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  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562
    #1

    My balls are officially SNIPPED!

    well, not really my balls

    but I got my vasectomy today

    doesnt hurt that bad really at all, just like someone is grabbing my balls and won't let go, guys you know what I mean...like when you sit on your balls by accident

    anyway, just lying on the couch now healing

    it took 20 minutes total and was almost completely painless

    the wierd part was, he hit a nerve or something in the middle of it, and I felt the pain go all the way through to my asshole...VERY wierd feeling
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    • Dirty F
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      • Jul 2001
      • 59204
      #2
      Weird not wierd.

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        • MandyBlake
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          • Nov 2002
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          #3
          oh man. ouch! well i'm happy for ya
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            • Thrawn$
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              • Apr 2002
              • 4596
              #4

              that's fuck up

              why doing that?
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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377
                  #5
                  shit, I feel sorry for you
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                    • Jace
                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 35562
                      #6
                      why does everyone feel sorry for me and wonder why i did this....you all amaze me

                      best decision i probably have ever made

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                        • polish_aristocrat
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 40377
                          #7
                          shit, i like you from your GFY presence, but IMO thats a completely stupid decision, regardless of your current circumstances
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                            • pornguy
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                              • Mar 2003
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                              #8
                              Damn. dont scare me. I have to have it done sometime soon.

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                                • polish_aristocrat
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 40377
                                  #9
                                  ok, but i am not gonna debate it, i am out of this thread, good luck, i hope you wont regret it
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                                    • Jace
                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 35562
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                      shit, i like you from your GFY presence, but IMO thats a completely stupid decision, regardless of your current circumstances
                                      even if a pregnancy could kill my wife?

                                      she has a heart condition that could kill her if she has a baby...and the birth control pills make her endometriosis worse than it should be

                                      read more here....towards the bottom of the thread

                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=468631

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                                        • Jace
                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 35562
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                          ok, but i am not gonna debate it, i am out of this thread, good luck, i hope you wont regret it
                                          no no, i am not going to debate either...read that other thread, it will change you view...seriously

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                                            • Rorschach
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 5579
                                              #12
                                              good shit, I am thinking about having it done...

                                              so did it hurt? did you watch? i have read that it sounds worse than it is , but the idea of someone rummaging around in my nutsack makes me go all sqeamish...

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                                                • Tim
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 19199
                                                  #13
                                                  Ow! Hope you feel better soon
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                                                    • Steve
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                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 6894
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                      why does everyone feel sorry for me and wonder why i did this....you all amaze me

                                                      best decision i probably have ever made

                                                      I've been putting this off for a while now - aside from the stabbing pain to your anus, I hope this all goes nice and easy for you

                                                      for all you wondering why anyone would do this, some of us are a little older, and not everyone wants kids, or more kids

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                                                        • Jace
                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 35562
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                          good shit, I am thinking about having it done...

                                                          so did it hurt? did you watch? i have read that it sounds worse than it is , but the idea of someone rummaging around in my nutsack makes me go all sqeamish...
                                                          it was very simple actually....the doc injected my nutsack with lidocaine and then let that sit in...then hit inserted this needle things and it made a whole about the size of a 8 guage needle...he pulled the vas out and snipped it, then he cauderized it, then went to the next side and did the same through the same hole

                                                          the only time I felt anything was when he pulled on the vas, it almost felt like the vas was attached to my asshole and he was pulling it through...no pain, but just wierd feeling

                                                          all in all, the most pain I have had is when he shot me with lidocaine and now sitting right here....right now it almost feels like sitting on your balls or someone lightly grabbing them so they hurt just a tiny bit...but it is continous...and every now and then when i shift or stand up it gives a nice surge, but goes away pretty quick

                                                          all in all, i can't believe it didn't and doesn't hurt as much...i have heard horror stories about it...and it is WAY not like what people have said at all

                                                          oh, another creepy part, when he burns the ends of the vas, you can smell your shit burning...LOL...wierdness

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                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 40077
                                                              #16
                                                              it was a responsible and mature thing to do..ignore the people that never had to make such a decission because they can't be a dad when they don't have sex anyway.

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                                                                • Jace
                                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 35562
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Steve
                                                                  I've been putting this off for a while now - aside from the stabbing pain to your anus, I hope this all goes nice and easy for you

                                                                  for all you wondering why anyone would do this, some of us are a little older, and not everyone wants kids, or more kids
                                                                  not just that, my wife has some health troubles, so it was in our best interest

                                                                  my wife and i really have no inkling of a desire for children

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                                                                    • seeric
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                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 41917
                                                                      #18
                                                                      yikes bro. wait a few weeks before sex

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                                                                        • Jace
                                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 35562
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                          it was a responsible and mature thing to do..ignore the people that never had to make such a decission because they can't be a dad when they don't have sex anyway.
                                                                          that is the way I think too, i thought it was pretty responsible personally...but some people really seem to get offended that i did it

                                                                          I am the first to say, i would not make a good dad...seriously, i can barely keep care of myself and I am 30, i would not want to put another human under me in the chain of things....plus, it would be really hard to ride harleyys across the USA for 2 years with a 3 year old....LOL

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                                                                            • Jace
                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 35562
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                              yikes bro. wait a few weeks before sex
                                                                              10 weeks to be exact before I can have sex without protection

                                                                              i get to jack off in a cup a few times though...LOL

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                                                                                • wdsguy
                                                                                  Ryde or Die
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 19568
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I hope that doesn't affect your ability to maintain a erection.

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                                                                                    • pradaboy
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • DWB
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                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 31779
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          That's kick ass man. Now you never have to pull out. That's the life.

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                                                                                            • Jace
                                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                                                              I hope that doesn't affect your ability to maintain a erection.

                                                                                              hahaha....you need to read more...not just about vasectomies...just in general

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                                                                                                • Mike Okitch
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                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                  • 4126
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                                                  why does everyone feel sorry for me and wonder why i did this....you all amaze me

                                                                                                  best decision i probably have ever made
                                                                                                  I don't feel sorry one bit. Your a grown man and knew exactly what you where getting into.

                                                                                                  A friend of mine got one last month and made the mistake of running a day or two after it. It felt like he got hit in the groin. Just don't do that

                                                                                                  You'll enjoy your sex life a lot more now that you're stress free
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                                                                                                    • HairToStay
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 1521
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      10 week? A friend is having it done and was told 8 weeks with NO sex, not even jacking off ....... He was more worried about how he would perform after, but the doctor assured him it would be mental and not physical if he had problems.
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                                                                                                        • nofx
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                          • 16826
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          you get any pills or anything?

                                                                                                          Often times I wonder why
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                                                                                                            • mrthumbs
                                                                                                              salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                              • 11702
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?

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                                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                                                                                                  Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?
                                                                                                                  in my experience slightly more wattery but it was only one person I have been with that was before and after..so not sure if that is 'normal'

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                                                                                                                    • mrthumbs
                                                                                                                      salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                      • 11702
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                                                      in my experience slightly more wattery but it was only one person I have been with that was before and after..so not sure if that is 'normal'
                                                                                                                      Ok, so you still have something to ejaculate.. fascinating. The idea is very convenient since pregnancy is the only thing i have to worry about.

                                                                                                                      But ill wait for JaceXXX's final review 3 months from now ;)

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                                                                                                                        • xclusive
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                          • 35218
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Very loving gesture and if you guys ever want children you can just adopt. I hope you have a fast recovery.

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                                                                                                                            • D-Money
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                              • 9716
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                                                                                                              Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?
                                                                                                                              I doubt he's testin' it out yet.

                                                                                                                              LOL

                                                                                                                              Feel better Jace, and please let us know what cums out, I'm curious about that as well.


                                                                                                                              My pops had that done. He was scared he'd have another KB.
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                                                                                                                                • DesignWise
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 3575
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  and the lesson is ...

                                                                                                                                  "say no to vasectomy"
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                                                                                                                                    • Jace
                                                                                                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 35562
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                                                                                                      I don't feel sorry one bit. Your a grown man and knew exactly what you where getting into.

                                                                                                                                      A friend of mine got one last month and made the mistake of running a day or two after it. It felt like he got hit in the groin. Just don't do that

                                                                                                                                      You'll enjoy your sex life a lot more now that you're stress free

                                                                                                                                      i could not imagine even walking right now, much less running...LOL

                                                                                                                                      it feels fine, but the minute I move or hit my balls against my leg i am reminded again

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                                                                                                                                        • Jace
                                                                                                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 35562
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by HairToStay
                                                                                                                                          10 week? A friend is having it done and was told 8 weeks with NO sex, not even jacking off ....... He was more worried about how he would perform after, but the doctor assured him it would be mental and not physical if he had problems.

                                                                                                                                          actually, i have to jack off in a cup and take it in 6 weeks, and then again 4 weeks after that

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                                                                                                                                            • Jace
                                                                                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                                                                              you get any pills or anything?

                                                                                                                                              unfortunately, but luckily i have my own

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                                                                                                                                                • Jace
                                                                                                                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 35562
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                                                                                                                                  Stupid question: when you cum what do you produce?
                                                                                                                                                  exactly the same...just no sperm in it

                                                                                                                                                  some guys I talked to said they have way more intense orgasms

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                                                                                                                                                    • Jace
                                                                                                                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 35562
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                                                                                                                                      Ok, so you still have something to ejaculate.. fascinating. The idea is very convenient since pregnancy is the only thing i have to worry about.

                                                                                                                                                      But ill wait for JaceXXX's final review 3 months from now ;)
                                                                                                                                                      haha, yeah..10 weeks will be the final semen testing from the lab...we will see

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                                                                                                                                                        • Jace
                                                                                                                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 35562
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                                                                                                          Very loving gesture and if you guys ever want children you can just adopt. I hope you have a fast recovery.
                                                                                                                                                          that is one thing we said, that even if we decide that we want childream later, we would probably adopt...there are so many children in different countries that have it so bad and need mothers and fathers

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                                                                                                                                                            • Jace
                                                                                                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by DesignWise
                                                                                                                                                              and the lesson is ...

                                                                                                                                                              "say no to vasectomy"
                                                                                                                                                              but say yes to overpopulation and unwanted pregnancy

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                                                                                                                                                                • Stacey_JoinRightNow
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  how long will it be totally healed?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • RRRED
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                                                                                                                                                                        • clickhappy
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 4027
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I don't get it. Can you still cum, or you orgasm but no cum comes out?

                                                                                                                                                                          And are you smooth down there now, like Ken and Barbie?

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Jace
                                                                                                                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                                                                                                                              how long will it be totally healed?
                                                                                                                                                                              they say i can't be on my feet until tomorrow night, then I can't take a shower til saturday...and from what I can see from looking at my ballsack right now, i wuold imagine a good week or so til the scab heals up

                                                                                                                                                                              they didn't give me a real timeframe, cause I think it is so different with everyone...but i heal fast, so I would say middle of next week i won't be feeling it too much anymore

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Jace
                                                                                                                                                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 35562
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                                                                                                                                                  I don't get it. Can you still cum, or you orgasm but no cum comes out?

                                                                                                                                                                                  And are you smooth down there now, like Ken and Barbie?

                                                                                                                                                                                  they just cut the vas difference, whic is the tube that inserts sperm into the semen....so, basically, everything is exactly the same, except I have no swimmers anymore...i cum, i get erect, and yes, i still have balls...i just don't have any of these

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jace
                                                                                                                                                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 35562
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                                                                                                                                      hahahaha...very nice

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • 4Pics
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Make sure you share in 10 weeks how sex is

                                                                                                                                                                                          Also, a question... How come your wife didn't have her tubes tied?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Jace
                                                                                                                                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by 4Pics
                                                                                                                                                                                              Make sure you share in 10 weeks how sex is

                                                                                                                                                                                              Also, a question... How come your wife didn't have her tubes tied?
                                                                                                                                                                                              well, tubes tied is like a major surgery and is a huge thing...having a vasectomy is a 10 minute thing....seemed more logical

                                                                                                                                                                                              plus my wife has already had 2 surgeries for her endometriosis in the past year...she probably mentally couldn't handle another surgery

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • eamedia
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  have you rubbed one out yet? if so how was it?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • hottoddy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      The sperms keeps building up and has no where to go. Eventually the old sperm degenerates and the body reabsorbes it. Gross.
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