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Old 05-21-2005, 12:44 AM   #1
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Damn, bad luck fucking my wife

My wifey went out with the girls and the guys stayed in with the kids and gamed all night. Well, my wife came home all drunk saying that she wanted me to fuck her BAD (she always gets wild when she's drunk). So she's sitting by me on the couch, whips out my cock, starts sucking on it for a minute, then takes off her pants and spreads out on the couch, I go between her legs and start kissing her and start rubbing her wet pussy and right when I pulled her panties to the side to stick my cock in, she says that she's not feeling good and ran into the bathroom because she had to puke.

Well, she didn't end up puking, but now she's passed out on the couch and I'm stuck staying up for a while unsatisfied to make sure that she's gonna be ok.

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Old 05-21-2005, 01:00 AM   #2
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Old 05-21-2005, 01:04 AM   #3
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lol... dude you should have been faster
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Old 05-21-2005, 01:07 AM   #4
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wasted too much time man.... she wanted the dick bad, she was in hopes of skippin the foreplay.... damn you suck at reading drunk girls
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Old 05-21-2005, 01:08 AM   #5
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I know how it is... next time its your turn
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Old 05-21-2005, 01:12 AM   #6
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Old 05-21-2005, 01:13 AM   #7
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Old 05-21-2005, 01:23 AM   #8
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Ha ha ha, thanks for the comments people. I think that I'll have to take your advice next time and jump right into it It's VERY rare that she passes out though, so I never would've thought that, she acted like she usually acts when she gets home drunk, then boom, she got knocked for a loop.

I guess that I still have the option to go over and fuck her while she's passed out, he he he. When you have 3 kids and have been together for 15 years, you certainly don't get it as often as the old days, ha ha ha.
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Old 05-21-2005, 01:56 AM   #9
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Old 05-21-2005, 03:18 AM   #10
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Old 05-21-2005, 03:25 AM   #11
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Damn, bad luck fucking my wife
That's weird, because she performed like a wild banshee for all the guys that pulled a train on her earlier tonight ("she always gets wild when she's drunk").

She must have been plum tuckered out (but hey, given the circumstances, that's not your fault).

Better luck next time.

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Old 05-21-2005, 03:26 AM   #12
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Old 05-21-2005, 03:35 AM   #13
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:07 AM   #14
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Old 05-21-2005, 04:21 AM   #16
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