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Jace · 05-19-2005, 02:54 PM

well, not really my balls

but I got my vasectomy today

doesnt hurt that bad really at all, just like someone is grabbing my balls and won't let go, guys you know what I mean...like when you sit on your balls by accident

anyway, just lying on the couch now healing

it took 20 minutes total and was almost completely painless

the wierd part was, he hit a nerve or something in the middle of it, and I felt the pain go all the way through to my asshole...VERY wierd feeling

Dirty F · 05-19-2005, 02:55 PM

Weird not wierd.

MandyBlake · 05-19-2005, 02:55 PM

oh man. ouch! well i'm happy for ya

Thrawn$ · 05-19-2005, 02:56 PM

that's fuck up

why doing that?

polish_aristocrat · 05-19-2005, 02:56 PM

shit, I feel sorry for you

Jace · 05-19-2005, 02:57 PM

why does everyone feel sorry for me and wonder why i did this....you all amaze me

best decision i probably have ever made

polish_aristocrat · 05-19-2005, 02:58 PM

shit, i like you from your GFY presence, but IMO thats a completely stupid decision, regardless of your current circumstances

pornguy · 05-19-2005, 02:59 PM

Damn. dont scare me. I have to have it done sometime soon.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

polish_aristocrat · 05-19-2005, 02:59 PM

ok, but i am not gonna debate it, i am out of this thread, good luck, i hope you wont regret it

Jace · 05-19-2005, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

shit, i like you from your GFY presence, but IMO thats a completely stupid decision, regardless of your current circumstances

even if a pregnancy could kill my wife?

she has a heart condition that could kill her if she has a baby...and the birth control pills make her endometriosis worse than it should be

read more here....towards the bottom of the thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=468631

Jace · 05-19-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

ok, but i am not gonna debate it, i am out of this thread, good luck, i hope you wont regret it

no no, i am not going to debate either...read that other thread, it will change you view...seriously

Rorschach · 05-19-2005, 03:04 PM

good shit, I am thinking about having it done...

so did it hurt? did you watch? i have read that it sounds worse than it is , but the idea of someone rummaging around in my nutsack makes me go all sqeamish...

Tim · 05-19-2005, 03:05 PM

Ow! Hope you feel better soon

Steve · 05-19-2005, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

why does everyone feel sorry for me and wonder why i did this....you all amaze me

best decision i probably have ever made

I've been putting this off for a while now - aside from the stabbing pain to your anus, I hope this all goes nice and easy for you

for all you wondering why anyone would do this, some of us are a little older, and not everyone wants kids, or more kids

Jace · 05-19-2005, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

good shit, I am thinking about having it done...

so did it hurt? did you watch? i have read that it sounds worse than it is , but the idea of someone rummaging around in my nutsack makes me go all sqeamish...

it was very simple actually....the doc injected my nutsack with lidocaine and then let that sit in...then hit inserted this needle things and it made a whole about the size of a 8 guage needle...he pulled the vas out and snipped it, then he cauderized it, then went to the next side and did the same through the same hole

the only time I felt anything was when he pulled on the vas, it almost felt like the vas was attached to my asshole and he was pulling it through...no pain, but just wierd feeling

all in all, the most pain I have had is when he shot me with lidocaine and now sitting right here....right now it almost feels like sitting on your balls or someone lightly grabbing them so they hurt just a tiny bit...but it is continous...and every now and then when i shift or stand up it gives a nice surge, but goes away pretty quick

all in all, i can't believe it didn't and doesn't hurt as much...i have heard horror stories about it...and it is WAY not like what people have said at all

oh, another creepy part, when he burns the ends of the vas, you can smell your shit burning...LOL...wierdness

Sarah_Jayne · 05-19-2005, 03:12 PM

it was a responsible and mature thing to do..ignore the people that never had to make such a decission because they can't be a dad when they don't have sex anyway.

Jace · 05-19-2005, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

I've been putting this off for a while now - aside from the stabbing pain to your anus, I hope this all goes nice and easy for you

for all you wondering why anyone would do this, some of us are a little older, and not everyone wants kids, or more kids

not just that, my wife has some health troubles, so it was in our best interest

my wife and i really have no inkling of a desire for children

seeric · 05-19-2005, 03:13 PM

yikes bro. wait a few weeks before sex

Jace · 05-19-2005, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

it was a responsible and mature thing to do..ignore the people that never had to make such a decission because they can't be a dad when they don't have sex anyway.

that is the way I think too, i thought it was pretty responsible personally...but some people really seem to get offended that i did it

I am the first to say, i would not make a good dad...seriously, i can barely keep care of myself and I am 30, i would not want to put another human under me in the chain of things....plus, it would be really hard to ride harleyys across the USA for 2 years with a 3 year old....LOL

Jace · 05-19-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

yikes bro. wait a few weeks before sex

10 weeks to be exact before I can have sex without protection

i get to jack off in a cup a few times though...LOL

wdsguy · 05-19-2005, 03:15 PM

I hope that doesn't affect your ability to maintain a erection.

pradaboy · 05-19-2005, 03:15 PM

well... uhm... should I congratulate you now?

DWB · 05-19-2005, 04:04 PM

That's kick ass man. Now you never have to pull out. That's the life.

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

I hope that doesn't affect your ability to maintain a erection.

hahaha....you need to read more...not just about vasectomies...just in general

Mike Okitch · 05-19-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

why does everyone feel sorry for me and wonder why i did this....you all amaze me

best decision i probably have ever made

I don't feel sorry one bit. Your a grown man and knew exactly what you where getting into.

A friend of mine got one last month and made the mistake of running a day or two after it. It felt like he got hit in the groin. Just don't do that

You'll enjoy your sex life a lot more now that you're stress free

HairToStay · 05-19-2005, 04:16 PM

10 week? A friend is having it done and was told 8 weeks with NO sex, not even jacking off ....... He was more worried about how he would perform after, but the doctor assured him it would be mental and not physical if he had problems.

nofx · 05-19-2005, 04:24 PM

you get any pills or anything?

mrthumbs · 05-19-2005, 04:26 PM

Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?

Sarah_Jayne · 05-19-2005, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?

in my experience slightly more wattery but it was only one person I have been with that was before and after..so not sure if that is 'normal'

mrthumbs · 05-19-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

in my experience slightly more wattery but it was only one person I have been with that was before and after..so not sure if that is 'normal'

Ok, so you still have something to ejaculate.. fascinating. The idea is very convenient since pregnancy is the only thing i have to worry about.

But ill wait for JaceXXX's final review 3 months from now ;)

xclusive · 05-19-2005, 04:33 PM

Very loving gesture and if you guys ever want children you can just adopt. I hope you have a fast recovery.

D-Money · 05-19-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?

I doubt he's testin' it out yet.

LOL

Feel better Jace, and please let us know what cums out, I'm curious about that as well.

My pops had that done. He was scared he'd have another KB.

DesignWise · 05-19-2005, 04:34 PM

and the lesson is ...

"say no to vasectomy"

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

I don't feel sorry one bit. Your a grown man and knew exactly what you where getting into.

A friend of mine got one last month and made the mistake of running a day or two after it. It felt like he got hit in the groin. Just don't do that

You'll enjoy your sex life a lot more now that you're stress free

i could not imagine even walking right now, much less running...LOL

it feels fine, but the minute I move or hit my balls against my leg i am reminded again

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HairToStay

10 week? A friend is having it done and was told 8 weeks with NO sex, not even jacking off ....... He was more worried about how he would perform after, but the doctor assured him it would be mental and not physical if he had problems.

actually, i have to jack off in a cup and take it in 6 weeks, and then again 4 weeks after that

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

you get any pills or anything?

unfortunately, but luckily i have my own

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?

exactly the same...just no sperm in it

some guys I talked to said they have way more intense orgasms

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Ok, so you still have something to ejaculate.. fascinating. The idea is very convenient since pregnancy is the only thing i have to worry about.

But ill wait for JaceXXX's final review 3 months from now ;)

haha, yeah..10 weeks will be the final semen testing from the lab...we will see

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

Very loving gesture and if you guys ever want children you can just adopt. I hope you have a fast recovery.

that is one thing we said, that even if we decide that we want childream later, we would probably adopt...there are so many children in different countries that have it so bad and need mothers and fathers

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DesignWise

and the lesson is ...

"say no to vasectomy"

but say yes to overpopulation and unwanted pregnancy

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 05-19-2005, 04:43 PM

how long will it be totally healed?

RRRED · 05-19-2005, 04:45 PM

clickhappy · 05-19-2005, 04:47 PM

I don't get it. Can you still cum, or you orgasm but no cum comes out?

And are you smooth down there now, like Ken and Barbie?

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

how long will it be totally healed?

they say i can't be on my feet until tomorrow night, then I can't take a shower til saturday...and from what I can see from looking at my ballsack right now, i wuold imagine a good week or so til the scab heals up

they didn't give me a real timeframe, cause I think it is so different with everyone...but i heal fast, so I would say middle of next week i won't be feeling it too much anymore

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

I don't get it. Can you still cum, or you orgasm but no cum comes out?

And are you smooth down there now, like Ken and Barbie?

they just cut the vas difference, whic is the tube that inserts sperm into the semen....so, basically, everything is exactly the same, except I have no swimmers anymore...i cum, i get erect, and yes, i still have balls...i just don't have any of these

Jace · 05-19-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

hahahaha...very nice

4Pics · 05-19-2005, 05:27 PM

Make sure you share in 10 weeks how sex is

Also, a question... How come your wife didn't have her tubes tied?

Jace · 05-19-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 4Pics

Make sure you share in 10 weeks how sex is

Also, a question... How come your wife didn't have her tubes tied?

well, tubes tied is like a major surgery and is a huge thing...having a vasectomy is a 10 minute thing....seemed more logical

plus my wife has already had 2 surgeries for her endometriosis in the past year...she probably mentally couldn't handle another surgery

eamedia · 05-19-2005, 06:10 PM

have you rubbed one out yet? if so how was it?

hottoddy · 05-19-2005, 06:13 PM

The sperms keeps building up and has no where to go. Eventually the old sperm degenerates and the body reabsorbes it. Gross.

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