What do you tell people you do for a living?
 

Juicy saying he was a "network security specialist" prompted this thread.


As I wrote over in his thread, I tell people:


"I'm your friendly neighborhood pornographer."

Then they laugh. And I say,

"No, seriously."


My fiance hates that I'm so open about it.

ahem....

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i like that guys signature

"i post on gfy, so that when people ask what i do for a living i can say i work with the mentally handicapped"



edit : there ya go... that guy!

I'm in advertising.

I'm in business process outsourcing

I do a lot of mainstream stuff, so I simply state those and leave out any affiliation with the porn industry :)

Depends if it's a hot girl or someone else.

Hot girl: I sell sexual fantasies

Anyone else: I sell porn

I tell them my day job..it's nobodies business what I do in my spare time

Search Engine Traffic Management. Its right on my business card too.
WG

I'd like to have your business card. :)

Just tell them you do EBAY.

Circle Jerk God

"I do graphic design".

I used to say "I do websites" but that opened up a flood of questions for some reason.
Now I say I do graphic design and no one has ever asked a follow up question.

web design

Internet Specialist.

professional alligator wrestler.

I'm a programmer :)

depends on who i'm talking to.
some people i say i have my own adult site. other people i just say webdesign/multimedia.

I tell them I run a sweat shop in Manila. They drop it at that.

I say graphic design ,
but from what my landlord tells me all my neighbours think I sell coke lol

Guess its the hair and tats :P

i say I am a porn webmaster, which is what I am

I like the friendly neighborhood pornographer line. Sounds like something some porn superhero would print up on some business cards, just like spiderman.

I just tell people that I do internet marketing.

Depends. Some people get the FULL truth. Some people get some aspects of the truth and I omit the product.

:2 cents:

I'm a hit man for the Mob ... :winkwink: no i just say that i do Internet marketing ... if there cool and ask more I'll say that 75% of our clients are adult and then that i run a cash program ... i also tell them i sell traffic ..

Swamps drained, mountains raised, maidens debauched, alligators wrestled, cats herded, wives satisfied, dictators overthrown. What do you want done?

I Tell the truth, that i am a glorified network engineer. I still do a lot of it, when they ask why i am on the web at night typing, I let them know I close web hosting deals and do support for my clients. "wow your clients are up that late?" yep, they are some pretty dedicated (stupid) motherfuckers, just like me.

I tell them i sit in a chair in front of 2 big screens and wait for 9 hours to go home and rub one out.

I tell them I'm a pornographer.

I was out yesterday with Tim Turner, shoots porn for DVD market, watching the FA cup final. We were in a big bar sharing a table with an English guy andgot talking. He's an artist and was telling us he did some posters that are in an exhibition in Prague and will be featured in the main train station where we can see them.

He asked us what we did,I said we are pornographers and you can see my work on the Internet, just type in my name. :1orglaugh

To my familly & friends i always told the true about this bussines.

To ppl i just meet or i dont' know, i just tell them i'm do websites design, promotion etc.

"I work with Internet Marketing."

No lies. ;)

ninja assasin