internet marketing. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2005, 08:39 PM	#23
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Depends. Some people get the FULL truth. Some people get some aspects of the truth and I omit the product.

05-21-2005, 08:42 PM	#24
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I'm a hit man for the Mob ... no i just say that i do Internet marketing ... if there cool and ask more I'll say that 75% of our clients are adult and then that i run a cash program ... i also tell them i sell traffic .. __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

05-21-2005, 08:45 PM	#25
Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,791	Swamps drained, mountains raised, maidens debauched, alligators wrestled, cats herded, wives satisfied, dictators overthrown. What do you want done?

05-21-2005, 08:56 PM	#26
Ycaza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the 805 Posts: 4,290	I Tell the truth, that i am a glorified network engineer. I still do a lot of it, when they ask why i am on the web at night typing, I let them know I close web hosting deals and do support for my clients. "wow your clients are up that late?" yep, they are some pretty dedicated (stupid) motherfuckers, just like me. __________________ Caz Thrush Head Honcho [email protected] http://thrushtech.com ICQ: 304883574 do people still icq?

05-21-2005, 09:06 PM	#27
eamedia Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: norcal Posts: 1,456	I tell them i sit in a chair in front of 2 big screens and wait for 9 hours to go home and rub one out. __________________

05-21-2005, 10:02 PM	#28
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	I tell them I'm a pornographer. I was out yesterday with Tim Turner, shoots porn for DVD market, watching the FA cup final. We were in a big bar sharing a table with an English guy andgot talking. He's an artist and was telling us he did some posters that are in an exhibition in Prague and will be featured in the main train station where we can see them. He asked us what we did,I said we are pornographers and you can see my work on the Internet, just type in my name. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70 Last edited by charly; 05-21-2005 at 10:04 PM..

05-22-2005, 03:00 AM	#29
Icy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 864	To my familly & friends i always told the true about this bussines. To ppl i just meet or i dont' know, i just tell them i'm do websites design, promotion etc. __________________ Kimia: Make money with mobile traffic, both adult and mainstream Skype: sinlords - ICQ: 83-235-881 email: ivan at kimia.mobi

05-22-2005, 03:03 AM	#30
More Booze Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,116	"I work with Internet Marketing." No lies. ;)

05-22-2005, 03:48 AM	#31
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	ninja assasin